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  • Number13
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    • Apr 2010
    • 8

    #16
    Re: Hello from Iceland

    Originally posted by Rev.Garry View Post
    I believe this man is a homosexual, due to the sarcasm evident in all his posts
    I get your point Rev.Garry! Nice sarcastic joke there

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    • Levi Jones
      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
       
      • Jul 2009
      • 13930

      #17
      Re: Hello from Iceland

      Originally posted by Number13 View Post
      What can I do to be accepted to your fantastic church? I would like to become a respected member of your community with lots of awards like "Protected by Jesus" and "Punched the most queers".
      You may get your wish.
      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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      • Lizzy b
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        • Oct 2009
        • 51

        #18
        Re: Hello from Iceland

        Originally posted by Number13 View Post
        Hello friends,

        I am a 35 year old Icelandic man and have lived without religion my entire life. Despite having been baptized as a child I never really believed in god since I did not have any real proof of his existence.

        I stumbled upon this forum because of the threads relating to Iceland and now I would like to reach out to the wise Christian people of Landover Baptist Church for help on how I can avoid going to hell.


        Hello and welcome. May I ask why you ignored Our Dear Lord. Even being baptized you still never bothered to build belief in God. Have you prayed to Jesus for help and guidance?.
        The wicked flee when no man pursueth, but the righteous are bold as a lion.

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        • Big God Denier
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Apr 2010
          • 111

          #19
          Re: Hello from Iceland

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Now we're talking!

          Jesus hates to be robbed.



          Of course we don't accept any beads, shells or walrus tusks. U.S. Dollars only.
          Looks (not)surprisingly greedy....

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          • iriserlafri
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            • Apr 2010
            • 29

            #20
            Re: Hello from Iceland

            Originally posted by Number13 View Post
            Hello friends,

            I am a 35 year old Icelandic man and have lived without religion my entire life. Despite having been baptized as a child I never really believed in god since I did not have any real proof of his existence.

            I stumbled upon this forum because of the threads relating to Iceland and now I would like to reach out to the wise Christian people of Landover Baptist Church for help on how I can avoid going to hell.


            WISE??!! They dont even know the Icelandic flag .... They think we have norwegian flag ... hummmmm ??!!

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            • Lizzy b
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              Forum Member
              • Oct 2009
              • 51

              #21
              Re: Hello from Iceland

              Originally posted by iriserlafri View Post
              WISE??!! They dont even know the Icelandic flag .... They think we have norwegian flag ... hummmmm ??!!
              If I were you I'd be more concerned about loving Jesus and repenting your sins. Not whether or not people here recognise a flag which has no importance whatsoever. No offence intended.
              The wicked flee when no man pursueth, but the righteous are bold as a lion.

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              • Felicity
                As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
                True Christian™
                • Apr 2010
                • 4834

                #22
                Re: Hello from Iceland

                @iriserlafri Didn't they learn you what your flag looks like in the education igloo?

                I Jesus!

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                • iriserlafri
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                  • Apr 2010
                  • 29

                  #23
                  Re: Hello from Iceland

                  i see you have found a pic of an Icelandic house. We have polarbears and penguins here. We also have elevators in the snowhouses.

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                  • iriserlafri
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                    • Apr 2010
                    • 29

                    #24
                    Re: Hello from Iceland

                    Iceland[note 1] (/ˈaɪslənd/ (help·info)) (Icelandic: Ísland (names of Iceland); IPA: [ˈislant]) is a European island country located in the North Atlantic Ocean[6] on the Mid-Atlantic Ridge. It has a population of about 320,000 and a total area of 103,000 km2 (39,769 sq mi).[7] The capital and largest city is Reykjavík, with the surrounding area being home to some two-thirds of the national population. Iceland is volcanically and geologically active on a large scale. The interior mainly consists of a plateau characterised by sand fields, mountains and glaciers, while many glacial rivers flow to the sea through the lowlands. Iceland is warmed by the Gulf Stream and has a temperate climate despite its high latitude just outside the Arctic Circle.
                    According to Landnámabók, the settlement of Iceland began in AD 874 when the Norwegian chieftain Ingólfur Arnarson became the first permanent Norwegian settler on the island.[8][9] Others had visited the island earlier and stayed over winter. Over the following centuries, people of Norse and Gaelic origin settled in Iceland, from 1262 to 1918 it was part of the Norwegian, and later the Danish monarchies. Until the 20th century, the Icelandic population relied largely on fisheries and agriculture. In 1994, the nation became party to an agreement that established the European Economic Area, thus allowing it to diversify from fishing to economic and financial services.
                    Iceland has a free market economy with relatively low taxes compared with other OECD countries,[10] while maintaining a Nordic welfare system providing universal health care and tertiary education for its citizens.[11] In recent years, Iceland has been one of the wealthiest and most developed nations in the world. In 2007, it was ranked as the most developed country in the world by the United Nations' Human Development Index, and the fourth most productive country per capita.[12] In 2008, the nation's banking system systematically failed, causing significant economic contraction and political unrest that led to early parliamentary elections making Jóhanna Sigurðardóttir the country's Prime Minister.[13]
                    Icelandic culture is based on the nation's Norse heritage and its status as a developed and technologically advanced society. Most Icelanders are descendants of Norse (particularly from Western Norway) and Gaelic settlers. Icelandic, a North Germanic language, is closely related to Faroese and some West Norwegian dialects. The country's cultural heritage includes traditional cuisine, poetry and the medieval Icelanders' sagas.

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                    • Felicity
                      As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
                      True Christian™
                      • Apr 2010
                      • 4834

                      #25
                      Re: Hello from Iceland

                      @iriserlafri Elevators in the snow houses sounds like fun!
                      I Jesus!

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                      • Cranky Old Man
                        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                        You kids get off his lawn!
                         
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 22373

                        #26
                        Re: Hello from Iceland

                        Originally posted by iriserlafri View Post
                        Iceland has been one of the wealthiest and most developed nations in the world.
                        Of course you have. You robbed the entire world of their money! Iceland refuses to give stolen 5 billion back.
                        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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