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  • Servant of God
    Unsaved trash
    • Feb 2010
    • 4
    #1

    Queer poses as Pastor so it can make a pass at Pastor Ezekiel

    I'm a pastor from the beautiful state of Georgia. I'm currently traveling the heartland in search of lost souls. My church organized a mission here in the US, something I think we need badly.

    I have seen your church in the news and have often wondered why Landover chooses to take such an extreme route when trying to preach the bible. That's why i'm here friends. Anyone who follows Jesus is a friend to me, no matter how extreme your actions may be.

    I will be heading your direction in the next year or so, and i'm looking forward to meeting some of you if I can.

    With that said, I have looked at several posts on this site. I saw a few things that scare me a bit. Angst toward people who dont share your opinion doesn't serve the Lord well. I'd like to understand your logic before I debate any of you on doctrine. So, please, play nice. I'm here for the love of God.
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: Hello friends

      What's the name of your church, friend? Please post the link to your website.

      Also, please understand that this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making a fool of yourself.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Servant of God
          Unsaved trash
          • Feb 2010
          • 4
          #3
          Re: Hello friends

          Nevermind. I saw unsaved trash under my name and have decided to take my message to people who deserve my time. Jesus would NEVER call someone "unsaved trash" and I haven't spent my life serving God just to have earned the title, "unsaved trash"

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556
              #4
              Re: Hello friends

              Originally posted by Servant of God View Post
              Nevermind. I saw unsaved trash under my name and have decided to take my message to people who deserve my time. Jesus would NEVER call someone "unsaved trash" and I haven't spent my life serving God just to have earned the title, "unsaved trash"
              Well don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya on the way out.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Servant of God
                  Unsaved trash
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 4
                  #5
                  Re: Hello friends

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Well don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya on the way out.

                  damn i wanna put my penis in your ass

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556
                      #6
                      Re: Hello friends

                      Originally posted by Servant of God View Post
                      damn i wanna put my penis in your ass
                      Why am I not surprised that you turned out to be a Godmocking troll and not the Christian you pretended to be?
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Servant of God
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Feb 2010
                          • 4
                          #7
                          Re: Hello friends

                          Because you're used to this sorta thing. Really though, I wanna cum inside you. let me know bro

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                            • True Disciple
                              True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                              Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                              Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                              True Christian™
                              • Nov 2009
                              • 2445
                              #8
                              Re: Hello friends

                              Originally posted by Servant of God View Post
                              Because you're used to this sorta thing. Really though, I wanna cum inside you. let me know bro
                              Of all the Godmocking atheist trolls who come to this forum under the guise of a Christian, you are certainly one of the worst. And with "worst" I mean: "not good at it."
                              Sweet Lord Jesus,
                              I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                              Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                              Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                              Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                              Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                              Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                              Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                              Amen.

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                                • Brother Enoch
                                  The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Jun 2008
                                  • 4392
                                  #9
                                  Re: Hello friends

                                  Originally posted by Servant of God View Post
                                  Because you're used to this sorta thing. Really though, I wanna cum inside you. let me know bro
                                  Shocking!

                                  Shocking just how unoriginal you are...

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                                    • James Hutchins
                                      True Christian™
                                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                       
                                      • Jun 2009
                                      • 29453
                                      #10
                                      Re: Hello friends

                                      Typical child.

                                      Well, a small group from the DoF is enroute to Lubbock, perhaps they can swing by and speak to you, face to face?
                                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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