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[Speedy_Mike]

Hi everyone. My name is Speedy Mike and I love me some Sweet Baby Jesus!

I attend Antioch Baptist Church is St Louis, MO. My Pastor is Rev William Collins Jr and I have 3 sons (I used to have 4, but one was a homo and I disowned him).

I make it up to Iowa frequently and would love to hang out with you great men of God!

[Speedy_Mike]

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Also, may favorite Bible verse is Proverbs 26:11

"As a dog returns to its vomit, so a tool repeats his foolishness."

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Welcome to God's favorite forum. Why are you so speedy, friend? Are you on fire for Jesus like I am?

What's your wife's best pie?

[Cranky Old Man]

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Welcome to our friendly forum!

[Alaska Assignation]

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Why hello Speed Mike, Have you ever stopped and smelled the the cooking, on god's forum... It smell's like fish. The Lord and Saviors favorite food

[Alaska Assignation]

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And don't forget to look at Over 2,000 Racial Slurs In a Month. For these terms will not be tolerated on Gods Favorite Forum.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=19343&highlight=Jesus+favorite+food

[Mrs. Rogers]

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And don't forget to look at Over 2,000 Racial Slurs In a Month. For these terms will not be tolerated on Gods Favorite Forum.
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...+favorite+food

What's so funny? Are you are racist?!

[Mrs. Rogers]

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The LORD does NOT take kindly to stalkers of elderly Christian ladies, you pervert! Thank goodness you were prevented from slobbering upon my profile.
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[James Hutchins]

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Interesting. Both you and black_Jew_Licorice attend the same Church.

[Sister Kitty]

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Hello Speedy. What did you do to make your son a homo?

[Luci Mourningstar]

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Hi everyone. My name is Speedy Mike and I love me some Sweet Baby Jesus!

I attend Antioch Baptist Church is St Louis, MO. My Pastor is Rev William Collins Jr and I have 3 sons (I used to have 4, but one was a homo and I disowned him).

Hello Speedy Mike.

You disowned your son?

Do you know about this command from God?:

Leviticus 20:13: "A man who sleeps with another man is an abomination and should be executed."

Just sayin'. Don't take MY word for it.

[Speedy_Mike]

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Hello Speedy. What did you do to make your son a homo?

Well.... hows that for a welcome. Why would you assume I did anything to make him a homo. That is just wrong. Clearly you assume I did something because you have skeletons in your own closet and were probably molested as a child. Shame on you Sister Kitty. Shame.

[Mrs. Rogers]

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Well.... hows that for a welcome. Why would you assume I did anything to make him a homo.
That is just wrong. Clearly you assume I did something because you have skeletons in your own closet and were probably molested as a child. Shame on you Sister Kitty. Shame.

Enjoy your infraction, you ghastly little man. As for your son, how much do you know with regard to what the Bible says about homosexuality? I see Sister Luci has given you one verse to consider.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Why would you assume I did anything to make him a homo.

So you refuse to take responsibility as well? Amazing how bad some people treat their own kids.

[Speedy_Mike]

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Enjoy your infraction, you ghastly little man. As for your son, how much do you know with regard to what the Bible says about homosexuality? I see Sister Luci has given you one verse to consider.

Interesting....... you look like a man dressed as a woman in your avatar. Is there something you would like to share with the class?