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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
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    Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

    Originally posted by London_via_Landover View Post
    Greetings Y'all.

    [...]

    May God destroy the following:

    Rotherham
    The Queen
    MTV
    Rock and/or Roll
    the Scouse accent

    Praise be

    Bruce
    I’m not at all sure that Rotherham should be destroyed:
    Country star Dolly Parton will jet into South Yorkshire to launch a scheme she devised to improve children's literacy.
    The American singing legend set up the Imagination Library in her native East Tennessee to encourage youngsters to read more. Her songs put forward Christian spiritual elements, like faith and prayer, but Parton has never been one to get specific with theology. She told Larry King in a 2003 interview that, while she is very spiritual, "I wouldn't say that I'm religious. I grew up in a very religious background. … I trust God, I love God, and I love the thoughts of it. Even if there was no God, I'd prefer to believe it, because I prefer to believe in something greater than we are. It takes all of the pressure off of you. You don't have a bunch of ego problems."
    Perhaps you have something against Godly singers from Tennessee?

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  • James Hutchins
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    Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

    "Bruce", that is a Homer name, isn't it? You a pitcher or catcher, boy?

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  • Cranky Old Man
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    Re: Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

    Please get sober for your next posting.

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  • Jussa tryin' to be a good Christ's servant

    Greetings Y'all.

    I do hope you like my adaptation of your Southern Drawl. Probably too much watching the Gospel Channel and Pastor Steven L. Shelley. I'm actually from the Godless hole that goes by the name of England, where sin is overpowering salvation, and whores wonder the streets by night, and teach our beautiful children by day in our schools of satan!

    I am enternally greatful that some wonderful God fearing folk have started up this forum, where the truely saved can stand and watch the rest of this hateful planet be judged and sodomised by the lord of hellfire, from the eternal safety of god's cloud.

    5:30 And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast [it] from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not [that] thy whole body should be cast into hell.

    May God destroy the following:

    Rotherham
    The Queen
    MTV
    Rock and/or Roll
    the Scouse accent

    Praise be

    Bruce
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