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  • raver23
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Mar 2010
    • 27

    #31
    Re: Herro

    Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
    Listen little girl, you are the one that is going to be "messed with" by Satan for all eternity if you don't stop with the lesbian sodomy and the drugs! You think Hell is some sort of joke? Well, you couldn't be wronger if you tried!

    Hell is real, and unless you want to be burned and raped and tortured for all time, you'd better straighten up and fly right!

    How do think you'll ever find a Christian husband if you continue with your disgusting lesbian ways?
    dude as far as im concerned your going where your going. jesus only lets those who dont sin and abide by the 10 commandments right?

    oh yea and as a side note: how many points do u have to get to be banned? just wondering

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    • Nathan B. Forrest
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2010
      • 394

      #32
      Re: Herro

      Originally posted by raver23 View Post

      oh yea and as a side note: how many points do u have to get to be banned? just wondering
      Don't worry, we'll take care of that for you

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      • Capt. Aaron Portway
        One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
        Salvation from Above
        God's Favorite Pilot™
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2008
        • 6309

        #33
        Re: Herro

        Originally posted by raver23 View Post
        dude as far as im concerned your going where your going. jesus only lets those who dont sin and abide by the 10 commandments right?
        I think you had a train of thought going for a bit here, but it was derailed right near the end there. Were you trying to make a point about Salvation?

        Originally posted by raver23 View Post
        oh yea and as a side note: how many points do u have to get to be banned? just wondering
        I bet your brain is practically mush from all of the hard drugs you pump into your veins! Girl, I actually pity your lot in life, I really do.
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        • raver23
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Mar 2010
          • 27

          #34
          Re: Herro

          Originally posted by Nathan B. Forrest View Post
          Ah...a godless commie and a stoner, I KNEW it!!!!

          Not for nothing, you gotta watch your mouth boy, we got women-folk around here.
          duuuuuuuuuude ur "unsaved trash" too? awesome! *wifi-ve*!

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          • Professor Bessemer
            Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
            Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
            Darwin's Worst Nightmare
            True Christian™
            • May 2009
            • 2952

            #35
            Re: Herro

            Raver dear, even though I feel you are more than likely a lost cause, I will keep you in my prayers. Please, when the drugs have left your system, come back to us and reread this thread. I think you will see that we all just want what is best for you. And that is Jesus.

            Good luck my dear, I am afraid you will need all you can get!
            Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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            • Levi Jones
              Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
              Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
              Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
               
              • Jul 2009
              • 13930

              #36
              Re: Herro

              Originally posted by raver23 View Post
              duuuuuuuuuude ur "unsaved trash" too? awesome! *wifi-ve*!
              Brother Forrest would be a member by now, but his travels make it difficult for him to attend. One minute he's in the UK. The next he's in New York.

              It's a non-stop crazy life him, but we like to think of him as an honorary member.
              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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              • raver23
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Mar 2010
                • 27

                #37
                Re: Herro

                Originally posted by Nathan B. Forrest View Post
                Don't worry, we'll take care of that for you
                thanks man! good lookin out!

                Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
                I think you had a train of thought going for a bit here, but it was derailed right near the end there. Were you trying to make a point about Salvation?



                I bet your brain is practically mush from all of the hard drugs you pump into your veins! Girl, I actually pity your lot in life, I really do.
                lol i was actually asking you guys the question just so i have my facts straight. but if he only accepts those people then no one can get into heaven because no one is perfect and no one can not succumb to one of them.

                i actually dont do any hard drugs. the thought of a bunch of different toxic chemicals going thru my veins kinda scares me. all i do is smoke weed and im good with that

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                • Capt. Aaron Portway
                  One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                  Salvation from Above
                  God's Favorite Pilot™
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2008
                  • 6309

                  #38
                  Re: Herro

                  Originally posted by raver23 View Post
                  lol i was actually asking you guys the question just so i have my facts straight. but if he only accepts those people then no one can get into heaven because no one is perfect and no one can not succumb to one of them.
                  I'm still not all that clear on what your asking, but I'll try and explain the concept of Salvation to you, although I don't know why I'm bothering, as you will probably forget what I'm saying almost as soon as you read it.

                  Once a True Christian™ is Saved, they are no longer capable of sinning. Even though it took me three tries, I am now 100% sin-free and destined for Heaven.

                  1st John 1:7
                  But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.


                  Originally posted by raver23 View Post
                  i actually dont do any hard drugs. the thought of a bunch of different toxic chemicals going thru my veins kinda scares me. all i do is smoke weed and im good with that
                  You don't think marihuana is hard drug?!? No wonder you're such a confused girl!


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                  God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



                  Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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                  • raver23
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Mar 2010
                    • 27

                    #39
                    Re: Herro

                    Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View Post
                    Raver dear, even though I feel you are more than likely a lost cause, I will keep you in my prayers. Please, when the drugs have left your system, come back to us and reread this thread. I think you will see that we all just want what is best for you. And that is Jesus.

                    Good luck my dear, I am afraid you will need all you can get!
                    u know your probably right, im not going to remember this tomorrow. ill have to get high and read it lol. i bet that would be awesome!

                    Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                    Brother Forrest would be a member by now, but his travels make it difficult for him to attend. One minute he's in the UK. The next he's in New York.

                    It's a non-stop crazy life him, but we like to think of him as an honorary member.
                    u kno ive always wanted to go to the uk but just for scotland really. i bet that flight sucks too

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                    • raver23
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Mar 2010
                      • 27

                      #40
                      Re: Herro

                      Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
                      1st John 1:7
                      But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.




                      You don't think marihuana is hard drug?!? No wonder you're such a confused girl!


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                      ok in that quote it never states that you will be cleansed of all sin forever so idk where you got that from.

                      yes i dont think "marijuana" (yes you spelled it wrong) is a hard drug mainly because you dont snort or inject it intravenously. basically anything synthetic is a hard drug

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                      • Cranky Old Man
                        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                        You kids get off his lawn!
                         
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 22380

                        #41
                        Re: Herro

                        Originally posted by raver23 View Post
                        ok in that quote it never states that you will be cleansed of all sin forever so idk where you got that from. yes i dont think "marijuana" (yes you spelled it wrong) is a hard drug mainly because you dont snort or inject it intravenously. basically anything synthetic is a hard drug
                        Are you related to John Smith? Why do you never use capital letters?
                        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                        • raver23
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Mar 2010
                          • 27

                          #42
                          Re: Herro

                          Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                          Are you related to John Smith? Why do you never use capital letters?
                          no i dont think i am. the only reason i dont type with capitals is because it hinders my typing speed.

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                          • Cranky Old Man
                            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                            You kids get off his lawn!
                             
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 22380

                            #43
                            Re: Herro

                            Originally posted by raver23 View Post
                            the only reason i dont type with capitals is because it hinders my typing speed.
                            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                            • Levi Jones
                              Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                              Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                              Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                               
                              • Jul 2009
                              • 13930

                              #44
                              Re: Herro

                              Originally posted by raver23 View Post
                              no i dont think i am. the only reason i dont type with capitals is because it hinders my typing speed.
                              It also makes denotes you as an imbecile. There is a way to make you take longer on your posts.

                              Believe me. The details matter to Jesus!
                              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                              • BelieverInGod
                                Fourm Member
                                Forum Member
                                • Feb 2010
                                • 9269

                                #45
                                Re: Herro

                                Originally posted by raver23 View Post
                                no i dont think i am. the only reason i dont type with capitals is because it hinders my typing speed.
                                So they no longer teach that accuracy is more important than speed?
                                Drama queen

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