Konnichiwa

[SisterJackrabbit]

Hello ^.^
you may call me Nani...or bunny...or whatever...=P
please be nice, I have had an interest in the bible for a long time, but since I have moved alot, I never have been able to attend church for very long, but now that I'm in a mostly permanent place I should be able to start church!!! =D

[Brother Enoch]

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Konnichiwa

Toyota, kamikazee and Hiroshima backatcha!

Wax on, wax off!

Welcome to Landover!

What brought you here? How old are you? How many sons do you have? Are they slants or half-slants? What types of pie do you make? What is your favorite bible verse?

[Jed_Cassidy]

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Greetings, Sister Tikki Tikki Tembo No-Sa-Rembo Chari-Bari-Ruchi Pip-Peri-Pembo!

My curiosity aligns with Brother Enoch's...what type of non-rice-based pies can you make?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Hello ^.^
you may call me Nani...or bunny...or whatever...=P
please be nice, I have had an interest in the bible for a long time, but since I have moved alot, I never have been able to attend church for very long, but now that I'm in a mostly permanent place I should be able to start church!!! =D

We don't speaky-speaky your chinky-chink language around here Miss Cho Cho San. But it is good to hear of any slope that is interested in Jesus instead of worshipping some fat dead guy or a blue, six-armed half naked idol.

I do hope it's an Independent Baptist Church you'll be attending, or you might as well just keep praying to your grandfather!

Welcome to our forum, let Jesus love you!

[Halleluyah Rob]

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挨拶、私達のフォーラムの女の子への歓迎。 何がここに連れて来るか。

[Harry Nagasaki]

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God's own language!

Yoroshiku and welcome from the last resting place of The Lord Jesus Christ ®, Aomori, Japan

[Halleluyah Rob]

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God's own language!

Yoroshiku and welcome from the last resting place of The Lord Jesus Christ ®, Aomori, Japan

Not at all! It's common knowledge that God's language is American, I simply dumbed down my IQ and spoke Japanese so she'd understand better.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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God's own language!

Yoroshiku and welcome from the last resting place of The Lord Jesus Christ ®, Aomori, Japan

What the heck? Are you saying our Lord was a chink?

[SisterJackrabbit]

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Toyota, kamikazee and Hiroshima backatcha!

Wax on, wax off!

Welcome to Landover!

What brought you here? How old are you? How many sons do you have? Are they slants or half-slants? What types of pie do you make? What is your favorite bible verse?

I just found this place while looking around the internet.
I don't have any sons yet, but the man I plan to marry is Quarter Japanese, so I geuss they would be quarter slant haha I'm not so good at baking pies yet
Corinthians 1:13

[SisterJackrabbit]

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Greetings, Sister Tikki Tikki Tembo No-Sa-Rembo Chari-Bari-Ruchi Pip-Peri-Pembo!

My curiosity aligns with Brother Enoch's...what type of non-rice-based pies can you make?

haha, I'm not so good at making pies. I am american, though I do have a heavy interest in the japanese and their culture!
I cook a mean Deer steak on the grill though!

挨拶、私達のフォーラムの女の子への歓迎。 何がここに連れて来るか。

I admire your google translate skills!

What the heck? Are you saying our Lord was a chink?

D: I don't think the lord would tolerate such racist slander!

[GodIsAlmighty]

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haha, I'm not so good at making pies. I am american, though I do have a heavy interest in the japanese and their culture!
I cook a mean Deer steak on the grill though!

I admire your google translate skills!


D: I don't think the lord would tolerate such racist slander!

Is there such a thing as a "healthy" interest in Japland? Perhaps you should study pie-making before studying chink life (worshipping fat men, practicing occult (which God considers an obomination), and masturbating to 4 year old boys).

And personally I do not think God cares what we call foreigners, it's not like they'll be admitted to the congregation of the LORD, even after 10 generations. God obviously does not care about the Japistanis or he would have told us to invade Japland instead of bombing it.

[SisterJackrabbit]

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Is there such a thing as a "healthy" interest in Japland? Perhaps you should study pie-making before studying chink life (worshipping fat men, practicing occult (which God considers an obomination), and masturbating to 4 year old boys).

And personally I do not think God cares what we call foreigners, it's not like they'll be admitted to the congregation of the LORD, even after 10 generations. God obviously does not care about the Japistanis or he would have told us to invade Japland instead of bombing it.

I Do believe that most of japan has converted to some form of Christianity ever since ww2 and their westernization. Also, do you posses use firefox or IE? I don't know if IE comes with a spell checker, but I believe the correct spellings are 'practising', 'abomination', and 'Japanese'.
And our bombing of Hiroshima was a counter reaction to their attack on Hawaii.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Er . .. Gesundheit?

Hello ^.^
you may call me Nani...or bunny...or whatever...=P
please be nice, I have had an interest in the bible for a long time, but since I have moved alot, I never have been able to attend church for very long, but now that I'm in a mostly permanent place I should be able to start church!!! =D

Bunny? Are you a furry, by any chance? I hope not! God hates furries!

I Do believe that most of japan has converted to some form of Christianity ever since ww2 and their westernization. Also, do you posses use firefox or IE? I don't know if IE comes with a spell checker, but I believe the correct spellings are 'practising', 'abomination', and 'Japanese'.
And our bombing of Hiroshima was a counter reaction to their attack on Hawaii.

The correct American English spelling is "practicing".

"Obamanation" is a portmanteau of "Obama" (our so-called "President") and "abomination".

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I Do believe that most of japan has converted to some form of Christianity ever since ww2 and their westernization.

Well you do believe wrongly then.

Despite my best efforts, less than 2% of the population of the Godless island of Japan call themselves Christians, and due to their fundamental inability to grasp English, most of them are actually papist Mary worshipers and not Christians at all!

They worship fat chink statues and the Emporer and a host of demons instead of Jesus. I strongly advise you to cease and desist with your admiration of these slants immediately. Your idol should be Jesus, not "pokerman."

[SisterJackrabbit]

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Er . .. Gesundheit?


Bunny? Are you a furry, by any chance? I hope not! God hates furries!

The correct American English spelling is "practicing".

"Obamanation" is a portmanteau of "Obama" (our so-called "President") and "abomination".

No, Bunny is a nickname I got in middle school since my favorite food happens to be baby carrots ^.^