I've been browsing the threads for several minutes and I've noticed that some of you have what resemble medals or achievements and I was just curious as to how you may have earned them.
I've been browsing the threads for several minutes and I've noticed that some of you have what resemble medals or achievements and I was just curious as to how you may have earned them.
Deuteronomy 5:21
Neither shalt thou desire thy neighbour's wife, neither shalt thou covet thy neighbour's house, his field, or his manservant, or his maidservant, his ox, or his ass, or any thing that is thy neighbour's.
Welcome to Landover Baptist Church! Please tell us about yourself. Where do you attend church? What is your favorite verse from the 1611 KJV Bible? Are you married? What is your wife's best pie?
And as for the medals, apparently they are only for people who love Jesus with a "passion". Don't ask me...
Neither shalt thou desire thy neighbour's wife, neither shalt thou covet thy neighbour's house, his field, or his manservant, or his maidservant, his ox, or his ass, or any thing that is thy neighbour's.
I've been browsing the threads for several minutes and I've noticed that some of you have what resemble medals or achievements and I was just curious as to how you may have earned them.
Welcome to Landover Baptist Church! Please tell us about yourself. Where do you attend church? What is your favorite verse from the 1611 KJV Bible? Are you married? What is your wife's best pie?
And as for the medals, apparently they are only for people who love Jesus with a "passion". Don't ask me...
They are indeed awarded for True Christian(tm) achievements. Don't worry, Brother, I'm sure you will get some soon!
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
I don't need achievements to love Jesus™! Praise the LORD!
That's the spirit, Brother!
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
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