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  • SayvedByTheLord
    Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
    True Christian™
    • May 2007
    • 3151

    #16
    Re: Hi Neighbors!

    Originally posted by Halleluyah Rob View Post
    Zen? That Buddhist mumbo-jumbo? Son, in Freehold JESUS is the only way.

    By the way, I know that you chased my kid with a shotgun after he tried to get his baseball back in your field.
    I'll be watching you.
    He seems kinda protective of that field with the funny shaped leaf plants.


    Leviticus 26:27-29

    27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
    28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
    29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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    • Halleluyah Rob
      Honorary True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • Jan 2010
      • 353

      #17
      Re: Hi Neighbors!

      Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
      He seems kinda protective of that field with the funny shaped leaf plants.
      Hmm, and when my son came home he seemed all giddy and disorientated.

      Must be allergic to maize.

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      • Cranky Old Man
        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
        You kids get off his lawn!
         
        • Jan 2010
        • 22380

        #18
        Re: Hi Neighbors!

        Originally posted by Richard Weed View Post
        I'm not a baptist or anything
        Why not? Do you not want to go to Heaven?
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • James Dewitt
          #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
          • Jan 2010
          • 6267

          #19
          Re: Hi Neighbors!

          I am not sure, but I have a feeling the stuff he grows is the devils weed. Maybe someone should have Officer Don look into this. It sure as heck does not sound like its oregano.

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          • SayvedByTheLord
            Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
            True Christian™
            • May 2007
            • 3151

            #20
            Re: Hi Neighbors!

            Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
            I am not sure, but I have a feeling the stuff he grows is the devils weed. Maybe someone should have Officer Don look into this. It sure as heck does not sound like its oregano.
            Don't know about that, but like I posted previously deer hunting is great at his place. They just lay around with bloodshot eyes all day. They are fat too because they eat so much.


            Leviticus 26:27-29

            27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
            28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
            29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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            • Halleluyah Rob
              Honorary True Christian™
              Forum Member
              • Jan 2010
              • 353

              #21
              Re: Hi Neighbors!

              Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
              Don't know about that, but like I posted previously deer hunting is great at his place. They just lay around with bloodshot eyes all day. They are fat too because they eat so much.
              I could of sworn I heard some Black Sabbath playing in the vicinity as well.

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              • Miss Cassandra
                Unsaved trash, Hellbound witch slut
                • Feb 2010
                • 369

                #22
                Re: Hi Neighbors!

                Originally posted by Halleluyah Rob View Post
                I could of sworn I heard some Black Sabbath playing in the vicinity as well.
                No, that was us. Don't worry.
                An it harm none, do what thou wilt.

                And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honour and humility, mirth and reverence within you.


                Why I'm no longer a Christian: how the Landover Baptist Church ruined my life!

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                • James Dewitt
                  #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 6267

                  #23
                  Re: Hi Neighbors!

                  Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
                  Don't know about that, but like I posted previously deer hunting is great at his place. They just lay around with bloodshot eyes all day. They are fat too because they eat so much.
                  Think about that for a minute. A deer with blood shot eyes? A deer that just lays around because they ate too much? Something is a bit fishy if you ask me.

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                  • SayvedByTheLord
                    Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2007
                    • 3151

                    #24
                    Re: Hi Neighbors!

                    Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                    Think about that for a minute. A deer with blood shot eyes? A deer that just lays around because they ate too much? Something is a bit fishy if you ask me.
                    I don't think it's because they are fat. They act more like they are seeing and hearing things that aren't there. All I know is the venison from them is great, although it makes you feel kinda funny.


                    Leviticus 26:27-29

                    27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                    28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                    29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                    • James Dewitt
                      #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 6267

                      #25
                      Re: Hi Neighbors!

                      Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
                      I don't think it's because they are fat. They act more like they are seeing and hearing things that aren't there. All I know is the venison from them is great, although it makes you feel kinda funny.
                      You are probably right, could you send me a couple of steaks, they sound wonderful? Nothing better than Char- grilled venison steaks and a cold beer.

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                      • SayvedByTheLord
                        Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2007
                        • 3151

                        #26
                        Re: Hi Neighbors!

                        Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                        You are probably right, could you send me a couple of steaks, they sound wonderful? Nothing better than Char- grilled venison steaks and a cold beer.
                        Will do Brother. I would not advise driving for a few hours after eating one.


                        Leviticus 26:27-29

                        27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                        28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                        29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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