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  • John123
    Unsaved trash
    • Apr 2010
    • 1

    #1

    Young sinner rendered impotent by his rage

    Hey Faggots,

    My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

    Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening
  • Mrs. Rogers
    compassion personified
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2692

    #2
    Re: Young sinner rendered impotent by his rage

    Originally posted by John123 View Post
    This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
    I'll have to take your word for it, dear. Christian ladies just don't do that sort of thing.
    True Christians are Perfect!

    Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

    Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

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    • The Hand
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2010
      • 419

      #3
      Re: Young sinner rendered impotent by his rage

      That post was straight out of the virgin textbook.

      Virginity is nothing to be ashamed of, John123. Don't pretend you are something you are not. Be true to yourself. Who knows, maybe one day you'll meet the right girl who appreciates you for who you are, and who isn't concerned about your ugliness, or impotence, or weakness, or whatever has held you back for so long.

      May you find peace one day.
      May the call of Jihad be forever outshined, outmatched, and outlasted by the The LORD's Crusade, to the end of eternity and the extinction of mortal flesh. Let those who march against it in His name be as giants - pure of heart, strong of body, honored, invulnerable. May those warriors be burning stars in the firmament of battle, angels of death on shining wings, bringing swift annihilation to the enemies of CHRIST. Amen.

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      • Nathan B. Forrest
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2010
        • 394

        #4
        Re: Young sinner rendered impotent by his rage

        Originally posted by John123 View Post
        Hey Faggots,

        My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

        Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening

        Ok so you find some perverted pleasure by going into someones house and pretty much stomping on their beliefs, thoughts, and culture. Wow, you're an internet tough guy and I'm sure by doing this you feel so much better about yourself. I shall pray for you and hope you can find salvation at some point before you descend into the hellfire and torture that is hell. I fear you are 98% of the way there..

        -Nate

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        • BelieverInGod
          Fourm Member
          Forum Member
          • Feb 2010
          • 9269

          #5
          Re: Young sinner rendered impotent by his rage

          Originally posted by John123 View Post
          Hey Faggots,
          I'm a woman.

          My name is John, and I hate every single one of you.
          That's nice, I usually need to at least meet someone to hate them.

          All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world.
          How does looking at pictures make one bad?

          Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy?
          I have 6 cats, what does that have to do with anything? Do you want a cat? Because I know a few that are looking for a good home.

          I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level.
          Uhhh..... we force people to come onto this board so we can make fun of them?

          This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
          Well if you'd rather be doing that, then go back to facebook. Nobody's forcing you to stay.

          Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot.
          Have they developed that option for TCP/IP yet?

          I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team.



          What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening
          So you're with a woman and you would rather be on the Internet calling people "fags"? I think somebody is over compensating for his lack of interest in women. If you contact one of the Pastors here, they should be able to get you into their ex-homosexual program. It seems to be effective.
          Drama queen

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          • Cranky Old Man
            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
            You kids get off his lawn!
             
            • Jan 2010
            • 22379

            #6
            Re: Young sinner rendered impotent by his rage

            Originally posted by John123 View Post
            I'm pretty much perfect.
            In your dreams. In real life you are a very big loser.

            jerking off to pictures on facebook
            Your obsession with porn is getting the better of you. To make sure you stop staring at porn you now have to poke your own eyes out! The Bible is very clear on that: Mark 9:47 "And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire". Since you can still see porn with one eye, you will have to poke both of them out.

            You are probably also an obsessive compulsive masturbator. The Bible is very clear on what you have to do about that. You have to rent a chainsaw and remove your hand! Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched". To be on the safe side you might want to remove both hands.

            And after you poked your eyes out and removed your hands you have to start reading your KJV1611 Holy Bible to prevent eternal damnation to hell .
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29453

              #7
              Re: Young sinner rendered impotent by his rage

              Another 12 year old little boy, wanting to be a Homer but afraid to come out of the closet.
              Son, spit on Jesus if you must, he will get the last laugh as He tosses you down the garbage chute to Hell.
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • GOD=life
                WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                True Christian™
                • Jan 2010
                • 3263

                #8
                Re: Young sinner rendered impotent by his rage

                Plagiarized from here:

                I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                Matthew 7:22
                Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                • Pastor Isaac Peters
                  Senior Pastor
                  Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                  Always Biblically correct
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 10639

                  #9
                  Re: Young sinner rendered impotent by his rage

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                  • humble servant
                    Forum Member
                    • Apr 2010
                    • 77

                    #10
                    Re: Young sinner rendered impotent by his rage

                    John123 is most definitely a homosexual with not enough experience in life or knowledge of God to have any real confidence.

