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  • Diemaco
    Unsaved trash, teenaged demon
    • Apr 2010
    • 8

    #1

    Hello.

    Heya there.

    I'm not sure where to start exactly, so I will just offer that I'm here to kind of test the waters for religion in and of itself; I by no means am here to flame people or what have you, and I accept whole-heartedly that the people here will obviously have drastically different opinions than I. Well, I'd love to learn about these opinions and have some intelligent discussion with people that are obviously very well-versed with their faith and very in-touch with their god.

    I'm not sure what the harsh welcome was about, but I'd also enjoy making friends here. I hear there are plenty of atheists here, but surely there are also true Christians that enjoy a bit of Dream Theater, Rush, maybe some Winds and Masterplan?
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78553

    #2
    Re: Hello.

    This is a Christian forum. The unsaved are not welcome here. We are not even slightly interested in your unsaved opinions or advice. Do not post links to your favorite satanic music and so on, or you will be asked to leave.

    If you keep a respectful tongue in your head and work hard to accept Jesus, then you'll be allowed to stay. If you want to learn more abour our doctrines, THIS is the best thread to start with.

    Jesus has called you here for a reason. I'll be praying for you.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Brother Alex
      True Christian™ Creation Cosmologist
      Strong in Spirit and Filled With Christ's Wisdom
      A Greater Genius Than Einstein, Hawking, and Sagan Combined
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2010
      • 860

      #3
      Re: Hello.

      Welcome Demonco. Why do you hate Jesus?
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      The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God.
      (Psalm 9:17)

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      • Diemaco
        Unsaved trash, teenaged demon
        • Apr 2010
        • 8

        #4
        Re: Hello.

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        This is a Christian forum. The unsaved are not welcome here. We are not even slightly interested in your unsaved opinions or advice.
        That is most unfortunate. I do, however, respect your position on the matter; I'm sorry I caused you this grief.

        If you keep a respectful tongue in your head and work hard to accept Jesus, then you'll be allowed to stay. If you want to learn more abour our doctrines, THIS is the best thread to start with.
        I was very sure to read that prior to joining. It was stated here that I was welcome to sit in, so to speak, and take a peek at how your faith works to learn more about it; I only wish to maintain an air of peace about this forum and I wouldn't purposely mean to make anyone feel hated or misunderstood. However, my acceptance of Jesus as my savior is another question for another day.

        Jesus has called you here for a reason. I'll be praying for you.
        Perhaps. We'll see, I suppose; best wishes to you and everyone else on the forum as well.

        Originally posted by Alexander Jonsson
        Welcome Demonco. Why do you hate Jesus?
        I don't. I believe Jesus did a good thing, inspiring hope in the people that followed him.

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        • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
          Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
           
          • Jun 2007
          • 6572

          #5
          Re: Hello.

          Originally posted by Diemaco View Post
          I believe Jesus did a good thing, inspiring hope in the people that followed him.
          In that case, you'll want to skip straight to our Tithing FAQ.
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          • Diemaco
            Unsaved trash, teenaged demon
            • Apr 2010
            • 8

            #6
            Re: Hello.

            Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
            In that case, you'll want to skip straight to our Tithing FAQ.
            I'm afraid that's something I simply will not do until I am at better understanding with all my options. I want to fill the niche that feels most like I am meant to fill it before I start acting like I'm already part of another niche, if you know where I'm coming from.

            Sorry.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78553

              #7
              Re: Hello.

              Originally posted by Diemaco View Post
              I'm afraid that's something I simply will not do until I am at better understanding with all my options. I want to fill the niche that feels most like I am meant to fill it before I start acting like I'm already part of another niche, if you know where I'm coming from.

              Sorry.
              Are you making a pass at Brother Jeb?
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Cranky Old Man
                Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                You kids get off his lawn!
                 
                • Jan 2010
                • 22361

                #8
                Re: Hello.

                Originally posted by Diemaco View Post
                if you know where I'm coming from
                Not a clue. I am quite sure about where you are heading though: Hell!

                Why it is very important to avoid hell (you are heading straight for it at the moment): Psalm 9:17 "The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God." Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched"
                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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