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  • Icelandic Kid
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    Under Investigation
    • Feb 2010
    • 6

    #1

    Icelandic eskimo atheist rant

    As a young icelandic man and an athiest, i would like to atleast attempt to defend the honor of my people.

    (1) This show is derived from an old play where Magnus Scheving and a full cast of ADULTS played all the roles. However when he globalized this show, he was forced to hire a childto play the role of Stephanie, as 3 adults and a bunch of puppets running around wouldn't have gained any recognition amongst the audience he and the company were looking for.

    (2)I can tell you, as i have met the man myself, that he is a greedy and gluttonous man who cares for nothing but monetary gain and he has now bailed out on the icelandic people. But i do not believe that he is a pedophile. He remains innocent until his guilt is proven.

    (3)Lazy Town is the name of the show as the town in the show was filled with lazy people before Sportacus arrives and he reinforces positive behavior in the town, by encouraging them to exercise and eat healthier.

    (4)As to the fact that all athiests and pagans will burn in hell i would like to point out that the original and famous image of hell and it's 9 circles of punishment, as written by the famous florentine poet, and lifelong catholic christian (and yes i know you are not catholics) Dante Alighieri states that athiests and pagans who live out their lives in a respectable and regretful life (as in regretting their mistakes and sins) shall forever live in Limbo, the first and most lenient circle of hell that is a grey and joyless image of heaven.

    (5) To not care about the well-being of others, regardless of nationality or religion is in reality racist.

    (6) I am an athiest because i can't respect a god who does not simply ask me too believe in him, but attempts to bully me into worshipping him. I definately do believe that there is something supernatural and beatiful out there that we cannot fully understand at this period in time.

    and finally, the catholic church is the original church of god, founded by Jesus' most trusted friend and disciple Peter. How can his story possibly be worse than yours. What i believe is the basis of your judgement is the fact that alot of members of this church have lost their way.

    In the end i just want to ask you to please not judge my entire country or "religion"(as athiesm is really the absence of religon) for what an isolated group of people, past or present have done. Right now the world is in a difficult place where everyone needs to stand together and help each other out.
  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29453

    #2
    Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

    Originally posted by Icelandic Kid View Post
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>> tl:dr <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
    You are wrong
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • Cranky Old Man
      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
      You kids get off his lawn!
       
      • Jan 2010
      • 22373

      #3
      Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

      Originally posted by Icelandic Kid View Post
      As a young icelandic man and an athiest
      Well, I suppose admitting you are on the wrong path is a first step.

      and finally, the catholic church is the original church of god, founded by Jesus' most trusted friend and disciple Peter
      Eh NO! that is not correct. Catholics invented a lot of their own stuff and they ignore huge parts of the Holy Bible God gave us. We follow the entire KJV1611 Holy Bible instead. Catholics will go to hell, we True Christians will go to Heaven. So as you can see there is a huge difference!

      as athiesm is really the absence of religon
      Religion is about what you believe. You believe that your parents are monkeys, we believe we have been created by God. So atheism is most certainly a religion. A religion of idiots, but still a religion.
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: Icelandic eskimo atheist rant

        What kind of monsters are you people? Is the entire tribe against Jesus?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Alopanthropos
          Unsaved trash
          • Feb 2010
          • 1

          #5
          Re: Icelandic eskimo atheist rant

          hvuytgnjc csb njgtfedyhxtcjk nbrewscjklkilkmmxxaqfg

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          • Cranky Old Man
            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
            You kids get off his lawn!
             
            • Jan 2010
            • 22373

            #6
            Re: Icelandic eskimo atheist rant

            Originally posted by Alopanthropos View Post
            hvuytgnjc csb njgtfedyhxtcjk nbrewscjklkilkmmxxaqfg .
            That only works if you add lots and lots of tomato ketchup.

            Have fun in hell by the way .
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #7
              Re: Icelandic eskimo atheist rant

              Originally posted by Alopanthropos View Post
              hvuytgnjc csb njgtfedyhxtcjk nbrewscjklkilkmmxxaqfg
              I think that's the tribe's recipe for ice cubes.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • James Dewitt
                #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                • Jan 2010
                • 6267

                #8
                Re: Icelandic eskimo atheist rant

                Originally posted by Alopanthropos View Post
                hvuytgnjc csb njgtfedyhxtcjk nbrewscjklkilkmmxxaqfg

                Satan has sent another minion. Or is it a TROLL!

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                • True Disciple
                  True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                  Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                  Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2009
                  • 2445

                  #9
                  Re: Icelandic eskimo atheist rant

                  Originally posted by Icelandic Kid View Post
                  ---first three points---
                  What on earth are you talking about?

                  (4)As to the fact that all athiests and pagans will burn in hell i would like to point out that the original and famous image of hell and it's 9 circles of punishment, as written by the famous florentine poet, and lifelong catholic christian (and yes i know you are not catholics) Dante Alighieri states that athiests and pagans who live out their lives in a respectable and regretful life (as in regretting their mistakes and sins) shall forever live in Limbo, the first and most lenient circle of hell that is a grey and joyless image of heaven.
                  Your point being...?
                  How could a hellbound cathlyck like Dante possibly know what Hell looks like, and how people are punished there? In case you haven't noticed, we follow the Bible only, and laugh about the silly ramblings of Dante about the visions he saw when he ate too much of the wrong mushrooms. His work has no bearing at all to the reality of Hell.

                  (5) To not care about the well-being of others, regardless of nationality or religion is in reality racist.
                  Take up a dictionary and look up the definition of "racism," you stupid boy.
                  There are online dictionaries as well, so it doesn't matter that you don't have any books in your iglo.
                  You will see that racism means caring differently on the well-being of different people based solely on racial differences. Not caring about the well-being of others, regardless of race, is the opposite of that.

                  I am an athiest ....I definately do believe that there is something supernatural and beatiful out there...
                  Do you realize how self-contradictory this is? You might want to look up the definition of "atheist" as well.

                  and finally, the catholic church is the original church of god, founded by Jesus' most trusted friend and disciple Peter. How can his story possibly be worse than yours.

                  That's a stupid cathlyck myth, my friend. Where in the Bible does Jesus or Peter ever say anything about founding a church in which to worship idols and crackers?

                  In the end i just want to ask you to please not judge my entire country or "religion"(as athiesm is really the absence of religon) for what an isolated group of people, past or present have done. Right now the world is in a difficult place where everyone needs to stand together and help each other out.
                  You aren't really a good posterboy for your silly wannabe-atheist religion, my friend. You only confirm our suspicions about atheism.

                  Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                  Satan has sent another minion. Or is it a TROLL!
                  I think it's just another eskimo who had never seen a keyboard before, and tried to eat it.
                  Sweet Lord Jesus,
                  I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                  Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                  Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                  Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                  Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                  Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                  Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                  Amen.

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