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    I've finally found my savior in Jesus Christ

    I grew up as a skeptic of religion due to the lack of proper education about the bible. As I got older, I experienced some very long, hard times that just followed me wherever I went. It wasn't until recently when I attended my church of Holy Family Catholic and spoke with my father that I truly found what it meant to be ultimately satisfied in life. I said father, I'm currently experiencing long hardships and I can't seem to make them go away. With the stroke of a hand, he made my hardship disappear and I felt as if I had just released billions of problems at once. I said, if this is what finding Jesus feels like, I want to remain a Christian forever.
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    Re: I've finally found my savior in Jesus Christ

    Originally posted by Brother Ali View Post
    I grew up as a skeptic of religion due to the lack of proper education about the bible. As I got older, I experienced some very long, hard times that just followed me wherever I went. It wasn't until recently when I attended my church of Holy Family Catholic and spoke with my father that I truly found what it meant to be ultimately satisfied in life. I said father, I'm currently experiencing long hardships and I can't seem to make them go away. With the stroke of a hand, he made my hardship disappear and I felt as if I had just released billions of problems at once. I said, if this is what finding Jesus feels like, I want to remain a Christian forever.
    You clearly lack some essential Bible Education, boy, I'm sorry to say. The Catholic Church is the Antichrist, didn't you know that?

    And you are the first person I've ever met who actually enjoyed the stroke of the hand of a catholic priest. Are you a homosexual?

    Anyway, are you interested in going to Heaven instead of Hell, and becoming a Baptist True Christian(tm)? What is your favorite Bible Verse so far?
    Sweet Lord Jesus,
    I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
    Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
    Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
    Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
    Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
    Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
    Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

    Amen.

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    • #3
      Re: I've finally found my savior in Jesus Christ

      Hit the brakes!!!
      You have the name of a desert dweller (terrorist) and you belong to a church of pedophiles?
      Are you here to blow us up and sodomize our pre-teen sons?
      Luke 5:31
      And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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