                    John123, find your confidence in the Lord - that will give you all of the self-esteem that you need and you can be proud in serving Him instead of wasting your time making up falsehoods about what is happening in your life. I also believe that you have never had relations so at this point in your closeted homosexual life you should ask the Lord to forgive you for your sins and to perish your evil thoughts.

                    Furthermore, you must stop thinking of men and being with men in a physical and evil way. The more you think of it then the more chance that you have of molding yourself into a homosexual. Make your choice to be a heterosexual now and a servant of the Lord now and you might yet be saved.

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                    • repented harlot70
                      Forum Member
                      • Mar 2010
                      • 213

                      #11
                      Re: Young sinner rendered impotent by his rage

                      7Consider what I say; and the Lord give thee understanding in all things.

                      8Remember that Jesus Christ of the seed of David was raised from the dead according to my gospel:

                      9Wherein I suffer trouble, as an evil doer, even unto bonds; but the word of God is not bound.

                      10Therefore I endure all things for the elect's sakes, that they may also obtain the salvation which is in Christ Jesus with eternal glory.

                      11It is a faithful saying: For if we be dead with him, we shall also live with him:

                      12If we suffer, we shall also reign with him: if we deny him, he also will deny us:

                      13If we believe not, yet he abideth faithful: he cannot deny himself.

                      14Of these things put them in remembrance, charging them before the Lord that they strive not about words to no profit, but to the subverting of the hearers.

                      15Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth.

                      16But shun profane and vain babblings: for they will increase unto more ungodliness.

                      17And their word will eat as doth a canker: of whom is Hymenaeus and Philetus;

                      18Who concerning the truth have erred, saying that the resurrection is past already; and overthrow the faith of some.

                      19Nevertheless the foundation of God standeth sure, having this seal, The Lord knoweth them that are his. And, let every one that nameth the name of Christ depart from iniquity.

                      20But in a great house there are not only vessels of gold and of silver, but also of wood and of earth; and some to honour, and some to dishonour.

                      21If a man therefore purge himself from these, he shall be a vessel unto honour, sanctified, and meet for the master's use, and prepared unto every good work.

                      22Flee also youthful lusts: but follow righteousness, faith, charity, peace, with them that call on the Lord out of a pure heart.

                      23But foolish and unlearned questions avoid, knowing that they do gender strifes.

                      24And the servant of the Lord must not strive; but be gentle unto all men, apt to teach, patient,

                      25In meekness instructing those that oppose themselves; if God peradventure will give them repentance to the acknowledging of the truth;

                      26And that they may recover themselves out of the snare of the devil, who are taken captive by him at his will.

                      2 Timothy 2:7-26



                      You oppose yourself, so this is the perfect place for you to be, young fornicator.

                      Please realize that your "perfection" will not save you from your coach class ticket to Hell that you are on.

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                      • The Dribble
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Mar 2010
                        • 21

                        #12
                        Re: Young sinner rendered impotent by his rage


                        You think your funny? Real funny faggots. you think this is a joke?
                        yea making fun of me is so funny, so funny i forgot to laugh. I'm tired of getting dogged on by you faggots all the time whenever i respond to anything or any thread. If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so i can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. yea you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but i bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this.Don't want anymore problems....didn't think so faggots. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is.? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin pieces of unpatriotic SHIT. Pic related: I'm on the african american on the right. Don't fuck w/ me.

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                        • James Dewitt
                          #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 6267

                          #13
                          Re: Young sinner rendered impotent by his rage

                          Originally posted by The Dibble View Post

                          You think your funny? Real funny faggots. you think this is a joke?
                          yea making fun of me is so funny, so funny i forgot to laugh. I'm tired of getting dogged on by you faggots all the time whenever i respond to anything or any thread. If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so i can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. yea you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but i bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this.Don't want anymore problems....didn't think so faggots. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is.? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherpiffleers. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin pieces of unpatriotic SHIT. Pic related: I'm on the african american on the right. Don't piffle w/ me.
                          Look lady I do not know what your problem is, but we do not like threats. Not that you scare me at all, we just don't tolerate that sort of thing. As to you being a US Marine I doubt it very much. They do not let raging Lesbos in it.

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                          • Wide-Open
                            Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                            A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                            Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                            True Christian™
                            • Nov 2007
                            • 18449

                            #14
                            Re: Young sinner rendered impotent by his rage

                            Originally posted by The Dibble View Post
                            I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this.
                            Oh really!

                            OK: go ahead! We are waiting.
                            Psalm 81:10:
                            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                            • Pastor Isaac Peters
                              Senior Pastor
                              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                              Always Biblically correct
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 10639

                              #15
                              Re: Young sinner rendered impotent by his rage

                              Originally posted by The Dibble View Post
                              (boring nonsense deleted)
                              Sister BelieverInGod has already posted your pic in this thread.
                              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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