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  • PraiseGod
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Aug 2007
    • 1

    #1

    Greetings, L.B.C.

    Hello,

    I have recently stumbled upon your forums and have spent much time reading them. I am here on behalf of close friends and have been meaning to get this out there. For starters; how many of you are familiar with Martin Luther King Jr. and his "I Have a Dream" Speech? In case there are those few amongst you that have not had the privilege of acknowledging what this great speech has to offer, I suggest you brush up on your American History. M.L.K. Jr was a great man. He believed that all men are created equal, as stated by the Declaration of Independence (the foundation in which our country was built upon), and that they are "endowed with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness". He was African American and yes, he was shot. No, not because God hated him, but because another man decided to take his life. It was one of the greatest tragedies that we know today, but we can now thank him for all of the good he's done. Thanks to him, racism is considered something horrible in the streets and cities of America and in the schools of our children. An African American man may sit on the bus next to a white man or woman, and everyone is given an equal status regardless of their gender, age or race.

    However, this is not the case within your community. I see discrimination and segregation of all sorts and, frankly, I am appalled at the manner in which this forum has been congregated. Honestly, I am shocked at how this forum is ran, with women happy to allow men to insult them and belittle them, when a person who disagrees with the opinions and views of the people here is called a Satan-Lover who is condemned to Hell. How can you call yourselves the Soldiers of God when you go against the principles of father, sister and brotherhood? A parent is to love their child(ren) unconditionally, is he/she not? Isn't God, according to your scripture and beliefs, our parent? As sisters and brothers all across the globe, I see it a great insult to the Deity from which we where created that we insult and spit upon our brothers and sisters who are no different than ourselves. I believe that we should judge "not by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character" because, like your own Jesus' Golden Rule "do unto others what you would want done unto you", you would not want to be judged for who you are. You, members of the Landover Baptist Church, should all know more so than anyone that one of the greatest fears of a people are the judgmental opinions of others.

    I also have a problem with the way in which you teach your History to your children. I, myself, am Jewish and I am very proud of it. My Grandparents are of German Heritage, as well is my father and therefore my immediate family. For those of you who do not know. Jesus was Jewish. He lived Jewish and he died Jewish. Given that knowledge, it is impossible for him to have been killed by his own people, especially since they worshiped him and saw him as a Holy Being from Above. Moreover, where in the Bible does it state "the Jews killed Jesus Christ"?

    In conclusion, I am so utterly appalled and shocked by the mien in which you people live that I have lost all of my patience. I do not respect your views or your values and I certainly do not respect you. I do not agree with your opinions or your ideas, and I certainly do not condone the way in which you belittle other human beings. I certainly hope you're happy with yourselves, because I would feel all the more sorry for you "people" if you actually had brains and just didn't care to use them.

    In short, for those of you too retarted to understand the finer points of the English language:

    • Women are equal to men
    • Children are a blessing not a tool
    • All people are created equal - ALL PEOPLE
    • Sex is a natural thing and is not a sin
    • Goth/Emo people are not of the Devil
    • Democracy is a great thing
    • Pres. Bush is a retard
    I hereby curse you in the name of Satan:

    يستمع لي لانني دائما صحيحيستمع لي لانني دائما صحيحيستمع لي لانني دائما صحيحيستمع لي لانني دائما صحيحيستمع لي لانني دائما صحيحة
    Intefadah!


    Sincerely,
    Jesus

  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2006
    • 12414

    #2
    Re: Greetings, L.B.C.

    Blah blah blah. You hate God, hate yourself, hate freedom, and you hate the world. We get it. You don't have to bore us to death with it, unless that's your plan instead of strapping explosives to your body.
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    • SalvationSeeker
      True Christian™ Theologian
      Forum Member
      • Sep 2006
      • 3892

      #3
      Re: Greetings, L.B.C.

      Originally posted by PraiseGod View Post
      when a person who disagrees with the opinions and views of the people here is called a Satan-Lover who is condemned to Hell.
      No.
      You however, is obviously a satan-lover as you hail him and his prophet in your post!

      How can you call yourselves the Soldiers of God when you go against the principles of father, sister and brotherhood? A parent is to love their child(ren) unconditionally, is he/she not? Isn't God, according to your scripture and beliefs, our parent? As sisters and brothers all across the globe, I see it a great insult to the Deity from which we where created that we insult and spit upon our brothers and sisters who are no different than ourselves.
      Nonsense. Only believers are the children of God!
      For ye are all the children of God by faith in Christ Jesus.
      Galatians 3:26

      The unsaved are children of the devil. (John 8:44)

      I believe that we should judge "not by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character" because, like your own Jesus' Golden Rule "do unto others what you would want done unto you", you would not want to be judged for who you are. You, members of the Landover Baptist Church, should all know more so than anyone that one of the greatest fears of a people are the judgmental opinions of others.
      The Bible (the OT I might add, which you jews have too!) says that blacks are to be servants for all eternity. (Genesis 9:25)
      Just who are we to argue with God?

      So we don't hate them, we simply recognize this Biblical fact.

      I also have a problem with the way in which you teach your History to your children. I, myself, am Jewish and I am very proud of it.
      Then why do you hail Osama?
      Don't you know that he HATES you, moron?

