Greetings :)

[childofman]

Hello there fellow worshippers.

My name is Sarah and I'm here to become more interested in the online Christian community and this seemed like a suitable starting place. I hope to meet some great like-minded people and expand my knowledge of religion. I won't speak too much about myself, but I haven't been to church in a while. However, I pray each night and say grace before meals. I don't know much about The Bible, as my family wasn't much into Christianity. But I am looking for somewhere stable in my life at the moment, and this seemed like a good place to start.

I hope you all can offer me some guidance and that I can learn tremendous things from The Bible on your website.

Sarah

[Levi Jones]

Re: Greetings

Hello Sarah and welcome.

Do you have your husband's permission to be here?

[childofman]

Re: Greetings

Hello Sarah and welcome.

Do you have your husband's permission to be here?

Mr. Jones,

Thank-you for your warm welcome. Yes, my husband has given me permission to post on your wonderful website. He is with me here, actually. We are loving the posts.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Greetings

Mr. Jones,

Thank-you for your warm welcome. Yes, my husband has given me permission to post on your wonderful website. He is with me here, actually. We are loving the posts.

That's wonderful. How many Soldiers for Christ have you borne him? How is your cooking? What's the best pie you make him?

[childofman]

Re: Greetings

That's wonderful. How many Soldiers for Christ have you borne him? How is your cooking? What's the best pie you make him?

We have four amazing Soldiers. And I believe my cooking is adequate for them all Do you yourself have any Soldiers for Christ?

[Levi Jones]

Re: Greetings

We have four amazing Soldiers. And I believe my cooking is adequate for them all Do you yourself have any Soldiers for Christ?

I have three. Two godly sons and one daughter.

How quickly can you field dress a deer?

[childofman]

Re: Greetings

I have three. Two godly sons and one daughter.

How quickly can you field dress a deer?

The children sound wonderful.

And as for field dressing deer, I'm afraid there is no need for that where I live. However, we have been camping in the woodland, and my husband did the dressing for me.

[Jedediah]

Re: Greetings

Hello and welcome. I couldn't help but notice that the Scripture in your signature is but a fraction of Galatians 2:20, and it is from a false version of the Bible. The KJV 1611 is the only true, perfect version of the Bible, and all other English translations are the work of Satan - created to sow discord among the the flock.

Galations 2:20 correctly reads as follows:

I am crucified with Christ: nevertheless I live; yet not I, but Christ liveth in me: and the life which I now live in the flesh I live by the faith of the Son of God, who loved me, and gave himself for me.

A glorious Scripture indeed. Please share with us some of your other favorite verses!

So how did you come to walk with Christ? Did you go through dark times? Please, share your testimony.

YIC

[Levi Jones]

Re: Greetings

The children sound wonderful.

And as for field dressing deer, I'm afraid there is no need for that where I live. However, we have been camping in the woodland, and my husband did the dressing for me.

Right. I forgot. It would have to be a feral pig or a kangaroo.

Why haven't the two of you joined a godly Independent Baptist church?

[TruePath]

Re: Greetings

I hope you all can offer me some guidance

Wa'Salaamun'Aleykum

Here is the best guidance anyone will ever give you: Join Islam, become a Muslim.

Say this prayer out loud and you are a Muslim:

Bismillahirrahmanirrahim
Eshedu en la ilahe illallah ve eshedu enne Muhammeden abduhu ve Resuluhu.
Amin.

You can thank me in Heaven.

[childofman]

Re: Greetings

Hello and welcome. I couldn't help but notice that the Scripture in your signature is but a fraction of Galatians 2:20, and it is from a false version of the Bible. The KJV 1611 is the only true, perfect version of the Bible, and all other English translations are the work of Satan - created to sow discord among the the flock.

Galations 2:20 correctly reads as follows:
[CENTER]I am crucified with Christ: nevertheless I live; yet not I, but Christ liveth in me: and the life which I now live in the flesh I live by the faith of the Son of God, who loved me, and gave himself for me.

[LEFT]A glorious Scripture indeed. Please share with us some of your other favorite verses!

So how did you come to walk with Christ? Did you go through dark times? Please, share your testimony.

YIC

Thank-you for correcting that, I wasn't aware. I need to get a new copy of The Bible. I would have to say that is amongst my favorite verses, as well as parts of Luke 10:27 and Matthew 26:52-54. What are your favorite verses?

I can to walk with Christ through my family. I was baptized as a baby and was bought up in a loosely religious family. Since I have moved out of home and bore my own Soldiers for Christ, I have realized how much I have lost my connection to God and his son on Earth, Jesus. Recently, some of my family has passed and my life has got off track a little. That is why I realized I need to turn back to Christ for guidance and a fresh start.

Right. I forgot. It would have to be a feral pig or a kangaroo.

Why haven't the two of you joined a godly Independent Baptist church?

Yes, haha. There are some deer in the woodlands though, and we have slain two or so. And as for joining a Baptist church, we are looking around. But at the moment, there are none in our neighborhood We're soon moving to a larger city though, and there are numerous Baptist churches. I look forward to the Sunday sermons.

[TruePath]

Re: Greetings

I look forward to the Sunday sermons.

Those sunday sermons will only hasten your journey to eternal hellfire where you will scream out in agony as your skin burns and each time it is burnt it will be renewed so you can taste the flames all over again. You will be hungry but all you will have to eat is the fruit of the Zakkum tree which tastes so bitter you will cry out for water but fear not as there is an abundance of boiling water to drink!

Or become a Muslim and you will go to Heaven where there is a palm tree so big that its shade takes 40 days camel journey to pass. There are beautiful gardens and rivers of 7 different kinds of wine that do not give you headaches. You will be greeted by doe eyed Houri's who are perpetual virgins and your manhood in Heaven will be eternally erect that you can taste the pleasures of the perpetual virgins forever. Each time you know them they will always be virgins.

Become a Muslim now and don't miss out!

[Cranky Old Man]

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Become a Muslim now and don't miss out!

Why are you trying to send people to the eternal fires of hell? Are you afraid you would otherwise be lonely in hell?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Greetings

Thank-you for correcting that, I wasn't aware. I need to get a new copy of The Bible.

Please see my sermon on the subject of "How to know which Bible version is the TRUE Word of God" HERE.

I can to walk with Christ through my family. I was baptized as a baby and was bought up in a loosely religious family.

SCREEEEEECH!

If you were "baptised as a baby" then you must have been raised a papist! They aren't even Christians!

[childofman]

Re: Greetings

If you were "baptised as a baby" then you must have been raised a papist! They aren't even Christians!

Pastor, I also said I was raised in a "loosely religious family" meaning that we never attended church, learnt about The Bible or said grace at mealtimes. Once I found my path to Christ some while ago, I did not teach myself "papist" beliefs. Please do not be assumptive so quickly. I am an avid believer in God and Jesus and just came here to praise in their names and find direction in my life.

PS. Could you explain to me how a Baptist Church believes that baptizing is unholy or papist?

Jesus is with you