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  • Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood!

    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
    There is no contradiction. Once again, you are wrong.
    So they are agreeing with each other when one says those verses have to do with homosexuality, and the other says they do NOT have to do with homosexuality. Wow, this has completely changed my view of what it means to agree with someone.

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    • Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood!

      Son, I think the sloppiness has addled you brain. They are not discussing the same verse.

      If I call my brother on the phone and he says it is raining, does that mean it is raining at my house? If I call some degenerate in Chile and ask him what season it is, will it be summer or winter there?

      What they are doing is reading relavent Biblical(r) passages. Different ones, like the weather or the season of the year.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood!

        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
        Son, I think the sloppiness has addled you brain. They are not discussing the same verse.

        If I call my brother on the phone and he says it is raining, does that mean it is raining at my house? If I call some degenerate in Chile and ask him what season it is, will it be summer or winter there?

        What they are doing is reading relavent Biblical® passages. Different ones, like the weather or the season of the year.
        Are they? Are you saying that one half of the time Jacob is right, and the other half of the time Cranky? Because they are both talking about Mark 9:43 and Mark 9:47.

        It is nearly springtime, James. Which part of the bible do you want us to follow when it's winter, and which part when it's spring?
        An it harm none, do what thou wilt.

        And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honour and humility, mirth and reverence within you.


        Why I'm no longer a Christian: how the Landover Baptist Church ruined my life!

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        • Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood!

          Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
          If I call some degenerate in Chile and ask him what season it is, will it be summer or winter there?
          Atleast most people in Chile aren't hateful people. Unlike so many of you Freeholdians

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          • Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood!

            Originally posted by Miss Cassandra View Post
            Are they? Are you saying that one half of the time Jacob is right, and the other half of the time Cranky? Because they are both talking about Mark 9:43 and Mark 9:47.

            It is nearly springtime, James. Which part of the bible do you want us to follow when it's winter, and which part when it's spring?
            Get off the drugs young lady.

            No, they are talking about different verse, do please try and keep up.
            Originally Posted by Jacob11 ...............Leviticus 18:22 ................
            Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
            ............ Mark 9:47 and Mark 9:43 are clearly about porn and masturbation. For homosexuality we have: Romans 1:26-27..............
            It is Winter (North)and Summer (South) throughout the world. Spring and Fall is some time off.

            Cassandra, being you hate Christians, refuse to ever read the Bible, I am not going to waste the time to explain it to you. You want to snap out of it and get right with God, you let me know. Until then, effort spent on your is like teaching a nigra math. In one ear and out the other.
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood!

              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
              Get off the drugs young lady.

              No, they are talking about different verse, do please try and keep up.
              Can't you read, James? Jacob was talking about the passages Cranky quoted:

              Originally posted by Jacob11 View Post
              Those passages have everything to do with homersexicality. If you're a fag who deliberately ignores Leviticus 18:22 and who likes to look at gay p*rn or stroke your tallywhacker while fantasizing about men who are not Jesus, you should cut off your hands and pluck out your eyes.
              As you can see, he was talking here about Mark 9:43 and Mark 9:47, and only started about Leviticus 18:22 afterwards.

              It is Winter (North)and Summer (South) throughout the world. Spring and Fall is some time off.
              I was just asking what's going to change after Ēostre

              And by the way, didn't you believe the earth was flat? How do you reconcile this with different seasons on the northern and southern hemisphere?

              Cassandra, being you hate Christians, refuse to ever read the Bible, I am not going to waste the time to explain it to you. You want to snap out of it and get right with God, you let me know. Until then, effort spent on your is like teaching a nigra math. In one ear and out the other.
              An it harm none, do what thou wilt.

              And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honour and humility, mirth and reverence within you.


              Why I'm no longer a Christian: how the Landover Baptist Church ruined my life!

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              • Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood!

                Yes the earth is flat. It tilts to help God give us seasons. Had you actually gone to Bible School, you would know this. Being the Sun is so close, only a little tilt is needed to make a big difference.
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood!

                  Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                  Yes the earth is flat. It tilts to help God give us seasons. Had you actually gone to Bible School, you would know this. Being the Sun is so close, only a little tilt is needed to make a big difference.

                  Wait....you really dont believe the earth is flat do you? I cant honestly think that you can believe that....

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                  • Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood!

