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  • Prayerbob
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    • Apr 2010
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    #1

    New soul

    Hello there my name is Bob.
    I am so happy I found this forum!
    You guys know exactly how the world works and I wish to learn alot more from you.
    Now don't take me wrong but I am kind of new to this. All my life there has been no doubt there was someone allmighty watching over me. But all the heathens around me (gay people, vegetarians, sluts... the lot) kept me from listening to my one true call, Christ!
    I am now searching for a church to join who teaches the true ways and I am reading every page on the website and the bible. I learn so much from you guys.

    So do you mind giving me some hints/tips to better my life? Or am I allready doomed by the heithens in my life? (I have never done anything against god's will)

    Thanks for everything and keep up the good work!
    I'll be studying my eyes out! Amen!
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: New soul

      Please tell us about yourself. How old are you? What church do you attend?

      If you'd like to learn about our church, THIS is a good place to start.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Levi Jones
          Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
          Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
          Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
           
          • Jul 2009
          • 13930
          #3
          Re: New soul

          Originally posted by Prayerbob View Post
          Hello there my name is Bob.
          I am so happy I found this forum!
          You guys know exactly how the world works and I wish to learn alot more from you.
          Aw, Bob. Flattery will get you nowhere.

          Originally posted by Prayerbob View Post
          Now don't take me wrong but I am kind of new to this. All my life there has been no doubt there was someone allmighty watching over me. But all the heathens around me (gay people, vegetarians, sluts... the lot) kept me from listening to my one true call, Christ!
          I am now searching for a church to join who teaches the true ways and I am reading every page on the website and the bible. I learn so much from you guys.
          So far so good.

          Originally posted by Prayerbob View Post
          So do you mind giving me some hints/tips to better my life? Or am I allready doomed by the heithens in my life?
          No one is doomed except those who have blasphemed the Holy Spirt. Recommended reading.

          "Noobs" please read this before posting.
          READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!
          Debunking common myths about Christianity
          Read all the stickies here as well.

          Teaching His Word

          Originally posted by Prayerbob View Post
          (I have never done anything against god's will)
          Friend there's no need to lie as "All have fallen short of the glory of God."

          Originally posted by Prayerbob View Post
          Thanks for everything and keep up the good work!
          I'll be studying my eyes out! Amen!
          Amen!
          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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            • Prayerbob
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              • Apr 2010
              • 9
              #4
              Re: New soul

              Oh I am sorry I didnt inform you to the fullest.
              I guess I was too exited to keep on reading this website.
              But anyway.
              I am bob as you might know, I am 54 years old. Recently got married to a good woman who can cook god's meals, and live by his rules.
              I attend the Babtist Union of Sweden and follow god's word precisely.
              Baptist Union of Sweden - Wikipedia
              http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baptist_Union_of_Sweden


              Thanks for all the info. This may sound crazy but I am overwhelmed by joy!

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                • Brother Enoch
                  The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2008
                  • 4392
                  #5
                  Re: New soul

                  Originally posted by Prayerbob View Post
                  Oh I am sorry I didnt inform you to the fullest.
                  I guess I was too exited to keep on reading this website.
                  But anyway.
                  I am bob as you might know, I am 54 years old. Recently got married to a good woman who can cook god's meals, and live by his rules.
                  I attend the Babtist Union of Sweden and follow god's word precisely.
                  Baptist Union of Sweden - Wikipedia
                  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baptist_Union_of_Sweden


                  Thanks for all the info. This may sound crazy but I am overwhelmed by joy!
                  Welcome. It's understandable that you are overwhelmed by joy, I am often consumed by joy myself. Sometimes it erupts, and I dance in the streets. But, please, in the future you must capitalize God. Disrespect does not amuse the Lord.

                  Le:24:16: And he that blasphemeth the name of the LORD, he shall surely be put to death, and all the congregation shall certainly stone him: as well the stranger, as he that is born in the land, when he blasphemeth the name of the LORD, shall be put to death.

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                    • Prayerbob
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                      • Apr 2010
                      • 9
                      #6
                      Re: New soul

                      Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                      Now, please, in the future you must capitalize God. Disrespect does not amuse the Lord.
                      I am truly sorry for my blasphemy!
                      My English is not too good so typing it may cause me to make mistake's

                      This shall not happen again as GOD is my witness.

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                        • Sister Kitty
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Mar 2010
                          • 857
                          #7
                          Re: New soul

                          Please tell us what your favorite Book of the Bible is. And why.
                          Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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                            • Prayerbob
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                              • Apr 2010
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                              Re: New soul

                              Originally posted by Sister Kitty View Post
                              Please tell us what your favorite Book of the Bible is. And why.
                              My favorite Book of the Bible is The Kings James Bible.
                              Why? Because this is what you say I must read so I do. When you say it is the best, then it must be. My humble opinion is of no use.

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                                • Sister Kitty
                                  True Christian™
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Mar 2010
                                  • 857
                                  #9
                                  Re: New soul

                                  Originally posted by Prayerbob View Post
                                  My favorite Book of the Bible is The Kings James Bible.
                                  Why? Because this is what you say I must read so I do. When you say it is the best, then it must be. My humble opinion is of no use.
                                  Are you trying to be funny? Because you are not amusing me.

                                  Genesis is a Book of the Bible. Exodus is a Book of the Bible. Leviticus is a Book of the Bible. Numbers is a Book of the Bible. Do you get the idea?

                                  Now which is your favorite, and why.
                                  Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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                                    • Cranky Old Man
                                      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                      You kids get off his lawn!
                                       
                                      • Jan 2010
                                      • 22373
                                      #10
                                      Re: New soul

                                      Originally posted by Prayerbob View Post
                                      My humble opinion is of no use.
                                      Amen to that Brother.
                                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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