[Whiney teenager]

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Oh, you're already finished?

What are you talking about, you unhinged retard?

Sweet Lord Jesus,
please do not let Your Great Name be mocked! Please teach this boy that You and You alone are the road to Salvation!
Please drive out of him the demons of homosexuality, hate and stupidity, that he will not make such a fool of himself again!
Please make clear to him that You are not amused by his satanic atheistic blasphemies!
Amen.

WTF? Why is it that ALL of you think any nonbelievers are gay? That like, makes NO sense. There's this thing right, it's called thinking, yeah, you guys should try it out some time. And I am not "unhinged", I speak my mind and it tends to be very anti-Christian. LALALALALALALALA I am currently scubadiving in goose fat. Sorry, you're breaking up. I can't hear you. *kshhhhhk kshhhk*

Scratch that, I'm a frog with wings.

[No Secrets Victoria]

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How arrogant! How dare you put JESUS to some sort of litmus test!
It's no wonder you havedn't been saved, with an attitude that is anything less than subservient AND HUMBLE, how can HE enter your heart? Well? Satan caught your tongue? Thought so.

Lord, heavenly father, make this heathen work hard for your love. Bring him to his knees and make him beg for forgiveness. If it is YOUR will that he join us in heaven for eternity.

AMEN

[Whiney teenager]

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How doesthat work? I've been wondering. Does one suddenly decide, "you know what? I think I believe in it." And then go and confess and get baptised? Is that how it's done?

And you didn't let me answer; Satan has not got my tongue. My will is my own, not the work of some fictional being. But I guess you think that is just the demons inside me talking, trying to trick you. Hahaha! Are Christians scared of non-believers? We athiests, and the Satanists, and the Luciferanians, we are the pack of wolves and you are the helpless sheep. Run away little sheep, I'm hungry.

[True Disciple]

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WTF? Why is it that ALL of you think any nonbelievers are gay? That like, makes NO sense.

They are:

Romans 1:25-28:
Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen. For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;

There's this thing right, it's called thinking, yeah, you guys should try it out some time. And I am not "unhinged", I speak my mind and it tends to be very anti-Christian.

1. An anti-Christian mind is more or less an oxymormon. If you had any mind worth mentioning, you would have been a Christian.
2. Ranting incessantly in bold capitals is a clear sign of severe mental retardation.

LALALALALALALALA I am currently scubadiving in goose fat. Sorry, you're breaking up. I can't hear you. *kshhhhhk kshhhk*

Typical atheist reality-denial. When confronted with inconvenient facts, you just put your fingers in your ears and refuse to listen to reason. Sad, pathetic boy.

Scratch that, I'm a frog with wings.

How doesthat work? I've been wondering. Does one suddenly decide, "you know what? I think I believe in it." And then go and confess and get baptised? Is that how it's done?

It's a combination of Jesus calling you and coming to your senses.

And you didn't let me answer; Satan has not got my tongue. My will is my own, not the work of some real being. But I guess you think that is just the demons inside me talking, trying to trick you. Hahaha! Are Christians scared of non-believers? We athiests, and the Satanists, and the Luciferanians, we are the pack of wolves and you are the helpless sheep. Run away little sheep, I'm hungry.

Lord, heavenly father, make this heathen work hard for your love. Bring him to his knees and make him beg for forgiveness. If it is YOUR will that he join us in heaven for eternity.

AMEN

Amen, Sister.

[Whiney teenager]

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Except for the part where I don't like men. And I worship nothing and no-one. To do so implies there is something more important than myself.

It amuses me that you honestly believe my use of ALLCAPS makes me a retard. it grabs attention quicker. Do you think that by limiting myself to such primitive tactics that I myself am of low intellect? Oh please, don't make me laugh. I communicate in this fashion so that your slow minds can interperet what it is I am trying to tell you. But you are all so closed-minded that I am beginning to lose hope.

And what are these "inconvenient facts" of which you speak? I am sad, but only because you are all wasting your time, hating on women who do not do as The Bible wishes. You think all athiests are instantly gay.

And like I asked that other person, how does one find God? that has always puzzled me. Do you just decide you believe in it one day? Surely God would have come up with a more efficient method than, "I'll get the believers to tell them it's true! MUWAHAHA! Yes, I am a genius!"

[No Secrets Victoria]

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Wis3on3, YOU have made your decision to walk with SATAN. Your feet and stupidity will burn, as HE has promised. I will laugh and rejoice when you are at the feet of GOD, begging him to forgive you, it will be too late!

