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  • Joo
    International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
    Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
    • Jun 2007
    • 831

    #31
    Re: Hello all

    Originally posted by minister noddy View Post
    Hello Teengirl, my name is Nan, and I was once in the Unsaved Trash usergroup and the color of my name was also pink. I hated it, so I tithed.
    What's wrong with a pink name? As I told my friend, the only thing I miss about that group was the vibrant bright colored name, but considering the trade offs, I'm content.

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    • Sister Noddy
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2007
      • 1843

      #32
      Re: Hello all

      Originally posted by Joo View Post

      What's wrong with a pink name? As I told my friend, the only thing I miss about that group was the vibrant bright colored name, but considering the trade offs, I'm content.
      Me too, Joo ... love the perks ... as someone called them ... but I think the aqua blue color is prettier ... hmmm ... I thought the pink was too bright

      1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
      1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


      1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

      Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
      Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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      • Homertard
        Glue Huffer claims to be an elderly Nazi
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jul 2007
        • 668

        #33
        Re: Hello all

        Acutally, I recently put a friend up to changing the colour of the group name, on one of our websites, to pink.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #34
          Re: Hello all

          You know it just saddens me as a pastor when we encounter these lying little eurotrash whores who worship satan and imagine that hellfire is a place that they might enjoy.

          Little Greta, you should know that the Holy Bible tells us that your pal satan is the father of lies. The Bible also reveals the true reasons why you cannot understand God's Holy Word, and why you think the bible is "full of lies and hidden truths".

          John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.

          You need to put down the hash pipe and stop selling your body on the street and instead accept Jesus as your Savior. The alternative is not pretty. Take a look at THIS if you want to know what eternal hellfire is going to be like for you.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Rachael Van Helsing
            HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
            • Sep 2006
            • 5131

            #35
            Re: Hello all

            Originally posted by Teengirl View Post
            Hello, I'm a very religious young woman. I live in the Netherlands.
            Why does my name state ''Unsaved trash''?
            Because you don't recycle?
            *Snicker*
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            Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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            • Sister Noddy
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2007
              • 1843

              #36
              Re: Hello all

              Originally posted by Homertard View Post
              Acutally, I recently put a friend up to changing the colour of the group name, on one of our websites, to pink.
              Actually, on my website we have red for admins and pink for mods.
              1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
              1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


              1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

              Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
              Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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              • Sister Noddy
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2007
                • 1843

                #37
                Re: Hello all

                Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post

                Because you don't recycle?

                *Snicker*
                Hahahaha! good one, Rachael
                1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


                1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                • Brother Temperance
                  Senior Usher
                  True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                  A very nice young man
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15621

                  #38
                  Re: Hello all

                  Apologies for quoting so many posts, but there's a lot of idiocy in this thread that needs rebuking.
                  Originally posted by Teengirl
                  This donation option makes me feel like this whole group is purely based on making money through religion.
                  When did we ever refer to tithing as "optional"?
                  Originally posted by Teengirl
                  I follow the Satanic bible, I believed this was a forum for Satanics, because Satan led me here.
                  As usual, Satan has led you wrong. Try here instead.
                  Originally posted by Teengirl
                  Jesus got killed, therefor he is weak.
                  Well, Anton LaVey and Friedrich Nietzsche must be pretty weak, by your standards. At least Jesus didn't have syphilis.
                  Originally posted by Teengirl View Post
                  Jesus can be killed again. Satan lives on forever.
                  Friend, have you ever read Revelation? It doesn't end very well for Satan.
                  Originally posted by Teengirl View Post
                  Praising the strongest being alive is a religion.
                  You worship George Bush?
                  Originally posted by Teengirl View Post
                  Ofcourse, Jesus has spread lies, and you believed this.
                  And your accurate source of information is?
                  Originally posted by Teengirl View Post
                  The Bible itself is one big compilation of lies. With some hidden truth.
                  And what enables you to distinguish the "hidden truth" from the "lies"?
                  Originally posted by minister noddy View Post
                  This is exactly right, the Bible has hidden truth.
                  What exactly is the difference between Anglicans and Satanists again? You two seem to agree on pretty much everything.
                  Actually, on my website we have red for admins and pink for mods.
                  But this is JESUS' website, so we have no patience for time-wasting sinners.
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • Daisy Mae Johnson
                    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15708

                    #39
                    Re: Hello all

                    Originally posted by Homertard View Post
                    Acutally, I recently put a friend up to changing the colour of the group name, on one of our websites, to pink.
                    What site would that be friend? We would love to visit your world.

                    Lve, Sister Thumper
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                    • Sister Noddy
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2007
                      • 1843

                      #40
                      Re: Hello all

                      Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post

                      As usual, Satan has led you wrong. Try here instead.

                      What exactly is the difference between Anglicans and Satanists again? You two seem to agree on pretty much everything.
                      Neat! I've bookmarked this one to my favorites.
                      1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                      1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


                      1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                      Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                      Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                      • WilliamJenningsBryan
                        True Christian™
                         
                        • Jan 2007
                        • 9384

                        #41
                        Re: Hello all

                        Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                        What site would that be friend? We would love to visit your world.

                        Lve, Sister Thumper
                        I'm afraid it's a world of watered down cathylickism, always trying to make peace with Darwinists, scientism, and other vile ecumenaceists, Sister. This is nothing like the unexpurgated, un-transubstantiated 24/7/365 world of all Jesus, all the time Landover Baptist. Anglicant's will make your skin crawl and they will try to make you fornicate like King Henry VIII.
                        Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                        brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                        ...and get off my lawn
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                        • Rachael Van Helsing
                          HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 5131

                          #42
                          Re: Hello all

                          Originally posted by Teengirl View Post
                          I follow the Satanic bible, I believed this was a forum for Satanics, because Satan led me here.
                          If you did follow the Satanic bible, then you wouldn't worship Satan. Anyone who's bothered to read that joke of a book will know that it is focused on atheism and humanism, particularly focusing on the wilder parts of human nature, rather than worshipping a deity named Satan.

                          No, no, I have another idea. I have an idea that you're another teenage rebel wannabe looking to raise some eyebrows. Seen it, it's been done, and sorry, but it doesn't shock anyone. *Yawn*

                          Now learn to recycle. All that unsaved trash you don't recycle will end up poisining the planet.
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                          Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                          • Joo
                            International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
                            Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                            • Jun 2007
                            • 831

                            #43
                            Re: Hello all

                            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                            Apologies for quoting so many posts, but there's a lot of idiocy in this thread that needs rebuking.

                            When did we ever refer to tithing as "optional"?
                            Well if it's mandatory you guys have yet to do anything about me not donating. Or all the others who haven't.

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