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  • jihadagainstmuslims
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    • Mar 2010
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    #1

    I'm so glad I found this church

    I have always been a god fearing caucasian man. As a boy I grew up with the bible as the only book in our home. Its holy word has kept me on a path of righteousness and good doing for my whole life. Never have i strayed from the path of our lord and savior Jesus Christ.

    I hope that I may join this flock to praise the word of our lord, spread the word of our lord, and fight the good fight to protect the real American way.



    For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life
    John 3:16

    All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness
    2 timothy 3:16
  • Brother Enoch
    The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2008
    • 4392

    #2
    Re: I'm so glad I found this church

    PRAISE JESUS!!

    Welcome brother!

    Tell us a bit about yourself. What Baptist Church do you attend? Are you married? How many sons do you have? What is you favorite verse?

    I must say, I love your username. Turning 'jihad' back on the mudslimes. Own the word! lol.

    I am a little concerned that the first Bible verse you quoted was from John, and the second from Paul. John Paul. You're not a catlicker in disguise are you?

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    • True Disciple
      True Christian™ Creation Scientist
      Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
      Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2009
      • 2445

      #3
      Re: I'm so glad I found this church

      Welcome Brother! I'm sure there is great rejoicement in Heaven now that another Godly Christian Soldier has joined the ranks!

      I like your username. Have you killed many heathens in your life? On these forums, several veterans from Godly George W Bush' Crusade against Vietraq are posting. Did you also go there?
      Sweet Lord Jesus,
      I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
      Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
      Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
      Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
      Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
      Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
      Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

      Amen.

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      • jihadagainstmuslims
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        • Mar 2010
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        #4
        Re: I'm so glad I found this church

        Brothers,

        There is no church near where I live that hasn't been penetrated by Satan and non-believers.

        I am married to a god fearing woman and she has born me 3 god fearing children.

        I don't have a favorite bible verse because the bible is gods word and cannot be taken in piecemeal its power resides in its completeness....

        I'm not one of those filthy catlickers who molest children...

        I was unfairly jailed for an evening because I was spreading the word of the lord to a group of hell bound satan praising lib-tards

        I wish that I had had a chance to go fight for America in Iraq and Afghanistan but unfortunately I am too old to enlist.

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        • Levi Jones
          Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
          Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
          Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
           
          • Jul 2009
          • 13930

          #5
          Re: I'm so glad I found this church

          Originally posted by jihadagainstmuslims View Post
          Brothers,

          There is no church near where I live that hasn't been penetrated by Satan and non-believers.

          I am married to a god fearing woman and she has born me 3 god fearing children.

          I don't have a favorite bible verse because the bible is gods word and cannot be taken in piecemeal its power resides in its completeness....

          I'm not one of those filthy catlickers who molest children...

          I was unfairly jailed for an evening because I was spreading the word of the lord to a group of hell bound satan praising lib-tards

          I wish that I had had a chance to go fight for America in Iraq and Afghanistan but unfortunately I am too old to enlist.
          Friend, I think you're pulling my leg here. You don't have a favorite verse of the moment?

          I was just reading 2 Tim. 2. 15Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth. 16But shun profane and vain babblings: for they will increase unto more ungodliness.
          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #6
            Re: I'm so glad I found this church

            Originally posted by jihadagainstmuslims View Post
            I wish that I had had a chance to go fight for America in Iraq and Afghanistan but unfortunately I am too old to enlist.
            But you were born in 1988. That's not too old to go over to Iraquistan and help send mudslimes to hell for Jesus.

            Your story doesn't add up, friend. Don't try and pull Christ's leg.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • jihadagainstmuslims
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              • Mar 2010
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              #7
              Re: I'm so glad I found this church

              Brothers,

              I'm very confused...my birthday is june 15, 1952...I'm not sure where you are getting my birthday to be 1988.


              I suppose a verse I have always enjoyed most if 1st Corinthians 15:16-18

              I have served my whole life as a christian. Never would I lie in a thousands years since my salvation, especially at the expense of Jesus Christ.


              Levi surely you also read: 1 Timothy 5:1 "Rebuke not an elder, but intreat [him] as a father" ?

              AND

              1Timothy 5:17 The elders who rule well are to be considered worthy of double honor, especially those who work hard at preaching and teaching


              1Timothy 5:18
              For the Scripture says, “YOU SHALL NOT MUZZLE THE OX WHILE HE IS THRESHING,” and “The laborer is worthy of his wages.”

              1Timothy 5:19 Do not receive an accusation against an elder except on the basis of two or three witnesses.

              1Timothy 5:20 Those who continue in sin, rebuke in the presence of all, so that the rest also will be fearful of sinning.

              1Timothy 5:21 I solemnly charge you in the presence of God and of Christ Jesus and of His chosen angels, to maintain these principles without bias, doing nothing in a spirit of partiality.



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              • Levi Jones
                Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                 
                • Jul 2009
                • 13930

                #8
                Re: I'm so glad I found this church

                Originally posted by jihadagainstmuslims View Post
                Brothers,

                I'm very confused...my birthday is june 15, 1952...I'm not sure where you are getting my birthday to be 1988.


                I suppose a verse I have always enjoyed most if 1st Corinthians 15:16-18

                I have served my whole life as a christian. Never would I lie in a thousands years since my salvation, especially at the expense of Jesus Christ.


                Levi surely you also read: 1 Timothy 5:1 "Rebuke not an elder, but intreat [him] as a father" ?