I LOVE JESUS.

[Whiney teenager]

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I don't walk with Satan; I walk by myself, talking and acting however I want. You walk with your God, because you believe in Him. I don't believe in Satan, so I cannot walk with him.

And were I at God's feet, I would not beg. Begging is for the weak. I would spit on him, and JUMP down to Hell. Foolish Christian.

[Brother Enoch]

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Wis3on3, you okay, little buddy? are you off your medication? Do you want me to call someone for you?

[True Disciple]

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I worship nothing and no-one. To do so implies there is something more important than myself.

Oh sorry, my bad. I forgot you were the Center of the Universe. How silly of me!

It amuses me that you honestly believe my use of ALLCAPS makes me a retard. it grabs attention quicker. Do you think that by limiting myself to such primitive tactics that I myself am of low intellect?

Yes, it makes you a retard. If you really were a rational person trying to learn anything, you would bring arguments instead of insults. And all-capital text isn't more readable, than normal texts. Only retards think that is so.

I am sad, but only because you are all wasting your time, hating on women who do not do as The Bible wishes.

You should not listen to that witch. She is possessed by demons.

And like I asked that other person, how does one find God? that has always puzzled me. Do you just decide you believe in it one day? Surely God would have come up with a more efficient method than, "I'll get the believers to tell them it's true! MUWAHAHA! Yes, I am a genius!"

Aren't you listening? I already told you that accepting Jesus is a combination of opening your heart to Him and listening to His Voice.
Sometimes He uses a True Christian(tm) as intermediary, but if you bothered to listen, you would hear His voice as well.

[Whiney teenager]

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Wis3on3, you okay, little buddy? are you off your medication? Do you want me to call someone for you?

I dropped my pill bottle and they all went on the muddy floor. I was told not to leave the house if I didn't take them, so I can't get any more...

[No Secrets Victoria]

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He might find sleep with Ambien in this life, but where he's going there will be no medication to take away the never-ending pain of separation from JESUS.

Jesus loves you, Wis3on3. He doesn't love you embracing a gay lifestyle. Repent! Why is that so hard to do?

Praise. Repent. Repeat.

Amen.

[Whiney teenager]

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Oh sorry, my bad. I forgot you were the Center of the Universe. How silly of me!



Yes, it makes you a retard. If you really were a rational person trying to learn anything, you would bring arguments instead of insults. And all-capital text isn't more readable, than normal texts. Only retards think that is so.



You should not listen to that witch. She is possessed by demons.




Aren't you listening? I already told you that accepting Jesus is a combination of opening your heart to Him and listening to His Voice.
Sometimes He uses a True Christian™ as intermediary, but if you bothered to listen, you would hear His voice as well.

Were I a perfectly honest person (which by now you should have noticed honesty is not one of my good points) I would admit to you that I desperately want to listen, but I'm not so I'll keep that to myself.

Were I ever told how to listen, I'd know what I was listening for. As it stands, the painful lonliness of and silence that surrounds me is unbarable, and so I must fill it. The gentle tapping of keys keeps my occupied, and when all else fails I listen to the heaviest, angriest music I can find. I don't like silence. I want to find God... and Jesus... but I don't know how. Everything I "know" is science... I know nothing of God.

Brother Enoch-
Sorry about the sarcasm. To be honest I should probably be on medication... but I don;t like admitting to people I'm a bit loopy.

[Miss Cassandra]

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I communicate in this fashion so that your slow minds can interperet what it is I am trying to tell you. But you are all so closed-minded that I am beginning to lose hope.

Well, you've seen it for yourself now. There is no talking with these people.

I tried to when I was just induced into The Craft, and tried to convince my dad that he would be happier if they would follow a more peaceful religion, like mine is. I couldn't sit for a week after he punished me for that. Ouch.

[Philippe]

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Even though you're new on this forum (as I am), can't you please listen to what the experienced wise people have to say here?
You're not the first fraud on this forum (and, I'm afraid, not the last one either), but you were not forced to come here, or am I wrong?

[Whiney teenager]

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Even though you're new on this forum (as I am), can't you please listen to what the experienced wise people have to say here?
You're not the first fraud on this forum (and, I'm afraid, not the last one either), but you were not forced to come here, or am I wrong?

I want to try... I really do... but my mood goes completely different for no reason occassionally. When I first joined this forum, I was angry. Then after a while, happy.

Today I was angry again, but have since become happy, for NO reason that I can figure out. I am trying to be nice... but I'm not the most stable of people...