[Levi Jones]

Re: Herro

the thing is, we dont actually sacrifice anything. we are very nature-loving and are very connected with nature. we are not evil. i guess you could call us hippies lol

Young lady, don't you know you are playing with fire by serving other gods?

Jeremiah 25:6
And go not after other gods to serve them, and to worship them, and provoke me not to anger with the works of your hands; and I will do you no hurt.


Deuteronomy 17:3
And hath gone and served other gods, and worshipped them, either the sun, or moon, or any of the host of heaven, which I have not commanded;

How much more clear can it get? You say you don't believe in Heaven or hell, but you see no problem dancing topless and barking at the moon?

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Herro

its really easy actually. all you have to do is be a guy become a wiccan and love women at the same time. its not as hard as people may think.

Please, I find it much more likely that you are lying to us about either your gender or your sexual orientation friend. In all of my years as a scientheist, I have never once even heard of a straight male Wiccan.

So which is it? Are you a gay man or are you a lesbian?

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: Herro

ts really easy actually. all you have to do is be a guy become a wiccan and love women at the same time. its not as hard as people may think.

We don't believe it's hard at all, son. Some time ago LBC false religion researchers discovered that the male wiccan sex organ is as soft and as useless as a melted marshmallow; this is due to the feminizing effect of worshiping goddesses and grovelling at the feet of high priestesses.

[raver23]

Re: Herro

Please, I find it much more likely that you are lying to us about either your gender or your sexual orientation friend. In all of my years as a scientheist, I have never once even heard of a straight male Wiccan.

So which is it? Are you a gay man or are you a lesbian?

hey you called me "friend" i didnt think i would accumulate any friends here.

Well i guess i would have to me a lesbian since i love women

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Herro

hey you called me "friend" i didnt think i would accumulate any friends here.

Well i guess i would have to me a lesbian since i love women

Hah! I knew it! Please do not try to slip one past us here, you foul temptress!

Now that we have that sorted out, please tell us why you are here. Is it to reject and repent of your abominable sexual appetites? I certainly hope so, as the Lord has no place reserved for lesbian sluts in heaven!

[Nathan B. Forrest]

Re: Herro

its really easy actually. all you have to do is be a guy become a wiccan and love women at the same time. its not as hard as people may think.

OK, so you're just some random guy (open to debate on that point) that just happened by here and don't share any of our beliefs, customs, or traditions, but this is supposed to be ok? What part of this:

" Where the worthwhile Worship. Unsaved are not welcome"

did you not get? I'm just asking....

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Herro

Brother Forrest, we have gotten this lesbian witch to admit to who she actually is. At this point, we need to offer her support if she wishes to reject her blasphemous lifestyle and come to Jesus.

My dear sweet raver, I implore you to turn your back on the wickedness that is Wicca. Open yourself to Jesus and let him fill your currently black and shriveled soul with His white hot Christian love!

Glory!

[raver23]

Re: Herro

Hah! I knew it! Please do not try to slip one past us here, you foul temptress!

Now that we have that sorted out, please tell us why you are here. Is it to reject and repent of your abominable sexual appetites? I certainly hope so, as the Lord has no place reserved for lesbian sluts in heaven!

wow..i guess you really cant pick up sarcasm through text...oh well...im pretty high right now so its probly just on my end


but anywho i am a guy and i can admit that i have taken it in the butt. funny story i got her to do me with a dildo...it was actually pretty fun....sooo i guess by your definition i am "homosexual"

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Herro

Oh dear, a drugged out lesbian liar has crept into our midst! Raver, you must reject your lifestyle choice of sapphic carnality and reach out to God this instant! Lesbian sodomy is perhaps the most deviant form of sexual perversion there is!

[Nathan B. Forrest]

Re: Herro

wow..i guess you really cant pick up sarcasm through text...oh well...im pretty high right now so its probly just on my end


but anywho i am a guy and i can admit that i have taken it in the butt. funny story i got her to do me with a dildo...it was actually pretty fun....sooo i guess by your definition i am "homosexual"

No, by our definition you're an unsaved godless commie freakshow who likes to take it in the pooper.

[raver23]

Re: Herro

No, by our definition you're an unsaved godless commie freakshow who likes to take it in the pooper.

i agree with you sir! thank you for clarification

[Sledge Riprock]

Re: Herro

i agree with you sir! thank you for clarification

You are a Divider, you do not Multiply. Your are of The Lord of the FLIES, your are the spawn of the Father of LIES. You are Blind to the Love of JESUS!

You Do Not SEE with pure EYES, you are UNCLEAR and Vague!

If You want to Know GOD, it is through HIM that your CONFUSION will be Clarified. Seek Him and you shall Find Clarity!

[raver23]

Re: Herro

You are a Divider, you do not Multiply. Your are of The Lord of the FLIES, your are the spawn of the Father of LIES. You are Blind to the Love of JESUS!

You Do Not SEE with pure EYES, you are UNCLEAR and Vague!

If You want to Know GOD, it is through HIM that your CONFUSION will be Clarified. Seek Him and you shall Find Clarity!

duude im waaay too high for you to be doin all those font changes n shit.

lol its really fun messing with you guys

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Herro

Listen little girl, you are the one that is going to be "messed with" by Satan for all eternity if you don't stop with the lesbian sodomy and the drugs! You think Hell is some sort of joke? Well, you couldn't be wronger if you tried!

Hell is real, and unless you want to be burned and raped and tortured for all time, you'd better straighten up and fly right!

How do think you'll ever find a Christian husband if you continue with your disgusting lesbian ways?

[Nathan B. Forrest]

Re: Herro

duude im waaay too high for you to be doin all those font changes n shit.

lol its really fun messing with you guys

Ah...a godless commie and a stoner, I KNEW it!!!!

Not for nothing, you gotta watch your mouth boy, we got women-folk around here.