      My Grandparents are of German Heritage, as well is my father and therefore my immediate family. For those of you who do not know. Jesus was Jewish. He lived Jewish and he died Jewish. Given that knowledge, it is impossible for him to have been killed by his own people, especially since they worshiped him and saw him as a Holy Being from Above. Moreover, where in the Bible does it state "the Jews killed Jesus Christ"?
      What is this nonsense? First off, the jews REJECTED Jesus.
      And it says that they killed Him right there in the Bible!

      When Pilate saw that he could prevail nothing, but that rather a tumult was made, he took water, and washed his hands before the multitude,
      Saying, I am innocent of the blood of this just person: see ye to it.
      Then answered all the people, and said, His blood be on us, and on our children.
      Then released he Barabbas unto them: and when he had scourged Jesus, he delivered him to be crucified.
      Matthew 27:24-26

      You people chose to show mercy to a criminal rather than the Saviour of mankind!

      In conclusion, I am so utterly appalled and shocked by the mien in which you people live that I have lost all of my patience. I do not respect your views or your values and I certainly do not respect you. I do not agree with your opinions or your ideas, and I certainly do not condone the way in which you belittle other human beings. I certainly hope you're happy with yourselves, because I would feel all the more sorry for you "people" if you actually had brains and just didn't care to use them.
      Aww.. this homer don't like us and got his panties in a bunch.
      Give me ONE reason why I should care?

      I care about GOD's wish and opinon, not yours!

      Women are equal to men
      Children are a blessing not a tool
      All people are created equal - ALL PEOPLE
      Sex is a natural thing and is not a sin
      Goth/Emo people are not of the Devil
      Are you claiming this nonsense to be part of jewish belief too?
      I think you ought to read the Torah a bit more, my hooknosed friend.


      I hereby curse you in the name of Satan:
      And you say you aren't a satan-lover as you called it?



      يستمع لي لانني دائما صحيحيستمع لي لانني دائما صحيحيستمع لي لانني دائما صحيحيستمع لي لانني دائما صحيحيستمع لي لانني دائما صحيحة

      Intefadah!

      And where did you google this up?
      Cause you sure don't speak arabic!
      Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 08-30-2007, 10:12 PM.
      If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
      A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
      Proverbs 9:12-13

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      • Daisy Mae Johnson
        The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
        Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
        aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15708

        #4
        Re: Greetings, L.B.C.

        Oh great Another nigra loving joo sent here to persecute us.

        Enjoy Hell homer. That is where you are headed.
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        • Bobby-Joe
          Landover Security Superviser
          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 18405

          #5
          Re: Greetings, L.B.C.

          Originally posted by PraiseGod View Post
          [LEFT][SIZE=2]Hello,
          However, this is not the case within your community. I see discrimination and segregation of all sorts and, frankly, I am appalled at the manner in which this forum has been congregated. SIZE]
          Friend,

          There is no discrimination in this forum on the bases of race. Frankly I am disgusted and outraged you are calling us racists and demand an apology.

          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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          Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #6
            Re: Greetings, L.B.C.

            Originally posted by PraiseGod View Post
            يستمع لي لانني دائما صحيحيستمع لي لانني دائما صحيحيستمع لي لانني دائما صحيحيستمع لي لانني دائما صحيحيستمع لي لانني دائما صحيحة
            All you've posted here is the recipe for home made pork sausage. Is that supposed to frighten us?
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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            • Brother Temperance
              Senior Usher
              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
              A very nice young man
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 15621

              #7
              Re: Greetings, L.B.C.

              Originally posted by PraiseGod View Post
              I also have a problem with the way in which you teach your History to your children. I, myself, am Jewish and I am very proud of it. My Grandparents are of German Heritage, as well is my father and therefore my immediate family.
              So you're half-Kike, half-Kraut? No wonder you're messed up. I'm just surprised you've not gassed yourself yet.

              In short, for those of you too retarted to understand the finer points of the English language:
              That's got to be one of the funniest sentences I've ever seen. Retart.
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • Sister Noddy
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2007
                • 1843

                #8
                Re: Greetings, L.B.C.

                Originally posted by PraiseGod View Post

                Hello,

                I have recently stumbled upon your forums and have spent much time reading them ...

                Sincerely,
                Jesus
                You would sign your name JESUS on this True Christian™ forum?

                I would like to see an apology as well (for that picture too)

                Enjoy hell, blasphemer.

                1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


                1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                • Brother Guy Bayard
                  Anvil of the Antipodes
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2007
                  • 1271

                  #9
                  Re: Greetings, L.B.C.

                  This bloke is why I love reading this forum. I now look forward to seeing his well intentioned arguments torn apart by Biblical expertise. Show no mercy,Brothers. Hunting season is open!
                  Last edited by Brother Guy Bayard; 08-31-2007, 09:20 PM.
                  The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
                  Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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                  • Sister Noddy
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2007
                    • 1843

                    #10
                    Re: Greetings, L.B.C.

                    Originally posted by Guy View Post

                    This bloke is why I love reading this forum. I now look forward to seeing his well intentioned arguments torn apart by Biblical expertise. Show no mercy, Brothers. Hunting season is open!
                    Me too! (and I know what that's like from past experience, not very much fun)

                    1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                    1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


                    1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                    Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                    Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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