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    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2007
    • 18449

    #16
    Re: Question

    Originally posted by Josh B View Post
    Those who belong to Christ ought to be uplifting others, not insulting them.
    continue to be a hand puppet.
    Ehm...
    Psalm 81:10:
    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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    • Josh B
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Feb 2010
      • 30

      #17
      Re: Question

      Ezekiel, I downloaded skype so we can talk about this quicker. No reason to spread it out on your forums, unless that's your heart's desire. Feel free to message me.

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      • Philippe
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Feb 2010
        • 68

        #18
        Re: Question

        Originally posted by Josh B View Post

        Psalm 59 is talking about being delivered from enemies
        And who are the enemies? Every True Christian knows that!

        Originally posted by Josh B View Post

        What makes you think Christ, the man who bore the worlds sin, saved us from the grave, would laugh at us as we burned in Hell's fury and flame?
        Oh, we didn't make that up.
        Wait a few more days, and you'll see, as apparently, you'll be on the wrong side of the laughter
        Psalm 1:5
        Therefore the ungodly shall not stand in the judgment, nor sinners in the congregation of the righteous.

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        • Josh B
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Feb 2010
          • 30

          #19
          Re: Question

          Dear Josh B,

          You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

          Reason: Making a homersexural pass at Pastor Zeke
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          Friend, it's time you tone it down a bit.

          Have some respect for your betters.

          Yours in Christ,

          Wide-Open
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          This infraction is worth 100 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

          Original Post:
          http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=480306
          Quote:
          Ezekiel, I downloaded skype so we can talk about this quicker. No reason to spread it out on your forums, unless that's your heart's desire. Feel free to message me.
          All the best,
          The Landover Baptist Church Forums
          __________________________________________________ ______________

          How is that a homosexual comment? I'm trying to resolve not convert. I'm happily married thanks to God. And yes I waited until I was married before I had sex as she did.

          Have some respect for my betters? Who? No man is better then the other. Knowledgeable? Sure. Better? Never. You can't decide who is better, it's one of those impossible things. But I'm sure you'll debunk it.

          And again, Ezekiel when you get the chance, get on Skype so we can resolve this in a peaceful manner.

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          • Josh B
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Feb 2010
            • 30

            #20
            Re: Question

            Originally posted by Philippe View Post
            And who are the enemies? Every True Christian knows that!



            Oh, we didn't make that up.
            Wait a few more days, and you'll see, as apparently, you'll be on the wrong side of the laughter
            Oh yes the rapture is in a few weeks... Sky looks pretty clear to me though. Hm we will see, it could be one of those last minute things. And GOD wouldn't let some mere man know anything of that nature, not even His only Son knows.

            The enemies are those that deny Christ. Not necessarily working for the Enemy but not working for God either.

            And I'm sorry, but if you are a "True Christian" would you really be laughing at suffering? Would it be like this:



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            • Philippe
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Feb 2010
              • 68

              #21
              Re: Question

              Originally posted by Josh B View Post

              How is that a homosexual comment? I'm trying to resolve not convert.
              So, by talking about conversion, you're admitting that you are gay?
              Psalm 1:5
              Therefore the ungodly shall not stand in the judgment, nor sinners in the congregation of the righteous.

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              • Josh B
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Feb 2010
                • 30

                #22
                Re: Question

                You again twist. Did you miss the part where I said I am married Philippe?

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #23
                  Re: Question

                  Originally posted by Josh B View Post
                  You again twist. Did you miss the part where I said I am married Philippe?
                  You also claimed to be a soldier and a pastor. No one is going to believe you if you keep changing your story, son.

                  It is better to hear the rebuke of the wise, than for a man to hear the song of fools.
                  For as the crackling of thorns under a pot, so is the laughter of the fool: this also is vanity.
                  Ecclesiastes 7:5-6
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Josh B
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Feb 2010
                    • 30

                    #24
                    Re: Question

                    Respond to me on Skype Ezekiel.

                    Let me explain:

                    Before I joined the Army I was a leader in the church I attended. I taught the Word to anywhere from 10-40 people weekly. Not a big crowd but I took care of the flock God gave me. During my senior year of highschool He directed me to the Army. Which I am now in.

                    Better?

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #25
                      Re: Question

                      Originally posted by Josh B View Post
                      Respond to me on Skype Ezekiel.

                      Let me explain:

                      Before I joined the Army I was a leader in the church I attended. I taught the Word to anywhere from 10-40 people weekly. Not a big crowd but I took care of the flock God gave me. During my senior year of highschool He directed me to the Army. Which I am now in.

                      Better?
                      And that makes you a pastor?

                      You think you can just bluff your way through Christianity, boy? You've got an ego the size of Texas.

                      I earned my pastorship, boy. You should stop impersonating and start apologizing.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Cranky Old Man
                        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                        You kids get off his lawn!
                         
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 22380

                        #26
                        Re: Question

                        Originally posted by Josh B View Post
                        Before I joined the Army I was a leader in the church I attended. I taught the Word to anywhere from 10-40 people weekly. Not a big crowd but I took care of the flock God gave me. During my senior year of highschool He directed me to the Army. Which I am now in.
                        Was that before or after you saved the world from an alien invasion?
                        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                        • Josh B
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Feb 2010
                          • 30

                          #27
                          Re: Question

                          I didn't go to a fancy school to be able to Pastor. I learned form the Bible. From God talking to me, from being filled with the glorious power of the Holy Spirit. God is able to use the smallest man for the biggest tasks. If you pay attention, God usually uses the person you'd least expect to do something extraordinary... Noah... David and Goliath.... Moses.... etc.

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556

                            #28
                            Re: Question

                            God doesn't love everybody:

                            Proverbs 6
                            [16] These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
                            [17] A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
                            [18] An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
                            [19] A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

                            And don't give me any "He hates the sin, not the sinner" crap...

                            Matthew 13
                            [38] The field is the world; the good seed are the children of the kingdom; but the tares are the children of the wicked one;
                            [39] The enemy that sowed them is the devil; the harvest is the end of the world; and the reapers are the angels.
                            [40] As therefore the tares are gathered and burned in the fire; so shall it be in the end of this world.
                            [41] The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity;
                            [42] And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Josh B
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Feb 2010
                              • 30

                              #29
                              Re: Question

                              What do either of those things have to do with what we are discussing?

                              Oh and God doesn't hate people, He hates their actions.

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                              • Cranky Old Man
                                Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                You kids get off his lawn!
                                 
                                • Jan 2010
                                • 22380

                                #30
                                Re: Question

                                Originally posted by Josh B View Post
                                God usually uses the person you'd least expect to do something extraordinary... Noah... David and Goliath.... Moses.... etc.
                                You do have a huge ego to compare yourself with these great man. I do hope you realize that you are completely worthless.

                                Originally posted by Josh B View Post
                                I learned form the Bible.
                                Did no one ever tell you that you have to open it and actually read it for that?
                                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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