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  • thor not
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    • Mar 2010
    • 26

    #1

    Icelander in need of saving

    Hello I only found this church and God recently, just wanted to say hello and ask for advice to be a better brother in faith.
    I will try my best to educate my fellow Icelanders in the studies of KJV1611 whether they want it or not.
    Romans 8:6

    6 For to set the mind on the flesh is death, but to set the mind on the Spirit is life and peace.
  • Brother Alex
    True Christian™ Creation Cosmologist
    Strong in Spirit and Filled With Christ's Wisdom
    A Greater Genius Than Einstein, Hawking, and Sagan Combined
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2010
    • 860

    #2
    Re: Icelander in need of saving

    Welcome my fellow Icelander. Tell us something about yourself. What is your favorite Bible verse, do you have a wife, how many sons do you have?
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    • Cranky Old Man
      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
      You kids get off his lawn!
       
      • Jan 2010
      • 22375

      #3
      Re: Icelander in need of saving

      Originally posted by thor not View Post
      I will try my best to educate my fellow Icelanders in the studies of KJV1611 whether they want it or not.
      What methods are you using to force them?
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • thor not
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        Forum Member
        • Mar 2010
        • 26

        #4
        Re: Icelander in need of saving

        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
        What methods are you using to force them?

        I am the owner and captain of a fishing boat in my small village.
        Therefore I can make the unsaved souls on my boat (7 in all) see the light because if the men in the crew don't, then I can make they're family starve.
        If it is done in gods name then it is the right way to go.

        As for my favorite quote it is from King James himself:I can make a lord, but only God can make a gentleman

        and my favorite bible verse is:
        Romans 8:6

        6 For to set the mind on the flesh is death, but to set the mind on the Spirit is life and peace.
        Romans 8:6

        6 For to set the mind on the flesh is death, but to set the mind on the Spirit is life and peace.

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        • Brother Enoch
          The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2008
          • 4392

          #5
          Re: Icelander in need of saving

          Welcome thor not, good to have another reasonable Icelandican among us.

          It's excellent that you will be spreading The Word™ as a fishing captain. I understand that is a very powerful position in Iceland as your nations two major exports are fish and despair.

          If I may suggest a verse to teach to your crew that I've found very effective in dealing with unbelievers. It lets them know what will happen, in no uncertain terms, if they mock one who is spreading the Word of the Lord.

          2 Kings 2

          23And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.
          24And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare* forty and two children of them.

          *tare: verb (Archaic). pt. and pp. of tear.

          Now, I know there are no bears in Iceland, but the Lord could always send a flock of penguins to peck your crew to death if they reject Salvation™.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #6
            Re: Icelander in need of saving

            Welcome to God's favorite form, Thornot. If you own a fishing boat you must be among the elite on that Godless iceburg. I'm surprised they didn't make you king.

            I hope you are using your influence to get our fellow eskimo savages to vote "yes" on today's ballot measure. We need you to repay the billions your country stole from white people's banks.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • thor not
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              • Mar 2010
              • 26

              #7
              Re: Icelander in need of saving

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              I hope you are using your influence to get our fellow eskimo savages to vote "yes" on today's ballot measure. We need you to repay the billions your country stole from white people's banks.
              You can be sure on that, I will even take some of the money from my crews earnings and put it in a special bank account(they would probably spend it on alcoholic beverages and they are polish and well you know about that kind of people) .
              That money I will use for my missionary work and maybe take my family on a pilgrimage to Freehold.
              Romans 8:6

              6 For to set the mind on the flesh is death, but to set the mind on the Spirit is life and peace.

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              • Levi Jones
                Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                 
                • Jul 2009
                • 13930

                #8
                Re: Icelander in need of saving

                Originally posted by thor not View Post
                You can be sure on that, I will even take some of the money from my crews earnings and put it in a special bank account(they would probably spend it on alcoholic beverages and they are polish and well you know about that kind of people) .
                That money I will use for my missionary work and maybe take my family on a pilgrimage to Freehold.
                This is a godly idea! I know your people are starving to death being the third world country you are, but here you are giving all your people own to the LORD just like the widow in Mark 12:42-44.

                And there came a certain poor widow, and she threw in two mites, which make a farthing.
                And he called unto him his disciples, and saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That this poor widow hath cast more in, than all they which have cast into the treasury:
                For all they did cast in of their abundance; but she of her want did cast in all that she had, even all her living.

                Your story moves me, friend.
                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                • Cranky Old Man
                  Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                  You kids get off his lawn!
                   
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 22375

                  #9
                  Re: Icelander in need of saving

                  Originally posted by thor not View Post
                  take my family on a pilgrimage to Freehold
                  You will love it here. Feel free to visit me if you are here, my wife is an excellent cook.
                  5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                  To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                  James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                  • thor not
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                    Forum Member
                    • Mar 2010
                    • 26

                    #10
                    Re: Icelander in need of saving

                    I have a update...
                    Today I told the unholy mix of polish illegal immigrants and savage bankrupt Eskimos that they would all have to buy a copy of the true bible(at theyre own expense of course)
                    and I have told them that that is best for them to start study it closely as I will quiz them regularly.
                    If they fail, I will not only fire them but I will see to it that they will never work in this town or the fishing industry on this hell bound Island.
                    Romans 8:6

                    6 For to set the mind on the flesh is death, but to set the mind on the Spirit is life and peace.

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                    • Cranky Old Man
                      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                      You kids get off his lawn!
                       
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 22375

                      #11
                      Re: Icelander in need of saving

                      Originally posted by thor not View Post
                      If they fail, I will not only fire them but I will see to it that they will never work in this town or the fishing industry on this hell bound Island.
                      May God bless you for doing work for The LORD.
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • thor not
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                        Forum Member
                        • Mar 2010
                        • 26

                        #12
                        Re: Icelander in need of saving

                        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                        May God bless you for doing work for The LORD.
                        Not only did they learn, but the whole crew and they're families converted.
                        This is a proud day for me, now I have my own paris with 6 families that have to attend, or else I will ruin the lot.
                        God works through me. I can feel it.
                        Romans 8:6

                        6 For to set the mind on the flesh is death, but to set the mind on the Spirit is life and peace.

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                        • Lesbith
                          Unsaved trash, lying lezbanian gothtard
                          • Mar 2010
                          • 48

                          #13
                          Re: Icelander in need of saving

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          Welcome to God's favorite form, Thornot. If you own a fishing boat you must be among the elite on that Godless iceburg. I'm surprised they didn't make you king.

                          I hope you are using your influence to get our fellow eskimo savages to vote "yes" on today's ballot measure. We need you to repay the billions your country stole from white people's banks.
                          I can understand why they didn't make him king. I would prefer a lesbian Prime minister also. : )

                          Anyways: welcome here. I hope you enjoy your time.
                          Lezbean living a life of lies and carpet munching.

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                          • Husky_whisperer
                            Unsaved trash
                            Under Investigation
                            • Mar 2010
                            • 22

                            #14
                            Re: Icelander in need of saving

                            For a second I thought the name of this thread was "Icelander in need of savings"....As in a savings account. I'm glad to read that it was in regards to saving his soul.

                            Thor Not Beware of the Polish. They are worse than the Icelandic atheists. They claim to be very religious and do all their sins behind closed doors.
                            LUK 8:13 Those on the rock are the ones who receive the word with joy when they hear it, but they have no root. They believe for a while, but in the time of testing they fall away.

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