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  • James Finlay
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    • Feb 2010
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    #1

    Howdy everyone

    How's everyone? I'm new here and I'd just like to say "Hello"!
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  • James Finlay
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    • Feb 2010
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    #2
    Re: Howdy everyone

    I've been browsing the threads for several minutes and I've noticed that some of you have what resemble medals or achievements and I was just curious as to how you may have earned them.
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    • ThereIsNoUInSavior
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      • Feb 2010
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      #3
      Re: Howdy everyone

      Originally posted by James Finlay View Post
      I've been browsing the threads for several minutes and I've noticed that some of you have what resemble medals or achievements and I was just curious as to how you may have earned them.
      Deuteronomy 5:21

      Neither shalt thou desire thy neighbour's wife, neither shalt thou covet thy neighbour's house, his field, or his manservant, or his maidservant, his ox, or his ass, or any thing that is thy neighbour's.

      John 4:16, my friend.

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      • Jacob the Angry Liar
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Jan 2010
        • 309

        #4
        Re: Howdy everyone

        Welcome to Landover Baptist Church! Please tell us about yourself. Where do you attend church? What is your favorite verse from the 1611 KJV Bible? Are you married? What is your wife's best pie?

        And as for the medals, apparently they are only for people who love Jesus with a "passion". Don't ask me...

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        • James Finlay
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          • Feb 2010
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          #5
          Re: Howdy everyone

          Originally posted by ThereIsNoUInSavior View Post
          Deuteronomy 5:21

          Neither shalt thou desire thy neighbour's wife, neither shalt thou covet thy neighbour's house, his field, or his manservant, or his maidservant, his ox, or his ass, or any thing that is thy neighbour's.

          John 4:16, my friend.
          I was merely wondering, kind sir.
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          • True Disciple
            True Christian™ Creation Scientist
            Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
            Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2009
            • 2445

            #6
            Re: Howdy everyone

            Originally posted by James Finlay View Post
            How's everyone? I'm new here and I'd just like to say "Hello"!
            Originally posted by James Finlay View Post
            I've been browsing the threads for several minutes and I've noticed that some of you have what resemble medals or achievements and I was just curious as to how you may have earned them.
            Welcome friend! To quote Brother Jacob:

            Originally posted by Jacob11 View Post
            Welcome to Landover Baptist Church! Please tell us about yourself. Where do you attend church? What is your favorite verse from the 1611 KJV Bible? Are you married? What is your wife's best pie?
            And as for the medals, apparently they are only for people who love Jesus with a "passion". Don't ask me...
            They are indeed awarded for True Christian(tm) achievements. Don't worry, Brother, I'm sure you will get some soon!
            Sweet Lord Jesus,
            I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
            Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
            Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
            Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
            Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
            Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
            Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

            Amen.

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            • Jacob the Angry Liar
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Jan 2010
              • 309

              #7
              Re: Howdy everyone

              Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
              They are indeed awarded for True Christian™ achievements. Don't worry, Brother, I'm sure you will get some soon!
              I talked to Pastor Zeke a while ago, and he said I wouldn't. Oh well, I don't need achievements to love Jesus™! Praise the LORD!

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              • True Disciple
                True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2009
                • 2445

                #8
                Re: Howdy everyone

                Originally posted by Jacob11 View Post
                I don't need achievements to love Jesus™! Praise the LORD!
                That's the spirit, Brother!
                Sweet Lord Jesus,
                I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                Amen.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #9
                  Re: Howdy everyone

                  Originally posted by James Finlay View Post
                  How's everyone? I'm new here and I'd just like to say "Hello"!
                  Don't you understand the difference between "greeting" and "introduction?"

                  This is where you tell us about yourself. What church do you attend? How old are you? Etc.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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