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  • Mary Beth
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    • Feb 2010
    • 9
    #1

    Hi, Im Mary Beth

    Well Im just a nice girl with no church of my own and I would just love to join yalls!
    The close community is what really got me and I would love to be in your women's society, if yall would like!
    I can bake, knit, and follow orders. And I do believe Id be nothin but an asset to this wonderful group of people!
    Remember, John 14:15!
    Thanks!
    Mary Beth
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: Hi, Im Mary Beth

      Welcome to God's favorite forum, miss.

      How old are you? Why doesn't your father take you to church? Do you even know who Jesus is?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Jacques
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          • Feb 2010
          • 33
          #3
          Re: Hi, Im Mary Beth

          Hello, I'm also new to the fourms and it's goodto see I'm not the only one!

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            • HomoJoe
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Feb 2010
              • 1
              #4
              Re: Hi, Im Mary Beth

              Read the rules please. They clearly state you need to be typing proper English. Jesus would've typed like he had a Ph.D in English. You type like you just graduated from elementary school .

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                • Jed_Cassidy
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • May 2009
                  • 289
                  #5
                  Re: Hi, Im Mary Beth

                  Welcome to Landover Baptist Church, Mary Beth! Bake, knit, and follow orders, eh? Why, you just may have the potential to be a True Christian™ wife! Now tell us, is there a True Christian™ man in your life?
                  Matthew 7:15
                  Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

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                    • Mary Beth
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                      • Feb 2010
                      • 9
                      #6
                      Re: Hi, Im Mary Beth

                      No sir, Pastor Ezekiel, my father bade me to look into this church for our family. When he gets Ma and the children packed he will come to where I am. As for now I'm staying with an uncle and cousins.

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                        • Halleluyah Rob
                          Honorary True Christian™
                          Forum Member
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 353
                          #7
                          Re: Hi, Im Mary Beth

                          Originally posted by Mary Beth View Post
                          Well Im just a nice girl with no church of my own and I would just love to join yalls!
                          The close community is what really got me and I would love to be in your women's society, if yall would like!
                          I can bake, knit, and follow orders. And I do believe Id be nothin but an asset to this wonderful group of people!
                          Remember, John 14:15!
                          Thanks!
                          Mary Beth
                          No Church of your own?

                          Exodus 20:8- "Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy."

                          You do realize you're disrespecting God by not participating in a service to honor the day HE decided to consecrate holy? You have some repenting to do young lady, and shame on your husband for not even forcing you to attend Sunday services.

                          Secondly, this is not a "women's society." This forum is dominated by males who guide the women and keep them glued to the path of Jesus.

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                            • Rev Buddy
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                              • Feb 2010
                              • 6
                              #8
                              Re: Hi, Im Mary Beth

                              Hi Mary Beth, I'm Rev. Buddy and I am new here too. I am a youth Pastor in Oregon and I enjoy counseling young women. Sometime a young girl just needs someone to rap with. If you need someone to talk to about his eternal love, just shoot me a line
                              Matthew 19:13
                              Then little children were brought to Jesus for him to place his hands on them and pray for them. But the disciples rebuked those who brought them. The Reverend Buddy


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                                • Mary Beth
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                                  • Feb 2010
                                  • 9
                                  #9
                                  Re: Hi, Im Mary Beth

                                  Originally posted by Halleluyah Rob View Post
                                  No Church of your own?

                                  Exodus 20:8- "Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy."

                                  You do realize you're disrespecting God by not participating in a service to honor the day HE decided to consecrate holy? You have some repenting to do young lady, and shame on your husband for not even forcing you to attend Sunday services.

                                  Secondly, this is not a "women's society." This forum is dominated by males who guide the women and keep them glued to the path of Jesus.
                                  My apologies. I do realize this and hope that this Church can help me!
                                  As for now, I dont have a husband, though I would like a TrueChristian one if yall find me a accountable.

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                                    • Mary Beth
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                                      • Feb 2010
                                      • 9
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                                      Re: Hi, Im Mary Beth

                                      I do believe yall nice men have a misunderstanding.
                                      My parents and I come from a desecrated church Id rather not talk about and want some fellowship and praise with this one. Is that to much to ask?

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                                        • James Hutchins
                                          True Christian™
                                          Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                           
                                          • Jun 2009
                                          • 29453
                                          #11
                                          Re: Hi, Im Mary Beth

                                          Hello, Mary, how are you this blustery morning?

                                          There are many fine gentlemen on the forum but being you are new here, I suggest keeping your feet on the floor and together for the time being.

                                          Sorry to hear your old Church was a sham. I suggest emailing a Pastor so he can have corrective action taken. The DoF is mighty persuasive.

                                          You are more than welcome to be part of Landover though you need to mind your P's and Q's as we do not cotton to shenanigans. I do suggest you also have a local brick and mortar Church to attend.

                                          YIC
                                          JH
                                          Last edited by James Hutchins; 02-11-2010, 11:58 AM. Reason: Missing period.
                                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                            • Mary Beth
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                                              • Feb 2010
                                              • 9
                                              #12
                                              Re: Hi, Im Mary Beth

                                              Thank you, I will try to remember all that.
                                              Now I have to ask, how does one go about from being Unsaved Trash to a TrueChristian?

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                                                • True Disciple
                                                  True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                                                  Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                                                  Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  • Nov 2009
                                                  • 2445
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Hi, Im Mary Beth

                                                  Welcome Sister!

                                                  Originally posted by Mary Beth View Post
                                                  My apologies. I do realize this and hope that this Church can help me!
                                                  As for now, I dont have a husband, though I would like a TrueChristian one if yall find me a accountable.
                                                  So far you are doing well, I think, every man needs a good True Christian(tm) Wife, and being good at cooking and obeying orders are two cardinal virtues for such a woman. I personally hope God will bless me with such a woman one day.

                                                  Originally posted by Mary Beth View Post
                                                  Thank you, I will try to remember all that.
                                                  Now I have to ask, how does one go about from being Unsaved Trash to a TrueChristian?
                                                  By accepting Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour(tm), obeying the Bible and the Pastors without question, being a good tither, and adding Godly Posts to this forum. That's all.
                                                  Sweet Lord Jesus,
                                                  I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                                                  Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                                                  Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                                                  Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                                                  Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                                                  Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                                                  Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                                                  Amen.

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                                                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                       
                                                      • Sep 2006
                                                      • 78556
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Hi, Im Mary Beth

                                                      Originally posted by Mary Beth View Post
                                                      Thank you, I will try to remember all that.
                                                      Now I have to ask, how does one go about from being Unsaved Trash to a TrueChristian?
                                                      We're just waiting for the preliminary report on you to come in from the DOF. What with the blizzard in Washington D.C. and the recent activity swirling aroung Project Habakkuk, things are a bit delayed.
                                                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                        • Mary Beth
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                                                          • Feb 2010
                                                          • 9
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Hi, Im Mary Beth

                                                          well thats rather thorough..
                                                          do let me know when this happens!

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