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  • Crusader
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Aug 2007
    • 3

    #1

    Praise be to the Lord of Hosts, I have found this site.

    I would like to thank Brother V for helping turn my heart to the light, and show me the destructive path I was on. I look forward to fellowshipping with my fellow believers here. God bless you all!
  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #2
    Re: Praise be to the Lord of Hosts, I have found this site.

    Originally posted by Crusader View Post
    I would like to thank Brother V for helping turn my heart to the light, and show me the destructive path I was on. I look forward to fellowshipping with my fellow believers here. God bless you all!
    Welcome friend,

    So tell us about yourself. What was it that Brother V helped your escape Satan's grasp from? What is your favorite Bible passage?

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    • Brother V
      True Christian™ Nitric Oxide
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 3481

      #3
      Re: Praise be to the Lord of Hosts, I have found this site.

      Originally posted by Crusader View Post
      I would like to thank Brother V for helping turn my heart to the light, and show me the destructive path I was on. I look forward to fellowshipping with my fellow believers here. God bless you all!
      Praise Jesus you've made it.

      Friends, our dear new friend Brother Crusader will be hosting me and Armyguy at a protest of OZZFEST, on Friday, at Tinley Park; conveniently located about 20 miles from Sister Vivian B'Gatcho's residence.

      Praise Jesus.

      YIC
      V
      Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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      • Crusader
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        Under Investigation
        • Aug 2007
        • 3

        #4
        Re: Praise be to the Lord of Hosts, I have found this site.

        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
        Welcome friend,

        So tell us about yourself. What was it that Brother V helped your escape Satan's grasp from? What is your favorite Bible passage?
        The good Brother V was able to shake the bonds of the drunkard from me, and show me the error of my ways. Since the last time I communicated with him, not a drop of alcohol has touched my lips. God Bless him!

        My favorite passage of the Bible(KJV1611, of course) is Revelation 21:3 - And I heard a great voice out of heaven saying, Behold, the tabernacle of God is with men, and he will dwell with them, and they shall be his people, and God himself shall be with them, and be their God.

        It brings a tear to my eye each time I read it. That almighty God would live with His people for all of eternity, after those non-believers are thrown into the lake of fire.

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        • Crusader
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          Under Investigation
          • Aug 2007
          • 3

          #5
          Re: Praise be to the Lord of Hosts, I have found this site.

          My apologies, but I hit the "reply" button before I was finished. I am still learning about interacting on the internet, as until recently I thought it only for sodomites and false prophets.

          Until my recent transformation, my favorite verses were Proverbs 31:6&7 - Give strong drink unto him that is ready to perish, and wine unto those that be of heavy hearts. Let him drink, and forget his poverty, and remember his misery no more.

          It is only recently that, with Brother V's help, I've learned to embrace both a heavy heart and misery. It truely is a better life!

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #6
            Re: Praise be to the Lord of Hosts, I have found this site.

            Praise Jesus and welcome to God's favorite forum friend. I hope that you will listen carefully to the wise council of Brother V and stay on your knees praying to Jesus long and hard. Many rewards await those who persist. GLORY!!
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Pastor Al E Pistle
              Christ's Cōnsiliārius
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 9323

              #7
              Re: Praise be to the Lord of Hosts, I have found this site.

              Originally posted by Crusader View Post
              My apologies, but I hit the "reply" button before I was finished. I am still learning about interacting on the internet, as until recently I thought it only for sodomites and false prophets.

              Until my recent transformation, my favorite verses were Proverbs 31:6&7 - Give strong drink unto him that is ready to perish, and wine unto those that be of heavy hearts. Let him drink, and forget his poverty, and remember his misery no more.

              It is only recently that, with Brother V's help, I've learned to embrace both a heavy heart and misery. It truely is a better life!
              Welcome Good Brother! Sadly, Brother V sometimes falls back to the ways of Sister SUV and drinks more than he can chew. And sometimes he wakes up in the arms of what he will find in HELL if he does not change his ways. But you seem to be a righteous and honest Crusader, and left-handed at that, which indicates extreme intelligence. So join us in smiting the filthy heathen and spreading the word of GOD around the world....to those who are still alive.
              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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              • Brother Temperance
                Senior Usher
                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                A very nice young man
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15621

                #8
                Re: Praise be to the Lord of Hosts, I have found this site.

                Originally posted by Crusader View Post
                My apologies, but I hit the "reply" button before I was finished. I am still learning about interacting on the internet, as until recently I thought it only for sodomites and false prophets.

                Until my recent transformation, my favorite verses were Proverbs 31:6&7 - Give strong drink unto him that is ready to perish, and wine unto those that be of heavy hearts. Let him drink, and forget his poverty, and remember his misery no more.

                It is only recently that, with Brother V's help, I've learned to embrace both a heavy heart and misery. It truely is a better life!
                Praise! With the help of Our Lord, I have learnt to embrace a Godly, balanced lifestyle, so that I now live in poverty and misery, but with my head permanently full of strong drink! Anyway, any friend of Brother V's is a friend of Jesus, and any friend of Jesus' is a friend of mine.
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • Pastor Isaac Peters
                  Senior Pastor
                  Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                  Always Biblically correct
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 10639

                  #9
                  Re: Praise be to the Lord of Hosts, I have found this site.

                  I bid you welcome in Christ's abundant love.

                  Originally posted by Crusader View Post
                  My apologies, but I hit the "reply" button before I was finished. I am still learning about interacting on the internet, as until recently I thought it only for sodomites and false prophets.
                  It is true that the interwebs, originally developed for our Godly military, have become the playground for sodomites, gothtards, lie-bertarians, and other Christ-hating hellbound trash. But praise Jesus that we are reclaiming it for His glory!
                  This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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