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Hello my sons. I have come to this forum form Ireland to educate myself in the Christian ways of Americans. I hope you will welcome me into your hearts as Jesus has welcomed all who love him. 
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Whose "Father" are you? I hope not of those altar boys? We have had a lot of drunk Irish papists on this forum over the years you know. If you are a catholic, do you come here to repent of that sin and become a True Christian™? Otherwise, why are you here?Originally posted by Father O'Shanahan View PostHello my sons. I have come to this forum form Ireland to educate myself in the Christian ways of Americans. I hope you will welcome me into your hearts as Jesus has welcomed all who love him.
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Re: Hello from Dublin
Hello and welcome. What is your opinion on American cars, like Chevrolets?
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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I am afraid that my vices are much more harmless then you expect!Originally posted by True Disciple View PostWhose "Father" are you? I hope not of those altar boys? We have had a lot of drunk Irish papists on this forum over the years you know. If you are a catholic, do you come here to repent of that sin and become a True Christian™? Otherwise, why are you here?
My only vices are that I have caught myself looking at beautiful Irish lasses a few times and sometimes I even overindulge myself with chocolate!
I am here to discover other Christians and was led to believe that this forum would be accepting to me by some of my parishioners.
I drive an old Opel Vectra, and have never driven any American cars. Sorry.Originally posted by Levi Jones View PostHello and welcome. What is your opinion on American cars, like Chevrolets?Thy Lord is my ShepherdComment
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Repent at once, sinner!Originally posted by Father O'Shanahan View PostI am afraid that my vices are much more harmless then you expect! My only vices are that I have caught myself looking at beautiful Irish lasses a few times and sometimes I even overindulge myself with chocolate!
Matthew 5:27-28:
Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery: But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.
We are as accepting of you as Jesus will be accepting of you when you stand before Him on Judgment Day:I am here to discover other Christians and was led to believe that this forum would be accepting to me by some of my parishioners.
Matthew 25:41:
Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels
Unless, of course, you repent now of your sins including serving the Whore of Babylon (aka the cathlyck church), and accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour!
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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How will the Lord Find you on Judgement Day? I have found this post from you:Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
You must repent and come to confession, my son. By the looks of this message and others I have seen, I need to come to Landover at once to convert you sinners to the true religion of Catholicism!Originally posted by True Disciple View PostThy Lord is my ShepherdComment
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No thanks. We already have a priest who posts here and we barely tolerate him. We have have met our diversity quota.Originally posted by Father O'Shanahan View PostChristians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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You want to cure gays by teaching them to be pedophiles? I don't follow your logic...Originally posted by Father O'Shanahan View Post
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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The Romanists do indeed have an interesting take on sexuality. They rightly oppose giving sodomites the special privilege of being married, but then they turn around and shelter kiddy-fiddlers. I guess they think it's an abomination only between consenting adults.Originally posted by True Disciple View PostYou want to cure gays by teaching them to be pedophiles? I don't follow your logic...This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
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Re: Hello from Dublin
The most interesting take on sexuality is that of your HEATHEN church!
All of you are a bunch of closeted homosexuals. If you confess to the Lord, he can begin the healing process and you just may keep yourself from eternal damnation!
If there is anything that places like this church needs right now it is a good old inquisition. I will go to the Pope and see if we can begin with you sodomites!
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Well, Mother Shanalanadingdong, I imagine you'd know all about closeted homosexuals . . .Originally posted by Father O'Shanahan View PostThe most interesting take on sexuality is that of your HEATHEN church!
All of you are a bunch of closeted homosexuals. If you confess to the Lord, he can begin the healing process and you just may keep yourself from eternal damnation!
If there is anything that places like this church needs right now it is a good old inquisition. I will go to the Pope and see if we can begin with you sodomites!Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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After having read posts in this forum I think I do.Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
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