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  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22362

    #16
    Re: Hey there

    Originally posted by Sister Jane Doe View Post
    I'm not getting "uppity and hysterical"
    Calm down dear! Jesus loves you!
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78553

      #17
      Re: Hey there

      Originally posted by Sister Jane Doe View Post
      I'm not getting "uppity and hysterical", I was simply stating the fact that I don't see the need to ask for my father's permission to visit a church website.
      And the reason I don't go to church is because out of all the churches that I've been to in the past, just about everyone (except for a few scattered here and there) are such hypocrites and are only "Godly" for a few hours on Sunday and on special holidays like Christmas. Not to mention the fact that the Lakewood "church" that's on TV all the time just sickens me.
      I'd prefer to hang out with my friends to pray and study the Bible.
      Calm down, girl! Is this your unclean time of the month? Is that why you're so uppity?

      Don't you know that you need to have either your husband's or your father's permission to speak?

      1 Timothy 2:11-15
      Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29453

        #18
        Re: Hey there

        Sorry, BIG but any woman of marrying age who is not married ASAP is kicking dirt at God's feet. Every day you spend in your youth not having a baby in the belly from your husband is a day you sneered at Him. I married when I was 18 to my first wife (R.I.P.) when she was 15 (parental consent granted). I have been married nearly constantly since. Up until my current wife dried up like a prune, we have had a baby in the belly all the time except for the one month 'recuperative' period she spends in her private shack out back.
        Seeing young women waste these critical productive years really gets my dander up. Mind my words missy, when you are in your fifties and cannot have more children, you will look back at your mis-spent youth and cry with regrets.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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