[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

By the way, I am female.

Do you have your husbands permission to be here?

[Still Undead]

Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

Alas, I come to know the folly of my ways too late.

But I prayed and repented.

Bless the infraction I received, for it is now a part of me always.

Whenever the evil spirit of mirth comes upon me, I shall always remember the admonition and turn from it.

By the way, I am female.

Awesome Amen, forever and ever.

[Talitha]

Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

Yes, indeed. I humbly stand corrected.

A blessing that I can stand now, after I fell off my chair laughing earlier.

I feel you are not taking us seriously enough.
The Infraction I just gave you was a token of my True Christian(tm) Love in the hope that you find Jesus soon.

[Still Undead]

Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

Yes, indeed. I humbly stand corrected.

A blessing that I can stand now, after I fell off my chair laughing earlier.

[Talitha]

Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

Forgive this wretch, for I have found much drollness in this thread.

Special mention to the blessed wit of Cranky Old Man, James Hutchins and the OP himself.

If it be a sin to be full of mirth, I throw myself upon the mercy of heaven.

There is nothing at all funny in this Thread.
The Worship of Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ is no laughing matter

[Still Undead]

Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

Forgive this wretch, for I have found much drollness in this thread.

Special mention to the blessed wit of Cranky Old Man, James Hutchins and the OP himself.

If it be a sin to be full of mirth, I throw myself upon the mercy of heaven.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

America is only a country made up of Europeans who ran away.

Escaped would be more like it.

[J. Mengele]

Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

I believe you are generalising there. Not everyone in England is a doughnut puncher. infact it's a very small minority. That may dissapoint you if you are planning a trip to England. And remember, America is only a country made up of Europeans who ran away.

[Jedediah]

Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

"Bruce", that is a Homer name, isn't it? You a pitcher or catcher, boy?

I believe he pronounces it "Bruthe." A florist, if I had to guess... Probably sits down to pee.

Although it's hard to tell British fags from normal Brits... The entire lot of them fall under the purview of I Corinthians 6:9:

Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

"Bruce", that is a Homer name, isn't it? You a pitcher or catcher, boy?

I thought they were all named Mark, Rick, or Steve.

Um, not that everybody named Mark is one.

[London_via_Landover]

Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

I see you lost your lame attempt at faking a southener and are now going injun. You bipolar?

I'm not Bi nothin?

[J. Mengele]

Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

I’m not at all sure that Rotherham should be destroyed:Perhaps you have something against Godly singers from Tennessee?

Hi. I am also new to this forum.I may be new to the forum but I have experience of the village known as Rotheram. It is a lawless and Godless place and would posibly benefit from destruction so it may rise from the the ashes and be reborn as a better place.
Go with Christ.

[London_via_Landover]

Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

Lord Save me. I'm a man possessed

[James Hutchins]

Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

Son, we are not Protest-ants, we are Baptists.

I see you lost your lame attempt at faking a southener and are now going injun. You bipolar?

[London_via_Landover]

Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

Bruce is a good strong WASP name, before homoz and rock musicians raped it of it's manlyness.

The only thing that penetrates me is Jesus' love.

Rotherham needs a hell of a lot more than a brief stopover from the queen of wholesome country music to be saved from damnation.

I'm sober now BTW. Havn't touched the firewater for 6 months.