Hello friends

[Brother Alex]

I am an Icelandic man of Christian faith. I found this site through the "God Hates Iceland" thread and I must say that I agree. There has been a growing problem with homosexuality , atheism and satanic wiccans over the years, no wonder the lord has thrown this economic crisis upon us. It was bad enough when the army left, and now this! I have also had enough of the national Lutherian pseudo-church so I have decided to look elsewhere for the true teachings of Jesus Christ.

God bless you all,
Alexander

[Brother Enoch]

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Welcome Alex. It's nice to meet a rational Icelandican finally. I figured there had to be one, but I was losing hope. Tell us a bit about yourself. Are you married? How many sons do you have? When are you leaving that frozen wasteland? Does your wife (or mother) know how to make seal-flipper pie (my favorite!) What is your favorite Bible verse?

[Levi Jones]

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Praise Jesus and welcome, Alexander. I see you have made good use of your time studying our forum.

Are you a married man? How many Soldiers for Christ's Wars has your wife born you?

[Halleluyah Rob]

Re: Hello friends

I am an Icelandic man of Christian faith. I found this site through the "God Hates Iceland" thread and I must say that I agree. There has been a growing problem with homosexuality , atheism and satanic wiccans over the years, no wonder the lord has thrown this economic crisis upon us. It was bad enough when the army left, and now this! I have also had enough of the national Lutherian pseudo-church so I have decided to look elsewhere for the true teachings of Jesus Christ.

God bless you all,
Alexander

Welcome. I'm rather sickened by your Icelandic background, but I will force myself to accept you . I think the best thing you can do is pack your bags and get your arse over to God's favorite country, before the Lord decides to destroy Iceland because of it's wickedness.

You've definitely come to the right place, tell us a little about yourself.
Why did you decide that the Lutheran Church was bad?
What's your favorite Bible verse?
Do you smoke Marijuana?

[Brother Alex]

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I am happily married and I have two wonderful sons, Daniel and Johannes. I don't really have a favorite Bible verse since I look at the Bible as a whole, but if I were to choose one it would probably be from the Book of Revelation 19:17-18. I would have left this banana republic with the army if i had the chance but my mother is very sick and I need to stay by her side. I will hopefully move to the United States of America when she passes.

God bless you,
Alexander

[Cranky Old Man]

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I will hopefully move to the United States of America when she passes.

Welcome to our friendly forum Alexander. You might be the first decent person from Iceland we have seen so far.

[Brother Alex]

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Why did you decide that the Lutheran Church was bad?
Do you smoke Marijuana?

The Icelandic church is just as damned as the Icelandic nation. I got nothing against Luther and I find his book on the Jews quite interesting as well as his other writings but the Church just does not follow Christian standards anymore (homosexual marriage for example).

I do not smoke marijuana nor do I do any other drugs.

[Levi Jones]

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The Icelandic church is just as damned as the Icelandic nation. I got nothing against Luther and I find his book on the Jews quite interesting as well as his other writings but the Church just does not follow Christian standards anymore (homosexual marriage for example).

I do not smoke marijuana nor do I do any other drugs.

Praise God He led you here, Brother! Now, pending your DOF background check, I'm sure you will be a welcome addition to our Godly Church.

[Brother Alex]

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Praise God He led you here, Brother! Now, pending your DOF background check, I'm sure you will be a welcome addition to our Godly Church.

Thank you very much my good friend, God bless you and all the American nation.