Hi Neighbors!

[Richard Weed]

I haven't met most of you, my name is Richard Weed and I live in an area that was recently annex by the town of Freehold so I guess that makes me a citizen. I don't make it into town much, I sell most of my goods at the farmers market in Des Moines. A long time ago I spoke with one of the pastors at the church about printing some T-shirts or something, but I don't remember which one. The deal never went through for what ever reason, I figure he found a better deal somewhere else.

I thought this would be a good place to get to know some of my neighbors and maybe ask a few questions. Did you know my property taxes hardly went up at all after I was annexed?

I'm not a baptist or anything, but I am a spiritual person and I have great respect for all religious traditions. I'm looking forward to knowing you better and learning from you.

D. Weed

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Hi Neighbors!

I haven't met most of you, my name is Richard Weed and I live in an area that was recently annex by the town of Freehold so I guess that makes me a citizen. I don't make it into town much, I sell most of my goods at the farmers market in Des Moines. A long time ago I spoke with one of the pastors at the church about printing some T-shirts or something, but I don't remember which one. The deal never went through for what ever reason, I figure he found a better deal somewhere else.

I thought this would be a good place to get to know some of my neighbors and maybe ask a few questions. Did you know my property taxes hardly went up at all after I was annexed?

I'm not a baptist or anything, but I am a spiritual person and I have great respect for all religious traditions. I'm looking forward to knowing you better and learning from you.

D. Weed

Welcome to our Godly Forum™. I have been by your place, you grow some kind of crop with funny shaped leaves. The deer hunting is great down there because they just lay around, and eating the venison from them makes you feel funny.

What is your favorite scripture?

[Godfly]

Re: Hi Neighbors!

I haven't met most of you, my name is Richard Weed and I live in an area that was recently annex by the town of Freehold so I guess that makes me a citizen. I don't make it into town much, I sell most of my goods at the farmers market in Des Moines. A long time ago I spoke with one of the pastors at the church about printing some T-shirts or something, but I don't remember which one. The deal never went through for what ever reason, I figure he found a better deal somewhere else.

I thought this would be a good place to get to know some of my neighbors and maybe ask a few questions. Did you know my property taxes hardly went up at all after I was annexed?

I'm not a baptist or anything, but I am a spiritual person and I have great respect for all religious traditions. I'm looking forward to knowing you better and learning from you.

D. Weed

I think the RV park I've recently moved to borders your property. That "Legalize It" banner on your barn, is it referring to prayer in schools?

[Richard Weed]

Re: Hi Neighbors!

Welcome to our Godly Forum™. I have been by your place, you grow some kind of crop with funny shaped leaves. The deer hunting is great down there because they just lay around, and eating the venison from them makes you feel funny.

What is your favorite scripture?

I read a lot of zen stuff. My favorite scripture is probably this quote from the Buddha.

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned.

You should stop by the place some time. I've got a great barbecue out back and a ton of venison steaks in the freezer.

[True Disciple]

Re: Hi Neighbors!

I read a lot of zen stuff. My favorite scripture is probably this quote from the Buddha.

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned.

You should stop by the place some time. I've got a great barbecue out back and a ton of venison steaks in the freezer.

You are a boodist, yet you are inviting us for a Barbecue? I thought you hippies were all vegetarians.

Anyway, welcome, I hope the close physical presence of True Christians(tm) might enlighten your mind a little.

By the way, I just returned home from working on Project Habakkuk, and we had some trouble with three escaped cows who broke into our testing area, which is close to your farm. Could it be that they are yours?

[Richard Weed]

Re: Hi Neighbors!

You are a boodist, yet you are inviting us for a Barbecue? I thought you hippies were all vegetarians.

Anyway, welcome, I hope the close physical presence of True Christians™ might enlighten your mind a little.

By the way, I just returned home from working on Project Habakkuk, and we had some trouble with three escaped cows who broke into our testing area, which is close to your farm. Could it be that they are yours?

I'm not a Buddhist. Like I said I'm very spiritual and respect all people of faith.

I'm glad you found my cows. I'm in the middle of an Eminent Domain dispute with Freehold and city crews keep tearing down large portions of my fence. I'll bring the truck around later today to collect them. Hope they weren't much trouble.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Hi Neighbors!

I'm not a Buddhist. Like I said I'm very spiritual and respect all people of faith.

I'm glad you found my cows. I'm in the middle of an Eminent Domain dispute with Freehold and city crews keep tearing down large portions of my fence. I'll bring the truck around later today to collect them. Hope they weren't much trouble.

You have cows? I might want to come by and buy some beef to smoke in a pipe put on the slow cook BBQ at my estate. I may even make it a party but Bobby Joe can't bring the drug dogs with him. They upset my rottweilers.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hi Neighbors!

Well Dick, welcome to God's Favorite Forum(c) where Jesus's steely gaze is upon you.

From what little I can gather, you seem a bit out of place here but being I am not one to jump to snap decisions, I'll read the balance of the vetting process.

So, Dick, haw many sons have you got? I take it you are a grower and in the t-shirt business. Must be tough off season with all the cold.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Hi Neighbors!

[...]I'm not a baptist or anything, but I am a spiritual person [...]

James 4:8 Draw nigh to God, and he will draw nigh to you. Cleanse your hands, ye sinners; and purify your hearts, ye double minded.

[True Disciple]

Re: Hi Neighbors!

Hope they weren't much trouble.

Well, one of them died, because we didn't see her coming in time. I'm very sorry. Luckily, it took us just a few minutes to drive them away, so they weren't much of a trouble to us.

[Richard Weed]

Re: Hi Neighbors!

James 4:8 Draw nigh to God, and he will draw nigh to you. Cleanse your hands, ye sinners; and purify your hearts, ye double minded.

It's cool the way you guys can find all this bible stuff so quick. Do you know the whole thing? Me I don't read much. I like music and TV, and of course snow boarding, this time of year I'm all about snow boarding.

[grey goose]

Re: Hi Neighbors!

It's cool the way you guys can find all this bible stuff so quick. Do you know the whole thing? Me I don't read much. I like music and TV, and of course snow boarding, this time of year I'm all about snow boarding.

Hello and welcome. Where do you snowboard? I know you dont go to the liberal state of Colorado. The devil is able to really focus is power in rancid, Jesus depraved states like Colorado.

And you dont need to read much. Just once a day. There's a great guide on this forum to start your journey with the Bible

-Love in Christ

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi Neighbors!

I'm not a Buddhist. Like I said I'm very spiritual and respect all people of faith.

Pal, Jesus died on the cross for my sins, not that fat chink buddha. Being "very spiritual" won't get you anywhere but hell.

John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

Acts 4:10 Be it known unto you all, and to all the people of Israel, that by the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, whom ye crucified, whom God raised from the dead, even by him doth this man stand here before you whole. 11 This is the stone which was set at nought of you builders, which is become the head of the corner. 12 Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved.

[Miss Cassandra]

Re: Hi Neighbors!

I think I know you, mr. Weed. I have seen you in the field. You take good care of your livestock, and respect the animals of the field. I think you are a good man.

[Halleluyah Rob]

Re: Hi Neighbors!

Zen? That Buddhist mumbo-jumbo? Son, in Freehold JESUS is the only way.

By the way, I know that you chased my kid with a shotgun after he tried to get his baseball back in your field.
I'll be watching you.