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  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22378

    #76
    Re: Question

    Originally posted by Whiney teenager View Post
    NOW! I was trying to say something but then the server died...
    This server never dies, this was just Jesus giving you some extra time to think before you posted. Unfortunately this was wasted on you.

    Now, how come you knew who I am?
    We know almost everything here, the DoF takes care of that.
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • Whiney teenager
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Feb 2010
      • 52

      #77
      Re: Question

      Replies in blue. I normally use red, but this seems so much nicer.

      Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
      Yeah, sorry about that. Thank Josh for that...
      I'll do that. You seem like a nice guy, compared to this site's other True Christians.


      Apology accepted. But if I may: I actually don't "hate" gays, and I don't make funnies about them. Sure, my faith tells me in no uncertain terms that they are doomed, and although that makes me sad, I have to follow God's rules.

      Leviticus 20:13
      If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

      It's harsh, it's something to think about, but... it's in the Bible Ben.
      I still find it creepy you know who I am. I'm 100 sure I didn't tell you. I don't remember what e-mail adress I used though so you could have gotten it from them I guess... o.O

      Do you hate gay people? Do you think they should be put to death? Or even be mocked?
      I don't hate gay people. The act itself weirds me out more than anything in the world, but some gay people are ok to be friends with. I have gay friends, and I think they'd be shocked, even hurt by what I've said about homosexuals... Wow...

      Our DoF - better known as the Department Of Faith - sees everything. I could tell more, but... that's classified.
      Ah, I see. I'll ask no more then.
      Cranky Old Man
      You guys either looked up my (old) username, or my e-mail adress, somewhere on the internet.

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      • Cranky Old Man
        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
        You kids get off his lawn!
         
        • Jan 2010
        • 22378

        #78
        Re: Question

        Originally posted by Whiney teenager View Post
        Cranky Old Man You guys either looked up my (old) username, or my e-mail adress, somewhere on the internet.
        I have no idea how the DoF does what it does. They just keep amazing me. God is clearly on their side.
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • Whiney teenager
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Feb 2010
          • 52

          #79
          Re: Question

          Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
          I have no idea how the DoF does what it does. They just keep amazing me. God is clearly on their side.
          If that is how you choose to think of it, I will not get in the way of that. I have learned it is much better to treat conversations with the people here as I would with anybody else.

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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748

            #80
            Re: Question

            When you reply within another user's quotes, it makes the conversation difficult to follow. That's why I made this video for you:

            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • Wide-Open
              Director of European Evangelical Outreach
              A Shining Example of Christ's Love
              Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2007
              • 18449

              #81
              Re: Question

              Originally posted by Whiney teenager View Post
              I don't hate gay people. The act itself weirds me out more than anything in the world, but some gay people are ok to be friends with. I have gay friends, and I think they'd be shocked, even hurt by what I've said about homosexuals... Wow...
              Well friend, maybe this has been a learning experience for you after all. We may not have succeeded into turning you to Christ, but we did make you question your actions/writings today.

              I have no doubt that your friends would be ... amazed, and possibly, very hurt. You have some soul searching to do Ben.

              Unless you really follow Jesus' Word, there is no reason to condemn your friends - providing they are adult enough to choose to not follow God's word.

              Our beliefs - like it or lump it - teach us that homers are hellbound. Josh tried to wriggle his way in between that, but he did not make much sense in the end.

              I have to log off now Ben, but please consider your own words which you posted here today.
              Psalm 81:10:
              I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
              open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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              • Whiney teenager
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Feb 2010
                • 52

                #82
                Re: Question

                Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                When you reply within another user's quotes, it makes the conversation difficult to follow. That's why I made this video for you:

                I know how that works, I just find it quicker my way, and I'm on loads of different websites at the same time. Thanks for the help though, I appreciate it.

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                • Meek and Humble
                  Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                  Biblical Black Belt
                  Jr. Pastor
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2008
                  • 6197

                  #83
                  Re: Question

                  Originally posted by Whiney teenager View Post
                  I know how that works, I just find it quicker my way, and I'm on loads of different websites at the same time. Thanks for the help though, I appreciate it.
                  There is no need for your rude sarcasm, young man. Brother W.O. was trying to be polite.

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                  • Whiney teenager
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Feb 2010
                    • 52

                    #84
                    Re: Question

                    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher
                    There is no need for your rude sarcasm, young man. Brother W.O. was trying to be polite.
                    Evidently, you are completely unable to identify sarcasm, for I was being 100% sincere. Apparently you think it impossible for a teenager to be polite.

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                    • Meek and Humble
                      Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                      Biblical Black Belt
                      Jr. Pastor
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 6197

                      #85
                      Re: Question

                      Originally posted by Whiney teenager View Post
                      Evidently, you are completely unable to identify sarcasm


                      The day I take a lesson in identifying sarcasm from YOU will be cold day in hell, truly.

                      Now apologize, you punk kid.

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