Hello all

[Teengirl]

Hello, I'm a very religious young woman. I live in the Netherlands.
Why does my name state ''Unsaved trash''?

[Homertard]

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Hi.

[Brother Temperance]

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Hello, I'm a very religious young woman. I live in the Netherlands.
Why does my name state ''Unsaved trash''?

What religion? I notice you don't call yourself a very Christian young woman. Being a devout Hindu won't save you from Hell. And do you have your father's permission to be here?

[Teengirl]

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Of course I live by the Bible, and have asked for permission.
I'm sorry for making it look it would be otherwise.

[Brother Temperance]

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Of course I live by the Bible, and have asked for permission.
I'm sorry for making it look it would be otherwise.

We will know you by your works. If you post in a righteous fashion, and you and your family turn out to be an isolated group of decent Christians living in the Gomorrah of the Netherlands, then your title will be changed. Patience is a virtue.

[Homertard]

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Not right now it isn't Brother.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Of course I live by the Bible, and have asked for permission.
I'm sorry for making it look it would be otherwise.

Friend,

You clearly are on the path of righteousness, even if you are in the midst of the Dutch crunch of atheism, drug use and prostitution. But do you tithe to Landover like Jesus wants?

[Teengirl]

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Friend,

You clearly are on the path of righteousness, even if you are in the midst of the Dutch crunch of atheism, drug use and prostitution. But do you tithe to Landover like Jesus wants?

I'm sorry, my lack of English vocabulary keeps me from understanding what you say? What is tithing(If it's a verb)?

[Bobby-Joe]

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I'm sorry, my lack of English vocabulary keeps me from understanding what you say? What is tithing(If it's a verb)?

From Dictonary.com

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/tithe

tithe /taɪð/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[tahyth] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation, noun, verb, tithed, tith·ing.
–noun
1. Sometimes, tithes. the tenth part of agricultural produce or personal income set apart as an offering to God or for works of mercy, or the same amount regarded as an obligation or tax for the support of the church, priesthood, or the like.
2. any tax, levy, or the like, esp. of one-tenth.
3. a tenth part or any indefinitely small part of anything.
–verb (used with object)
4. to give or pay a tithe or tenth of (produce, money, etc.).
5. to give or pay tithes on (crops, income, etc.).
6. to exact a tithe from (a person, community, parish, etc.).
7. to levy a tithe on (crops, income, etc.).
–verb (used without object)
8. to give or pay a tithe.

Naturally as a Christian I forgive you lack of ability to learn Jesus' favoritre language, American-English.

[Brother Temperance]

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I'm sorry, my lack of English vocabulary keeps me from understanding what you say? What is tithing(If it's a verb)?

It's giving God the money you owe Him.

[Homertard]

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And late payments cause needless loss of blood.

[Teengirl]

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If I gave Landover money, I wouldn't be giving God money. This donation option makes me feel like this whole group is purely based on making money through religion.

And I owe Jesus nothing, for he is mere human. He is nothing in the eyes of Satan.

[Bobby-Joe]

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If I gave Landover money, I wouldn't be giving God money. This donation option makes me feel like this whole group is purely based on making money through religion.

And I owe Jesus nothing, for he is mere human. He is nothing in the eyes of Satan.

Friend,

I though you said you were a Christian? Jesus is more than just man, our Risen Savior is The Son of God Himself. As for Satan's opinion on Jesus, well that is like asking a Democrat's.

[Teengirl]

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I follow the Satanic bible, I believed this was a forum for Satanics, because Satan led me here.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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If I gave Landover money, I wouldn't be giving God money. This donation option makes me feel like this whole group is purely based on making money through religion.

You think we are in this for the money? I am shocked! Do you know just how much it costs today to fuel our Lear jets? We're lucky if we can squirrel enough away to send our missionaries their monthly shipments of caviar -- in fact in the last year we've had to drop sending our filet mignon weekly and instead substitute pork I assure you that each and every pastor here is dirt-poor, as far as the IRS knows. Jesus is richer than any one of us, and our money is kept in His name through the Church. And that $aves us a lot tax-wise, let me tell you!

And I owe Jesus nothing, for he is mere human. He is nothing in the eyes of Satan.

Do mere humans rise again after temporarily dying? I haven't seen any And He is not nothing in the eyes of Satan! Satan is scared out of his mind of our Lord and Saviour, and knows that in the quickly-approaching days, he will be handed his heinie on a silver platter.