[exMormon]

Re: Hi, Im Mary Beth

You wouldn't happen to be/ have been a roman papist, are/were you?

Your name "Mary" suggests your parents were a bunch of Mary worshippers, so this is why I am asking.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Hi, Im Mary Beth

well thats rather thorough..
do let me know when this happens!

Dear sweet Mary Beth,

The way to True Christianity™ is to know the Bible well and be able to quote it early and often.

2 Timothy 4:2
Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine.

Now, how do I not know you're not some 300 pound dude? Anyone who selects an avatar like that is likely guilty of the sin of lying.

If I were you, I would share additional pictures of yourself, so we can better get to know you better.

[Mary Beth]

Re: Hi, Im Mary Beth

Now, how do I not know you're not some 300 pound dude? Anyone who selects an avatar like that is likely guilty of the sin of lying.

Me? Lie?!

If I were you, I would share additional pictures of yourself, so we can better get to know you better.

Perhaps I would like to get to know this community better, noo offense sir. My father would never permit me to give away photos to perfect strangers, eh?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hi, Im Mary Beth

My father would never permit me to give away photos to perfect strangers, eh?

Which seems like a smart rule your father has there. Makes me wonder why he failed to make you study the entire KJV1611 Holy Bible.