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  • Lily Esposito
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    • Apr 2010
    • 2
    #1

    Hello, Friends!

    Hey. I'm 19 and my father's looking for a husband for me. He said I should introduce myself here and look for a good Christian husband.

    I'm a virgin and can bake the best cherry pie around, plus my father says my gravy's heavenly. My mother gave birth to 14 healthy Christian children, and my sisters have each given birth to more than 5 each! Our family's growing with Christ's help and making more soldiers for Him!

    God bless you all!
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    • Chemistry
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      • Apr 2010
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      #2
      Re: Hello, Friends!

      Hello Miss Lily, and welcome.
      Do not fret because of evil men or be envious of the wicked, for the evil man has no future hope, and the lamp of the wicked will be snuffed out. Fear the Lord and the king, my son, and do not join with the rebellious, for those two will send sudden destruction upon them, and who knows what calamities they can bring? -- Proverbs 24:19-22

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        • Purge the Unfaithful
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Apr 2010
          • 176
          #3
          Re: Hello, Friends!

          Cherry pie is too suggestive for a young lady to make. Try to make apple pie. Cherry pie is too red; the color of smuttiness!

          When did you find Jesus? Where do you go to church? Are you a submissive woman who will do what her husband tells you to do?

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78555
              #4
              Re: Hello, Friends!

              Hello Lilly, and welcome to God's favorite church.

              Please tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.


              What are some of your favorite Bible verses, and why?
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Felicity
                  As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
                  True Christian™
                  • Apr 2010
                  • 4834
                  #5
                  Re: Hello, Friends!

                  @Lily Esposito Welcome! I like baking pies a lot as well. How many brothers do you have? I have 6.
                  I Jesus!

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                    • Nathan B. Forrest
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Mar 2010
                      • 394
                      #6
                      Re: Hello, Friends!

                      Wow, 2 pie bakers, we are truly Blessed here!!

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                        • Brother Temperance
                          Senior Usher
                          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                          A very nice young man
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 15621
                          #7
                          Re: Hello, Friends!

                          Welcome aboard, friend! What month of 2012 do you think the Rapture's most likely to take place in?
                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • JustGotSaved
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Aug 2009
                              • 519
                              #8
                              Re: Hello, Friends!

                              Miss Lily,

                              pleased to meet you. But I really need a picture of you beofore continuing. Please post one or send any and all to me personally and i'll look.

                              thanks
                              Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV

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                                • True Disciple
                                  True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                                  Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                                  Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Nov 2009
                                  • 2445
                                  #9
                                  Re: Hello, Friends!

                                  Originally posted by Lily Esposito View Post
                                  Hey. I'm 19 and my father's looking for a husband for me. He said I should introduce myself here and look for a good Christian husband.

                                  I'm a virgin and can bake the best cherry pie around, plus my father says my gravy's heavenly. My mother gave birth to 14 healthy Christian children, and my sisters have each given birth to more than 5 each! Our family's growing with Christ's help and making more soldiers for Him!

                                  God bless you all!
                                  Welcome, Sister!

                                  If you are looking for a True Christian(tm) Husband, you can make a post in our very own Christian Singles Forum, accompanied by a picture of you and some additional information, your proficiency in cooking, washing, doing dishes and obeying your husband no matter what.

                                  ps. Information about your aptness in making blueberry pies with cream cheese is especially appreciated. Just saying.
                                  Sweet Lord Jesus,
                                  I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                                  Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                                  Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                                  Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                                  Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                                  Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                                  Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                                  Amen.

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