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  • ALOHA

    Hi People,
    I thought i might say Hi,
    so, Hi!
    im from Aussie,
    and i goto Caboolture Christian Church.

    Fav Verse?
    All of them

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    Re: ALOHA

    Thought i might also link to my Church,

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    • #3
      Re: ALOHA

      Hello and welcome.

      What's your second favorite Scripture?
      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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      • #4
        Re: ALOHA

        Your English is moderately passable for someone from Austria. I bid you a tepid welcome.
        Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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        • #5
          Re: ALOHA

          Originally posted by someone else View Post
          Thought i might also link to my Church,
          http://www.cabcc.org.au/




          30 days of mooslim prayer

          Are you out of your mind down there?
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          God loves me so much
          that he killed his only son so I can live forever.


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          • #6
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            Originally posted by Luci Mourningstar View Post
            http://www.cabcc.org.au/links.htm


            30 days of mooslim prayer

            Are you out of your mind down there?

            Then there is "Jesus Culture Music". What, then, is Jesus Music without "Culture", Jesus NoCulture Music, Jesus Hillbilly Music?

            Maybe we need a contest here, "What is the best name for Jesus Music that has no Culture?"
            Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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            • #7
              Re: ALOHA

              Originally posted by Sister Kitty View Post
              Your English is moderately passable for someone from Austria. I bid you a tepid welcome.
              Forgive the child, thuo still needs to be saved.

              A true Australian Christian should have proper literacy.
              God hates queers!

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              • #8
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                Do they still have that plaque honoring our mission to Australia?
                Matthew:
                5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                • #9
                  Re: ALOHA

                  'Aloha' is a mistranslation of 'Aroha', the Polynesian and Māori word for 'love'. In New Zealand it is a greeting used exclusively by 'Takatāpui' (which loosely translates as 'Homersexual-Perverts').

                  The former bodybuilding homer and luke-warm Republican Arnold Schwaltzentreehugger is reputed to be from Australia.

                  Australia has geographic features such as;
                  Ayers Rock, a fairly boring rock in the middle of a desert
                  The Blue Mountains, hills which are not even blue
                  The Dingo Fence, a long fence to keep 'dingoes' or feral dogs out
                  The Rabbit-proof fence, a long fence to keep rabbits out
                  Shark Bay, a bay full of sharks.

                  Both the flora and fauna of the continent/island are extremely dangerous. A book series known as "Dangerous Mammals, Reptiles, Amphibians, Birds, Fish, Jellyfish, Insects, Spiders, Crustaceans, Grasses, Trees, Mosses and Lichens of Terror Incognita" extends at least into "Volume 29c Part Three", while a list of the harmless ones contains only "Some of the sheep."

                  'Caboolture' is supposed to be derived from an Aboriginal word for 'the place of carpet snake worship', which is possibly either a local term for satanism or some sort homersexural deathstyle activity!

                  I believe Caboolture to be a town in Queensland, the Aussie state that is named after transvestite Sodomy. It comes at no surprise that a major export of Queensland is 'fruit'.

                  Queensland's alcohol is known as 'XXXX' as most AIDS infested Queenslanders cannot spell 'beer'. Struth!
                  Joshua 24:15
                  And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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                  • #10
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                    Sounds like God does not want Christians there. Sounds like the perfect place to set up a colony for heathen criminals with absolutely no chance of reformation.
                    Drama queen

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                    • #11
                      Re: ALOHA

                      Originally posted by Bryan Tamariki View Post
                      'Aloha' is a mistranslation of 'Aroha', the Polynesian and Māori word for 'love'. In New Zealand it is a greeting used exclusively by 'Takatāpui' (which loosely translates as 'Homersexual-Perverts').

                      The former bodybuilding homer and luke-warm Republican Arnold Schwaltzentreehugger is reputed to be from Australia.
                      Mr. Schwarzenegger is not from Australia but from Austria that´s two different countries.

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                      • #12
                        Re: ALOHA

                        Originally posted by someone else View Post
                        Hi People,
                        I thought i might say Hi,
                        so, Hi!
                        im from Aussie,
                        and i goto Caboolture Christian Church.

                        Fav Verse?
                        All of them
                        Well, den say "Hi" !
                        We don't speak no foreign languages here!
                        Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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                        • #13
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                          Well aren't some of you rather racist?

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                          • #14
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                            Originally posted by Sjkulla View Post
                            Well aren't some of you rather racist?
                            What a terrible thing to say. Rest assured, we don't condone racism here!

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                            True Christians are Perfect!

                            Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

                            Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

                            For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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                            • #15
                              Re: ALOHA

                              You may not condone it, but it is still there

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