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  • Homertard
    Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jul 2007
    • 668

    #1

    Good Evening

    Hi, as one of the Pastor's "put it" I need to say who I am.

    I'm from England, and have recently finished a year course in college, and am looking to start A levels in September. I am a Christain. I was baptised in the name of Christ back in 91.

    I enjoy getting to know people, days out, the summer time, walks, hunting, music, and all the other good things in life.
  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #2
    Re: Good Evening

    Originally posted by Omerta View Post
    Hi, as one of the Pastor's "put it" I need to say who I am.

    I'm from England, and have recently finished a year course in college, and am looking to start A levels in September. I am a Christain. I was baptised in the name of Christ back in 91.
    Godly news friend. What is your favorite Bible verse?

    Originally posted by Omerta View Post
    I enjoy getting to know people, days out, the summer time, walks, hunting, music, and all the other good things in life.
    What about witnessing for Jesus and tithing to His church friend? I hope those are part of the "good things" in life.

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    • Talitha
      Deaconess
      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
      True Christian™
      • Oct 2026
      • 15118

      #3
      Re: Good Evening

      Originally posted by Omerta View Post
      I'm from England
      England? I've heard of England!
      That's some little Island near France right?

      Is it true your folks all have bad teeth and drink afternoon Tea with salmon and Cucumber sandwiches?
      Pastor tells me England folks are all Unsaved Trash because they're not Christian Americans.

      Sister Talitha

      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
        Ladies of Landover Senior VP
        One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
        Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2006
        • 12414

        #4
        Re: Good Evening

        Originally posted by Omerta View Post
        Hi, as one of the Pastor's "put it" I need to say who I am.

        I'm from England, and have recently finished a year course in college, and am looking to start A levels in September. I am a Christain. I was baptised in the name of Christ back in 91.

        I enjoy getting to know people, days out, the summer time, walks, hunting, music, and all the other good things in life.
        A Chri-"stain" you say? What were you baptized with, the pure, innocent blood of True Christian™ babies?
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        1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
        Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

        Blogging for CHRIST!
        Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
        All a-Twitter for Salvation!
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        • Homertard
          Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Jul 2007
          • 668

          #5
          Re: Good Evening

          Bobby-Joe - I savor all my verses, but I rather like Amos 9, - The lord will punish Edom. Of course, why do you doubt me?


          Sister Talitha - It's acutally quite big. we call it the United Kingdom. My country is the greatest in the world. No, thats a sterotype, hoever, I do enjoy Tea, and Salmon, but I loath Cucumber. My teeth are in a brilliant state. Pastor sounds like he is a racist.

          Sister Mary Maria - Holy water acutally. Why so nasty? I have only been here for about a day and already people dislike me for just being slightly off.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #6
            Re: Good Evening

            Originally posted by Omerta View Post
            Pastor sounds like he is a racist.
            You want to back that up with some facts, angelique? We do not tolerate racism around here.

            Just because God hates England, that doesn't make me a racist.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Homertard
              Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Jul 2007
              • 668

              #7
              Re: Good Evening

              Well, you hate most relgions which is racist, when God himself said, love thy neighbour. It's in the ten commandments. How's it feel to forsake God? Also, if your God, tells you to hate British people, then he is no better than Lucifer. You follow him so you yourself, hate Britisth people and that is Racist. Also, you hate Buddists, Jews, Cathloics, and others. I can understand hating Satanists though they are fools. But aside from that, that's how and why your racist.

              I'm not racist, as I have friends from Jewish, Calthoic, Protesant, Atheist, and Buddist backgrounds. Also, I don't hate Americans. I expect the same in return, Pastor.

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              • Bobby-Joe
                Landover Security Superviser
                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 18405

                #8
                Re: Good Evening

                Originally posted by Omerta View Post
                Well, you hate most relgions which is racist, when God himself said, love thy neighbour. It's in the ten commandments. How's it feel to forsake God? Also, if your God, tells you to hate British people, then he is no better than Lucifer. You follow him so you yourself, hate Britisth people and that is Racist. Also, you hate Buddists, Jews, Cathloics, and others. I can understand hating Satanists though they are fools. But aside from that, that's how and why your racist.

