[Blackhall]

Re: Hello, friends!

Ok, about those commandments. Some of them seem pretty ok. Killing, stealing lying, generally not good, sure. But most of them don't made any sense. Graven images? Why would god have something against art? Keeping holy the sabbath seems kind of vague. Adultery? Nothing wrong with a bit of fun every now and then. And coveting? Coveting keeps the economy going. Perhaps we should trim some of these off.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello, friends!

Ok, about those commandments. Some of them seem pretty ok. Killing, stealing lying, generally not good, sure. But most of them don't made any sense. Graven images? Why would god have something against art? Keeping holy the sabbath seems kind of vague. Adultery? Nothing wrong with a bit of fun every now and then. And coveting? Coveting keeps the economy going. Perhaps we should trim some of these off.

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Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Blackhall]

Re: Hello, friends!

Personally, I'd rather not have my rectum filled with jesus' grace. But hey, if you're in to that, by all means have fun. I don't judge, friend. It looks like you really need to relax anyway. If you can have a good time up there, you may as well have a good time down here, too.

[Paul Jeffery]

Re: Hello, friends!

Hello everyone! I'm Mr. Blackhall (as most people call me!) and I'm from Canada. I've never really been exposed to much religion before (it's not taught in our schools for some reason), so please bear with me! I know it shouldn't be a problem though, you seem like a nice group of people! I do have a question before I get acquainted, though. Please forgive me if this sounds like a stupid question (remember: not from around here!), but who exactly is Jesus? I've heard a lot of you guys mention him, so I'm just curious. I don't want to feel like I'm missing something here. Thanks a lot!

So how did you find this forum? What was your objective in conversing with us? Are you here to mock us? Are you hoping we'll mock you?

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Hello, friends!

He's lying.

My blessed husband is working at the Olympics as we speak. In fact he told me that he passed out Chick tracts at the Mobile medical unit today. Tomorrow he will be passing them out at a downhill skiing competition. The tickets were given to him by a grateful now Christian. Possibly because the man was being air-lifted to Vancouver General at the time.

Here is a list of Baptist Churches in Vancouver.

First Baptist Church- more info »
969 Burrard Street, Vancouver, BC

Fairview Baptist Church- more info »
1708 West 16th Avenue, Vancouver, BC V6J 2M1 -

Cityview Baptist Church- more info »
4370 Sophia Street, Vancouver, BC V5V 3V7 -

Grandview Calvary Baptist Church- more info »
1803 East 1st Avenue, Vancouver, BC V5N 1B2 -

Oakridge Baptist Church- more info »
6261 Cambie Street, Vancouver, BC


West Point Grey Baptist Church- more info »
4509 West 11th Avenue, Vancouver, BC V6R 2M5 -


Bethany Baptist Church- more info »
22680 Westminster Highway, Richmond, BC V6V 1B7


Ebenezer Baptist Church- more info »
6858 Fraser Street, Vancouver, BC V5X 3V1 -


Dunbar Heights Baptist Church- more info »
3996 West 17th Avenue, Vancouver, BC V6S 1A5 -

Faith Baptist Church- more info »
2551 East 49th Avenue, Vancouver,

Thou shalt not raise a false report. Exodus 23:1
Neither lie one to another. Leviticus 19:11
Lying lips are an abomination to the Lord. Proverbs 12:22
Wherefore putting away lying, speaking every man truth with his neighbor. Ephesians 4:25

[Sumegoy]

Re: Hello, friends!

Hi Blackhal! I R Canadian too! I think I have a solution! Just make it all up! Yea! Thats why I did! There are no books or actual churches in Canada (Because we all live in igloo's) , So I think the best idea is, catch a fish from the local Icepool, and just start Worshipping it as a Jesus fish!