                    Originally posted by sloppyjotbone View Post
                    Wait....you really dont believe the earth is flat do you? I cant honestly think that you can believe that....
                    Of course we can. The Bible says so, stupid boy! Read this thread for more information!
                    Sweet Lord Jesus,
                    I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                    Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                    Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                    Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                    Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                    Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                    Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                    Amen.

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                    • Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood!

                      Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
                      Of course we can. The Bible says so, stupid boy! Read this thread for more information!

                      I read it, and it was most enlightening. Tell me, if the world is flat, how can you travel around it? You can leave one spot, continue walking in one direction, and eventually make it back to that same spot. How does this happen? Or, maybe God uses magic!!! Once you get to the edge of the flat earth....you magically are transported back to your original spot! Wow what a trick. You are being extraordinarily dumb to believe that the earth is flat. Not only that, but you are belittling God himself. To say that He would not make this planet intelligently is to say God was stupid. God is more intelligent than we ever will be, that is why scientists cannot understand many of the worlds secrets, because God was too complicated for them. He was too intelligent. God thought out every last detail of our existence, from the smallest of atoms to the largest of galaxies. God made the world in a way that makes sense. To think that He would make a magic flat earth with people magically appearing all over the place is insulting to the Lord our God.

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                      • Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood!

                        Originally posted by sloppyjotbone View Post
                        I read it, and it was most enlightening. Tell me, if the world is flat, how can you travel around it? You can leave one spot, continue walking in one direction, and eventually make it back to that same spot. How does this happen? Or, maybe God uses magic!!! Once you get to the edge of the flat earth....you magically are transported back to your original spot! Wow what a trick. You are being extraordinarily dumb to believe that the earth is flat. Not only that, but you are belittling God himself. To say that He would not make this planet intelligently is to say God was stupid. God is more intelligent than we ever will be, that is why scientists cannot understand many of the worlds secrets, because God was too complicated for them. He was too intelligent. God thought out every last detail of our existence, from the smallest of atoms to the largest of galaxies. God made the world in a way that makes sense. To think that He would make a magic flat earth with people magically appearing all over the place is insulting to the Lord our God.


                        I'm not going to answer this here, friend. This thread is meant to rebuke the Cassandra slut. Feel free to post this response again in that thread, maybe I'll address it there.
                        Sweet Lord Jesus,
                        I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                        Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                        Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                        Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                        Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                        Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                        Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                        Amen.

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                        • Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood!

                          Originally posted by True Disciple View Post


                          I'm not going to answer this here, friend. This thread is meant to rebuke the Cassandra slut. Feel free to post this response again in that thread, maybe I'll address it there.
                          I will do you one better. I am starting a thread on the earth being round and God being an intelligent designer. INTELLIGENT. If you think you have the knowledge to prove that God created the world like a 5 year old with a playdough set then please feel free to comment on that post.

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                          • Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood!

                            It was quite heartbreaking to read this, if what i read is true, it is indeed sad. i now know why i was sent here in the first place, yet this isn't anything i expected to see.

                            I don't know much about Iowa either, so i guess its time for some reasearch.

                            Raven
                            May everyone who wish find god, and may all who wish seek their path...

                            And may all who wish find their way.

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                            • Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood!

                              Originally posted by Raven. View Post
                              It was quite heartbreaking to read this, if what i read is true, it is indeed sad. i now know why i was sent here in the first place, yet this isn't anything i expected to see.

                              I don't know much about Iowa either, so i guess its time for some reasearch.

                              Raven
                              Thank you, Sister! May the Wisdom, Spirit, Love and Compassion of the Mother Goddess aid you in your quest!
                              An it harm none, do what thou wilt.

                              And therefore let there be beauty and strength, power and compassion, honour and humility, mirth and reverence within you.


                              Why I'm no longer a Christian: how the Landover Baptist Church ruined my life!

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                              • Re: Thanks, Landover, for ruining my childhood!

                                Originally posted by Raven. View Post
                                It was quite heartbreaking to read this, if what i read is true, it is indeed sad. i now know why i was sent here in the first place, yet this isn't anything i expected to see.

                                I don't know much about Iowa either, so i guess its time for some reasearch.

                                Raven
                                Snap out of it, walk it off. Life is not bunny rabbits and moon beams. You cannot expect to spend your life living in La-La land while the rest of us are pulling your weight. I have read nearly every one of your posts and there have been some doozies, filled with ridiculous lies. I doubt you are even female. You're probably some 300 pound inmate at Joliet named 'Du-Wyane'.
                                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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