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  • #1

    Greetings and Salutations....Man

    Wow, this is like, far out man.

    I was trippin and found this really awesome website.

    Let me pontificate on myself. Most folks just call me The Dude. Not sure why, but they do. My old lady don't know that I got this internet trip man, so don't say nuthin to her.

    I ain't been saved, but so far I don't understand anything you dudes are sayin; but I think I can I can figure it out with a little help from you kindly folks.

    Lookin forward to becoming a member of this club, maybe you guys could come over and we could take a trip man, you know expand the universe and our minds.

    Let me know, I got some good stuff man. Always willin to share.



    The Dude Abides.
    Oh Wow Man
    This is Far out


    The Dude Abides.
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  • #2
    Re: Greetings and Salutations....Man

    Hi 'Dude, how long have you be a regular reader of the KJV1611?

    What Church do you attend? What is your Pastors name, perhaps we know him.

    Tell me Dude, what is your favorite verse in the KJV?
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • #3
      Re: Greetings and Salutations....Man

      Like, me and my old lady don't attend church (??) right now man.

      We used to back when we was kids, but we kinda stopped after a while.

      Sorry, I don't remember my pastors name, but I don't remember much these days....but thats cool man.

      Thats an easy one man, Jesus Wept. I always thought it was, like really deep and stuff for such a short saying.

      Anyway man, thanks for stopping by.
      Oh Wow Man
      This is Far out


      The Dude Abides.

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      • #4
        Re: Greetings and Salutations....Man

        Do you abide? That is, do you abide in the works and love of our Savior Jesus Christ?
        Proverbs 25:21-22 If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat; and if he be thirsty, give him water to drink:
        For thou shalt heap coals of fire upon his head, and the LORD shall reward thee.

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        • #5
          Re: Greetings and Salutations....Man

          Put down the marijuana cigarette and pick up a KJV Bible! It'll do you a world of good.

          God loves you (or at least He wants to) and has a plan for your Salvation(r).
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #6
            Re: Greetings and Salutations....Man

            I hope you realize there is no marijuana in hell. You will feel the full pain of the fires of hell there, with now way to reduce the pain.
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • #7
              Re: Greetings and Salutations....Man

              Listen to the sage advice already given Mr. McDude. And in any case your minds more likely to have shrunk than expanded by the sounds of it.

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              • #8
                Re: Greetings and Salutations....Man

                Oh Man, why such a negative vibe man.

                Wow what a bummer man.

                I don't know about that Hell stuff, but I know The Man is always watching. The Man is just looking for the mention of certain herbs, so I'd be careful man.

                If there is another way to Tune in and expand my consciousness, I'm always lookin for somethin better man.

                Turn me on too it dude. I'll try anything once, except for shrooms man. Tried those once and had a really bad trip.
                Oh Wow Man
                This is Far out


                The Dude Abides.

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                • #9
                  Re: Greetings and Salutations....Man

                  Originally posted by The_Dude View Post
                  Oh Man, why such a negative vibe man.

                  Wow what a bummer man.

                  I don't know about that Hell stuff, but I know The Man is always watching. The Man is just looking for the mention of certain herbs, so I'd be careful man.

                  If there is another way to Tune in and expand my consciousness, I'm always lookin for somethin better man.

                  Turn me on too it dude. I'll try anything once, except for shrooms man. Tried those once and had a really bad trip.
                  I've always found intense and honest prayer to "expand my consciousness" works really well ... Just find a quiet place and just open up you soul to God ...

                  (Do the people who call you "the Dude" fans of the movie the Big Lebowski? ... )
                  You live only once -- but if you work it right, once is enough.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Greetings and Salutations....Man

                    My friend, you have hope yet. You seem like you have some sense in you, put down the drugs, and let your mind become clear. Trust me, we get high as well. High off of the Lords word! We bask in HIS glory, and it is the greatest high you will ever feel. Put down the blunt, and pick up a King James bible.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Greetings and Salutations....Man

                      Who is this Lebowski?

                      I don't get out much man. I will have to ask them if that is where they got it, or at least talk to this Lebowski and see why he has stolen my moniker.

                      Way uncool man.
                      Oh Wow Man
                      This is Far out


                      The Dude Abides.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Greetings and Salutations....Man

                        Oh, this does take me back. I blame my former association with the Catholic church on some bad blotter I got ahold of once back in 1976. Yeah, I believed that the theme song from the Lawrence Welk Show revealed to me subliminally that Ronnie Montrose was actually the next messiah and that Sammy Hagar was the antichrist. Dude, it wasn't cool. A priest found me crouched naked inside a confessional booth in the fetal position clinging to a 45 of "Rock Candy" that had several teeth marks (yes, mine) in it. He took me to the rectory, cleaned me up, and remarkably never touched me, as far as I ever consciously knew. I was confirmed a Catholic six months later and narrowly escaped with my sanity just last year when I divorced my still-papist ex-wife and found Jesus standing right here at Landover waiting for me with open arms. Life is good now. Jesus is way better than acid, Dude. Just WAY better. There's no "coming down", no morning "itchys", no trails every time you move your hand in front of your face. It's just the purest, uncut love of Christ Jesus that will take you on a trip you will love forever.
                        sigpicMIKE HUCKABEE/RAND PAUL - 2012 (or sooner if possible)

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