Icelander in need of saving

[thor not]

Hello I only found this church and God recently, just wanted to say hello and ask for advice to be a better brother in faith.
I will try my best to educate my fellow Icelanders in the studies of KJV1611 whether they want it or not.

[Brother Alex]

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Welcome my fellow Icelander. Tell us something about yourself. What is your favorite Bible verse, do you have a wife, how many sons do you have?

[Cranky Old Man]

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I will try my best to educate my fellow Icelanders in the studies of KJV1611 whether they want it or not.

What methods are you using to force them?

[thor not]

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What methods are you using to force them?

I am the owner and captain of a fishing boat in my small village.
Therefore I can make the unsaved souls on my boat (7 in all) see the light because if the men in the crew don't, then I can make they're family starve.
If it is done in gods name then it is the right way to go.

As for my favorite quote it is from King James himself:I can make a lord, but only God can make a gentleman

and my favorite bible verse is:
Romans 8:6

6 For to set the mind on the flesh is death, but to set the mind on the Spirit is life and peace.

[Brother Enoch]

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Welcome thor not, good to have another reasonable Icelandican among us.

It's excellent that you will be spreading The Word™ as a fishing captain. I understand that is a very powerful position in Iceland as your nations two major exports are fish and despair.

If I may suggest a verse to teach to your crew that I've found very effective in dealing with unbelievers. It lets them know what will happen, in no uncertain terms, if they mock one who is spreading the Word of the Lord.

2 Kings 2

23And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.
24And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare* forty and two children of them.

*tare: verb (Archaic). pt. and pp. of tear.

Now, I know there are no bears in Iceland, but the Lord could always send a flock of penguins to peck your crew to death if they reject Salvation™.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Welcome to God's favorite form, Thornot. If you own a fishing boat you must be among the elite on that Godless iceburg. I'm surprised they didn't make you king.

I hope you are using your influence to get our fellow eskimo savages to vote "yes" on today's ballot measure. We need you to repay the billions your country stole from white people's banks.

[thor not]

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I hope you are using your influence to get our fellow eskimo savages to vote "yes" on today's ballot measure. We need you to repay the billions your country stole from white people's banks.

You can be sure on that, I will even take some of the money from my crews earnings and put it in a special bank account(they would probably spend it on alcoholic beverages and they are polish and well you know about that kind of people) .
That money I will use for my missionary work and maybe take my family on a pilgrimage to Freehold.

[Levi Jones]

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You can be sure on that, I will even take some of the money from my crews earnings and put it in a special bank account(they would probably spend it on alcoholic beverages and they are polish and well you know about that kind of people) .
That money I will use for my missionary work and maybe take my family on a pilgrimage to Freehold.

This is a godly idea! I know your people are starving to death being the third world country you are, but here you are giving all your people own to the LORD just like the widow in Mark 12:42-44.

And there came a certain poor widow, and she threw in two mites, which make a farthing. And he called unto him his disciples, and saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That this poor widow hath cast more in, than all they which have cast into the treasury:
For all they did cast in of their abundance; but she of her want did cast in all that she had, even all her living.

Your story moves me, friend.

[Cranky Old Man]

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take my family on a pilgrimage to Freehold

You will love it here. Feel free to visit me if you are here, my wife is an excellent cook.

[thor not]

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I have a update...
Today I told the unholy mix of polish illegal immigrants and savage bankrupt Eskimos that they would all have to buy a copy of the true bible(at theyre own expense of course)
and I have told them that that is best for them to start study it closely as I will quiz them regularly.
If they fail, I will not only fire them but I will see to it that they will never work in this town or the fishing industry on this hell bound Island.

[Cranky Old Man]

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If they fail, I will not only fire them but I will see to it that they will never work in this town or the fishing industry on this hell bound Island.

May God bless you for doing work for The LORD.

[thor not]

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May God bless you for doing work for The LORD.

Not only did they learn, but the whole crew and they're families converted.
This is a proud day for me, now I have my own paris with 6 families that have to attend, or else I will ruin the lot.
God works through me. I can feel it.

[Lesbith]

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Welcome to God's favorite form, Thornot. If you own a fishing boat you must be among the elite on that Godless iceburg. I'm surprised they didn't make you king.

I hope you are using your influence to get our fellow eskimo savages to vote "yes" on today's ballot measure. We need you to repay the billions your country stole from white people's banks.

I can understand why they didn't make him king. I would prefer a lesbian Prime minister also. : )

Anyways: welcome here. I hope you enjoy your time.

[Husky_whisperer]

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For a second I thought the name of this thread was "Icelander in need of savings"....As in a savings account. I'm glad to read that it was in regards to saving his soul.

Thor Not Beware of the Polish. They are worse than the Icelandic atheists. They claim to be very religious and do all their sins behind closed doors.