                Oh, excuse me "Elder".

                Originally posted by jihadagainstmuslims View Post
                1Timothy 5:17 The elders who rule well are to be considered worthy of double honor, especially those who work hard at preaching and teaching

                1Timothy 5:18
                For the Scripture says, “YOU SHALL NOT MUZZLE THE OX WHILE HE IS THRESHING,” and “The laborer is worthy of his wages.”

                1Timothy 5:19 Do not receive an accusation against an elder except on the basis of two or three witnesses.

                1Timothy 5:20 Those who continue in sin, rebuke in the presence of all, so that the rest also will be fearful of sinning.

                1Timothy 5:21 I solemnly charge you in the presence of God and of Christ Jesus and of His chosen angels, to maintain these principles without bias, doing nothing in a spirit of partiality.
                Perhaps you can tell me on what authority you give yourself the title Elder of our Church.

                I'm all ears and eyeballs now.
                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                • Capt. Aaron Portway
                  One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                  Salvation from Above
                  God's Favorite Pilot™
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2008
                  • 6309

                  #9
                  Re: I'm so glad I found this church

                  Originally posted by jihadagainstmuslims View Post
                  I have always been a God fearing caucasian man. As a boy I grew up with the Bible as the only book in our home. Its Holy Word has kept me on a path of righteousness and good doing for my whole life. Never have i strayed from the path of our Lord and savior Jesus Christ.

                  I hope that I may join this flock to praise the word of our Lord, spread the word of our Lord, and fight the good fight to protect the real American way.


                  Originally posted by jihadagainstmuslims View Post
                  Brothers,

                  There is no church near where I live that hasn't been penetrated by Satan and non-believers.

                  I am married to a God fearing woman and she has born me 3 God fearing children.

                  I don't have a favorite Bible verse because the Bible is Gods word and cannot be taken in piecemeal its power resides in its completeness....

                  I'm not one of those filthy catlickers who molest children...

                  I was unfairly jailed for an evening because I was spreading the word of the Lord to a group of hell bound satan praising lib-tards

                  I wish that I had had a chance to go fight for America in Iraq and Afghanistan but unfortunately I am too old to enlist.
                  Originally posted by jihadagainstmuslims View Post
                  [FONT=Verdana]Brothers,

                  I'm very confused...my birthday is june 15, 1952...I'm not sure where you are getting my birthday to be 1988.


                  I suppose a verse I have always enjoyed most if 1st Corinthians 15:16-18

                  I have served my whole life as a Christian. Never would I lie in a thousands years since my salvation, especially at the expense of Jesus Christ.


                  Levi surely you also read: 1 Timothy 5:1 "Rebuke not an elder, but intreat [him] as a father" ?
                  Welcome friend! I'm glad you found our Godly forum. I did you the favor of pointing out where you neglected to capitalize some fairly Holy words in your posts. No big deal, but we like to honor God by using capital letters!
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                  • jihadagainstmuslims
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                    • Mar 2010
                    • 6

                    #10
                    Re: I'm so glad I found this church

                    Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                    Oh, excuse me "Elder".



                    Perhaps you can tell me on what authority you give yourself the title Elder of our Church.

                    I'm all ears and eyeballs now.



                    Brother Levi,

                    I believe you misunderstood. The bible makes it very clear that there are elders who rule the church and serve it and elders who merely maintain the status because of their age.

                    1 Timothy 5:17 Let the elders that rule well be counted worthy of double honour, especially they who labour in the word and doctrine.

                    Romans 9:12 It was said unto her, The elder shall serve the younger.



                    I claim no elder leadership role in this great and mighty church in god. I did not make myself older than you for I am merely the doing and will of Jesus.

                    1 Corinthians 6:19 What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?

                    Galatians 3:28 "There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus."

                    My authority does not stretch from me but was ordained by God through my birth unto God's earth prior to you...just as the first son takes his father's blessing so shall those who come before you inherit the earth before you.

                    1 Timothy 5:1 Rebuke not an elder, but intreat him as a father; and the younger men as brethren;



                    mudslime express!!!! first and final stop 72 homosexuals awaiting them in hell for satan approved sodomy

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                    • Rev. M. Rodimer
                      Honorary True Christian™
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                      • May 2008
                      • 13996

                      #11
                      Re: I'm so glad I found this church

                      Still so disrespectful to our Lord as not to capitalize His name or His book's title?

                      Why do you hate Jesus? What has He ever done to you?

                      Originally posted by jihadagainstmuslims View Post


                      Brother Levi,

                      I believe you misunderstood. The bible makes it very clear that there are elders who rule the church and serve it and elders who merely maintain the status because of their age.

                      1 Timothy 5:17 Let the elders that rule well be counted worthy of double honour, especially they who labour in the word and doctrine.

                      Romans 9:12 It was said unto her, The elder shall serve the younger.


                      I claim no elder leadership role in this great and mighty church in god. I did not make myself older than you for I am merely the doing and will of Jesus.

                      1 Corinthians 6:19 What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?

                      Galatians 3:28 "There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus."

                      My authority does not stretch from me but was ordained by God through my birth unto God's earth prior to you...just as the first son takes his father's blessing so shall those who come before you inherit the earth before you.

                      1 Timothy 5:1 Rebuke not an elder, but intreat him as a father; and the younger men as brethren;



                      mudslime express!!!! first and final stop 72 homosexuals awaiting them in hell for satan approved sodomy
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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