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  • Sister Jane Doe
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Apr 2010
    • 4

    #1

    Hey there

    I'm female. Single. White. My favorite verse is 1 Peter 1:2-4. I don't go to church, but I read the Bible everyday.
    Pleasure to meet you!
  • Brother Ali
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Apr 2010
    • 2

    #2
    Re: Hey there

    Sister Jane, I feel that it's crucial that you go to Church on a consistent basis. It's great that you read the word of the lord on a daily basis but until you step into God's house, fall to your knees and truly embrace all of God's power, you can not truly satisfy yourself nor the Lord. I hope you keep this in mind.

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    • True Disciple
      True Christian™ Creation Scientist
      Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
      Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2009
      • 2445

      #3
      Re: Hey there

      Originally posted by Sister Jane Doe View Post
      I'm female. Single. White. My favorite verse is 1 Peter 1:2-4. I don't go to church, but I read the Bible everyday.
      Pleasure to meet you!
      Welcome, Sister! Do you have permission of your father to post on these forums?

      Originally posted by Brother Ali View Post
      Sister Jane, I feel that it's crucial that you go to Church on a consistent basis. It's great that you read the word of the lord on a daily basis but until you step into God's house, fall to your knees and truly embrace all of God's power, you can not truly satisfy yourself nor the Lord. I hope you keep this in mind.
      While I agree with you here, I hope you realize that going to a catholic church is much, much worse than not going to church at all. In Heaven, only Baptism is acceptable as an entrance ticket.
      Sweet Lord Jesus,
      I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
      Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
      Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
      Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
      Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
      Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
      Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

      Amen.

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      • Nathan B. Forrest
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2010
        • 394

        #4
        Re: Hey there

        Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
        I hope you realize that going to a catholic church is much, much worse than not going to church at all.
        She'd better wear some iron underwear if she's going to a cath-lick church....them places are full of perverts, queers, and kiddie-touchers.

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        • Sister Jane Doe
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Apr 2010
          • 4

          #5
          Re: Hey there

          Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
          Welcome, Sister! Do you have permission of your father to post on these forums?
          Why would I need to have my father's permission? I'm 20.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78555

            #6
            Re: Hey there

            Originally posted by Sister Jane Doe View Post
            Why would I need to have my father's permission? I'm 20.
            If you've been studying the Holy Bible, you'd know the answer to that question.

            Why don't you tell us who you really are. Did satan send you?
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Logan
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Mar 2010
              • 220

              #7
              Re: Hey there

              Originally posted by Sister Jane Doe View Post
              Why would I need to have my father's permission? I'm 20.
              because of Genesis 2:23 (it's in my sig)
              God judgeth the righteous, and God is angry [with the wicked] every day.
              -Psalms 7:11
              Fact: Only Flaming Homos Use Macs

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              • Sister Jane Doe
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Apr 2010
                • 4

                #8
                Re: Hey there

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                If you've been studying the Holy Bible, you'd know the answer to that question.

                Why don't you tell us who you really are. Did satan send you?
                According to secular law I'm only under my father's supervision until I'm 18. Once I graduated high school he said that I had my own life.
                So, why would I need my father's permission to visit a church website?

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                • Levi Jones
                  Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                  Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                  Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                   
                  • Jul 2009
                  • 13930

                  #9
                  Re: Hey there

                  Originally posted by Sister Jane Doe View Post
                  According to secular law I'm only under my father's supervision until I'm 18. Once I graduated high school he said that I had my own life.
                  So, why would I need my father's permission to visit a church website?
                  Now, miss. There's no reason to get all uppity and hysterical. You're never going to land a decent man with an attitude like that.

                  Why don't you go to Church?
                  Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                  • Logan
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Mar 2010
                    • 220

                    #10
                    Re: Hey there

                    Originally posted by Sister Jane Doe View Post
                    According to secular law I'm only under my father's supervision until I'm 18. Once I graduated high school he said that I had my own life.
                    So, why would I need my father's permission to visit a church website?
                    Because God said so rib critter.
                    God judgeth the righteous, and God is angry [with the wicked] every day.
                    -Psalms 7:11
                    Fact: Only Flaming Homos Use Macs

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                    • Nathan B. Forrest
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Mar 2010
                      • 394

                      #11
                      Re: Hey there

                      Originally posted by Sister Jane Doe View Post
                      I'm 20.
                      You're 20 and still haven't found a good God-fearing man to marry? There must be something wrong with you, but perhaps your attitude explains that?
                      I'm just saying...

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                      • BelieverInGod
                        Fourm Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Feb 2010
                        • 9269

                        #12
                        Re: Hey there

                        Originally posted by Nathan B. Forrest View Post
                        You're 20 and still haven't found a good God-fearing man to marry? There must be something wrong with you, but perhaps your attitude explains that?
                        I'm just saying...
                        Well Brother, I was over 30 when I finally met my husband. Sometimes it's hard to meet a good Christian man in Godless areas.

                        In fact I had given up and had accepted the life of an old maid.
                        Drama queen

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                        • Nathan B. Forrest
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Mar 2010
                          • 394

                          #13
                          Re: Hey there

                          Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                          Well Brother, I was over 30 when I finally met my husband. Sometimes it's hard to meet a good Christian man in Godless areas.

                          In fact I had given up and had accepted the life of an old maid.

                          I'm sorry Sister, I didn't mean to offend anybody. I simply made an observation based upon her attitude (which needs some maturity and help from the Lord).

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                          • BelieverInGod
                            Fourm Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Feb 2010
                            • 9269

                            #14
                            Re: Hey there

                            Originally posted by Nathan B. Forrest View Post
                            I'm sorry Sister, I didn't mean to offend anybody. I simply made an observation based upon her attitude (which needs some maturity and help from the Lord).
                            I wasn't offended (Internet is so tough sometimes ) I was just stating that because she's 20, she shouldn't give up hope. Keep the faith and up the prayers, you never know when God's going to put that man in front of you.

                            Then again, attitude may have been my issue as well. I still tend to be rather forward and speak when I should be silent.
                            Drama queen

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                            • Sister Jane Doe
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Apr 2010
                              • 4

                              #15
                              Re: Hey there

                              Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                              Now, miss. There's no reason to get all uppity and hysterical. You're never going to land a decent man with an attitude like that.

                              Why don't you go to Church?
                              I'm not getting "uppity and hysterical", I was simply stating the fact that I don't see the need to ask for my father's permission to visit a church website.
                              And the reason I don't go to church is because out of all the churches that I've been to in the past, just about everyone (except for a few scattered here and there) are such hypocrites and are only "Godly" for a few hours on Sunday and on special holidays like Christmas. Not to mention the fact that the Lakewood "church" that's on TV all the time just sickens me.
                              I'd prefer to hang out with my friends to pray and study the Bible.

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