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  • _Nicole_
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    • Mar 2010
    • 1
    #1

    hello

    hi every one my name is Nicole i am 20 years old,I live in Marshell, Texas, and i go to East Texas Bible College.
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: hello

      Originally posted by _Nicole_ View Post
      hi every one my name is Nicole i am 20 years old,I live in Marshell, Texas, and i go to East Texas Bible College.
      Welcome to God's favorite forum, Nicole. What church does your husband take you to? How many sons have you given him? Please tell us about yourself.


      And find your "Shift" key.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Brother Enoch
          The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2008
          • 4392
          #3
          Re: hello

          Originally posted by _Nicole_ View Post
          hi every one my name is Nicole i am 20 years old,I live in Marshell, Texas, and i go to East Texas Bible College.
          Hi Nicole! I understand East Texas Bible College has an excellent English writing and grammar course that you should avail yourself of. There are eight grammatical errors in your post that has just 24 words in it. Jesus expects better.

          Now, please, tell us what brings you here. Are you married? How many sons do you have/plan to have? What is your favorite Bible verse? What kinds of pie can you make?

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            • True Disciple
              True Christian™ Creation Scientist
              Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
              Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2009
              • 2445
              #4
              Re: hello

              Originally posted by _Nicole_ View Post
              hi every one my name is Nicole i am 20 years old,I live in Marshell, Texas, and i go to East Texas Bible College.
              Hello and welcome, Sister!

              Great to have a True Christian(tm) Housewife posting here. I take it that you have your husband's permission for that?

              Interesting, by the way, that you attend East Texas Bible College. I never heard they did pie-baking and housecleaning courses there. What have you learned already?
              Sweet Lord Jesus,
              I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
              Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
              Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
              Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
              Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
              Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
              Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

              Amen.

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                • Virgin93
                  Unsaved teenaged foreigner
                   
                  • Sep 2009
                  • 153
                  #5
                  Re: hello

                  Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                  Hi Nicole! I understand East Texas Bible College has an excellent English writing and grammar course that you should avail yourself of. There are eight grammatical errors in your post that has just 24 words in it. Jesus expects better.

                  Now, please, tell us what brings you here. Are you married? How many sons do you have/plan to have? What is your favorite Bible verse? What kinds of pie can you make?
                  Dear Sir, how could she plan to have sons? Sons are a God given gift and who could dare to plan God's plan?

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