[Pantaloons]

Re: Aloha.

Lutheran? You are not even a Christian, a Mary worshiping wanna be.

If it made you feel better to say that, I'm glad it did. [:

[Pantaloons]

Re: Aloha.

We are nice to you, a new visitor, and in exchange you call a nice lady a "goose"? And the terrible thing said here was you confessing to be a lutheran. Someone who ignores all but the fluffy parts of the Holy Bible. Why so much hate? What did Jesus ever do to you?

Why you need to follow the entire KJV1611 Holy Bible: 2 Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"

Why it is very important to avoid hell (you are heading straight for it at the moment): Psalm 9:17 "The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God." Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched"

If you say that accusing a fellow christian of "spitting in Jesus' face" is nice, then I'm sorry if what I said is offensive. :]

Like I said, I'm just trying to be firm in my faith. If you want to cast me away to the demons then great, I'll smile the whole way.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Aloha.

Well, I was born in Kansas but I live in Maryland.
Er.. St. Luke Lutheran Church.
Hahaa, no, I'm too young for things like that.
Ugh, no, it's about ninety and incredibly humid.

Maryland eh? Just up the road from me. Too crowded there, drivers are crazy!
Ah, a luteran, too bad, I guess here is always room in Hell for one more though you are young enough to convert and be Saved(r). Son, once you become a Baptist, live by the KJV Bible, your life will never be the same.
Too young? I was courting at 15, married at 17 to the love of my life, 4 years my junior. She was pregnant with the Second Son for Christ(c) by the time I was 18. Friend, you are not getting any younger. You do not want to fritter your life away being a silly child. You are an adult now, time to buck up and take responsibility.
I asked about being chilly as you said your were brisk.

[Pantaloons]

Re: Aloha.

Maryland eh? Just up the road from me. Too crowded there, drivers are crazy!
Ah, a luteran, too bad, I guess here is always room in Hell for one more though you are young enough to convert and be Saved®. Son, once you become a Baptist, live by the KJV Bible, your life will never be the same.
Too young? I was courting at 15, married at 17 to the love of my life, 4 years my junior. She was pregnant with the Second Son for Christ© by the time I was 18. Friend, you are not getting any younger. You do not want to fritter your life away being a silly child. You are an adult now, time to buck up and take responsibility.
I asked about being chilly as you said your were brisk.

I know, right? I hate it.
I'm trying to explore my options. I'm more or less Lutheran by default since my mother is and I was baptized as Lutheran ( not like I could do anything about it since I was three..? Or so..? )
I used to go to my friend's baptist church ALLLLLLL the time, it was fun and not stuffy and boring, the only thing that I didn't like about it were the kids, but hey can't have your cake and eat it too. But mommy dearest didn't like it.
Urgh, I have a few months I want to hold onto the last few dregs of childhood for as long as I can. ;P

Ah, haha. I wish I were chilly.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Aloha.

If you want to cast me away to the demons then great, I'll smile the whole way.

[Pantaloons]

Re: Aloha.

Word. ;P

[GOD=life]

Re: Aloha.

Word. ;P

chill homie. uptown yo. money on da big man yo

(I am well-versed in various sub-culture dialects, as I've just demonstrated)

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Aloha.

If you say that accusing a fellow christian of "spitting in Jesus' face" is nice, then I'm sorry if what I said is offensive. :]

Like I said, I'm just trying to be firm in my faith. If you want to cast me away to the demons then great, I'll smile the whole way.

Look, we're trying to help you here. We aren't casting you to the demons, it's you serving yourself up on a platter to them! Lutherans do NOT follow the Bible, not all of it, as God commands. Just the parts they like. There is hope for you. Put away your shock, we all understand you've been fed lies and you're young enough that you haven't learned to see through them yet. Stay here, learn from us about what the Bible really says, and what God requires of us and you can have a truly blissful future. Not only in this world, but much more importantly in the next. We ARE here for you. But you have to be willing to put your outrage at your misconceptions being challenged aside. Listen, read, ask questions (respectfully). And we can get you off the path of damnation and show you the way to Salvation.

The choice is yours. We will be here for you if you open your heart to the full truth of Jesus. If you close your mind to His word, I will be sad, but won't grieve for long. So many damn themselves and I canot pity them all.

I'm praying you make the right choice.

[Pantaloons]

Re: Aloha.

chill homie. uptown yo. money on da big man yo

(I am well-versed in various sub-culture dialects, as I've just demonstrated)

I see what you did thurrrr. ;P

( I applaud you, mighty skills there my friend, mighty skills.)

[Sister Kitty]

Re: Aloha.

I see what you did thurrrr. ;P

( I applaud you, mighty skills there my friend, mighty skills.)

What we're trying to do is guide you into Jesus' loving arms. Will you let us help you or will you continue drifting down the river to Eternal Damnation?

[Pantaloons]

Re: Aloha.

Of course, I understand what you're saying there's no need to be hostile though. [:

[Pantaloons]

Re: Aloha.

That was meant to be a period not a comma.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Aloha.

No one is being hostile son, you are within the loving confines of the LBC.