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  • noel_whitecliffe
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Mar 2010
    • 7

    #1

    HI

    Hi


    I'm new on here and i'm based over in the UK
    May The Lord Be With You !!
  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22889

    #2
    Re: HI

    Originally posted by noel_whitecliffe View Post
    [...]i'm based over in the UK
    How terrible for you! You are in my prayers.

    Tell us about yourself, your church, your wife, your sons, and your favorite Bible verse!

    Please don't give us anything from John - everyone says that and don't say "Oooo! They are also wonderful!" Give us a verse or so that you think expresses your relationship with God.
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    • noel_whitecliffe
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      • Mar 2010
      • 7

      #3
      Re: HI

      "Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for you are with me; your rod and your staff, they comfort me" From David is one of my favourites.


      I'm currently not married and without children but i've been through some dark times before
      May The Lord Be With You !!

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: HI

        Originally posted by noel_whitecliffe View Post
        "Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for you are with me; your rod and your staff, they comfort me" From David is one of my favourites.


        I'm currently not married and without children but i've been through some dark times before
        Noel,

        Welcome to God's favorite forum. Please try and be a bit more verbose. How old are you? What Church do you attend?

        Tell us about the dark times. Tell us how you came to find Christ.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • noel_whitecliffe
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          Under Investigation
          • Mar 2010
          • 7

          #5
          Re: HI

          I'm 25.

          I was heavily into gambling. It all start by a £ here a £ there on fruit machine and it kind of ecsalated from there, to a point where i would be gambling everything but my rent and i was struggling to pay bills.

          I'm slowly getting back on my feet now and starting to pay off C/C's and other debts.

          I go to a small C of E Church in my local town
          May The Lord Be With You !!

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          • James Dewitt
            #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
            • Jan 2010
            • 6267

            #6
            Re: HI

            Originally posted by noel_whitecliffe View Post
            I'm 25.

            I was heavily into gambling. It all start by a £ here a £ there on fruit machine and it kind of ecsalated from there, to a point where i would be gambling everything but my rent and i was struggling to pay bills.

            I'm slowly getting back on my feet now and starting to pay off C/C's and other debts.

            I go to a small C of E Church in my local town
            C of E is that The Church of England
            You might consider getting a KJV1611 and getting to know Jesus. Is there a good Baptist Church with in 100 miles of you?

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            • noel_whitecliffe
              Unsaved trash
              Under Investigation
              • Mar 2010
              • 7

              #7
              Re: HI

              There is in my town, i'm pretty new to Religion but its helped me with my addictions.

              Could you explain the diference
              May The Lord Be With You !!

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              • Nobar King
                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                Christ's Guardian
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2007
                • 23748

                #8
                Re: HI

                Originally posted by noel_whitecliffe View Post
                It all start by a £ here a £ there on fruit machine
                THERE IS A MACHINE THAT YOU CAN PAY TO MAKE YOU A HOMER!?!?!?
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • noel_whitecliffe
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                  Under Investigation
                  • Mar 2010
                  • 7

                  #9
                  Re: HI

                  Sorry i don't understand
                  May The Lord Be With You !!

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                  • Nobar King
                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                    Christ's Guardian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 23748

                    #10
                    Re: HI

                    A fruit machine, it doesn't make you gay?
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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