                I'm not racist, as I have friends from Jewish, Calthoic, Protesant, Atheist, and Buddist backgrounds. Also, I don't hate Americans. I expect the same in return, Pastor.
                Friend,

                We don't hate these people, we hate their sins. We certainly don't hate you for your rank heresy. All we want to do is help you to over come your hatred of Christ and learn to stop spitting in His face. Trust me when I say when a TRUE Christian takes a tire iron to someone knees it is out of love he does it, not hate.

                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                • Sister Noddy
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2007
                  • 1843

                  #9
                  Re: Good Evening

                  Originally posted by Omerta View Post
                  Well, you hate most relgions which is racist, when God himself said, love thy neighbour. It's in the ten commandments. How's it feel to forsake God? Also, if your God, tells you to hate British people, then he is no better than Lucifer. You follow him so you yourself, hate Britisth people and that is Racist. Also, you hate Buddists, Jews, Cathloics, and others. I can understand hating Satanists though they are fools. But aside from that, that's how and why your racist.

                  I'm not racist, as I have friends from Jewish, Calthoic, Protesant, Atheist, and Buddist backgrounds. Also, I don't hate Americans. I expect the same in return, Pastor.
                  Welcome, Omerta --- I'm an Anglican lay minister (Episcopalian - USA) and they hate my 'sins' too, since they consider the Church of England (and the worldwide Anglican Communion) to be of the devil.

                  That's why I'm still unsaved trash in their eyes, yet they tell me that this is in Jesus' eyes, and they are simply following Him.

                  But I took Jesus as my saviour and turned my life and heart over to Him on October 29, 1999, and became a minister two years later.

                  Enjoy the forum, peace be with you
                  1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                  1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


                  1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                  Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                  Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                  • Homertard
                    Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Jul 2007
                    • 668

                    #10
                    Re: Good Evening

                    Thank you Minister.

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                    • Brother Temperance
                      Senior Usher
                      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                      A very nice young man
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15621

                      #11
                      Re: Good Evening

                      Originally posted by Omerta View Post

                      I'm not racist, as I have friends from Jewish, Calthoic, Protesant, Atheist, and Buddist backgrounds.
                      What, so you're friends with white Jews, white Catholics, white Protestants, white Atheists, and white Buddhists, and that proves you're not a racist? Why do you hate dotheads and Mahommedans?
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                      • Unsaved and Loving It
                        Unsaved Trash, Foul Worthless Garbage Hellbound Sinner
                        Forum Member
                        • Jun 2007
                        • 308

                        #12
                        Re: Good Evening

                        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                        What, so you're friends with white Jews, white Catholics, white Protestants, white Atheists, and white Buddhists, and that proves you're not a racist? Why do you hate dotheads and Mahommedans?
                        He never said that his friends might not have skin of different colour to our own. After all good Pastor, I know a girl who's of Polish/Arab descendent, and she's a Catholic. Never assume, Pastor. Never assume.
                        Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?

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                        • Brother Temperance
                          Senior Usher
                          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                          A very nice young man
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 15621

                          #13
                          Re: Good Evening

                          Originally posted by Unsaved and Loving It View Post
                          He never said that his friends might not have skin of different colour to our own. After all good Pastor, I know a girl who's of Polish/Arab descendent, and she's a Catholic.
                          That's nothing to boast about.
                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                          • Unsaved and Loving It
                            Unsaved Trash, Foul Worthless Garbage Hellbound Sinner
                            Forum Member
                            • Jun 2007
                            • 308

                            #14
                            Re: Good Evening

                            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                            That's nothing to boast about.
                            I boast not, Brother Temperance. I inform.
                            Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?

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                            • Homertard
                              Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Jul 2007
                              • 668

                              #15
                              Re: Good Evening

                              Acutally you misasume.

                              Many of the people have difference color skin. One of which is a jew and he is black. Never assume, Sir.

                              Unsaved and loving it is very funny, as always. lol

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