Greetings from Virginia! I am currently a military member, and recently found the word of the Lord through the scriptures of the KJV 1611 Bible, also known as the True Bible. I am happy to find so many people who share my beliefs, and I hope to be a part of your happy, republican community. Praise Jesus!
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I currently have no offspring, but I am married to a very obedient woman who is currently fighting the scourge in Iraq. Soon though, she will be back in her rightful place (The Kitchen), and bear my sons.Doing the Lord's work for His favorite country!
2 Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."
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Hold it there, pal.
Your WIFE is in Iraquistan sending muslims to hell while you stay home and dust the house?
What's wrong with this picture.
What church do you attend?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
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Indeed this man and his wife have the roles reversed, but isn't better to be married and the wife away for a short amount of time rather than still be single and have no wife to lay with at night?Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostHold it there, pal.
Your WIFE is in Iraquistan sending muslims to hell while you stay home and dust the house?
What's wrong with this picture.
What church do you attend?Galatians 2:20 ; I have been crucified with Christ and I no longer live, but Christ lives in me. The life I live in the body, I live by faith in the Son of God, who loved me and gave himself for me.
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If his story is true, both of these young people are heroes who are fighting for our freedom. The reason Chris isn't in Iraq right now killing islamofascists is because he's home on-leave, or he is much more important than you suspect and has a permanent job here in the United states.
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Either that or they're both queers.Originally posted by Nobar King View PostIf his story is true, both of these young people are heroes who are fighting for our freedom. The reason Chris isn't in Iraq right now killing islamofascists is because he's home on-leave, or he is much more important than you suspect and has a permanent job here in the United states.
Obama wants queers in the army now you know.


Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
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Welcome, friend.
I bet she will. The people over there drink water out of sacks of camel leather, so there aren't that much dishes to do.Originally posted by Chris T View PostI currently have no offspring, but I am married to a very obedient woman who is currently fighting the scourge in Iraq. Soon though, she will be back in her rightful place (The Kitchen), and bear my sons.
What is your current Independant Baptist Church? What is the name of your Pastor? What is your Favorite Bible Verse? I'd like to know that.Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Originally posted by Chris T View PostI currently have no offspring, but I am married to a very obedient woman who is currently fighting the scourge in Iraq. Soon though, she will be back in her rightful place (The Kitchen), and bear my sons.
That explains the fact you have no children: QUEERS CAN'T REPRODUCE!! And thank glorious Jesus for that!!
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My wife and I are both in the military (Navy). I recently returned from a 7 month deployment in the Gulf of Aden where we were doing the Lords work and punishing the heathen Somalian infestation. My wife was sent to Iraq shortly after I left on deployment.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostHold it there, pal.
Your WIFE is in Iraquistan sending muslims to hell while you stay home and dust the house?
What's wrong with this picture.
What church do you attend?
Also, we are no queers, we met while we were in the service, so due to our contracts, which were signed before the queer movement in the military began, she is not able to stay at home. Once she comes back in a couple months, she will most definately become impregnated and be forced to stay at home with the (male) children.
The church I was previously attending was the Westboro Baptist Church, my pastor was Fred Phelps, who as you might know, picketed catholic and episcopalian churches in '04 for "supporting same sex marriage".
I recently disassociated myself with that church due to the fact that they are anti-military, and while I disagree with the newfound faggotry in the military, I am completely supportive of speeding up the process of the damnation of the filthy muslims, and I am very proud to be a part of that.
As for my favorite bible verse, there are so many that touch my Righteous American soul that I would be doing the Bible (KVJ 1611) a disservice to choose only one!
-Chris TDoing the Lord's work for His favorite country!
2 Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."
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Good job son!! Now, the first order of business when the young lady returns home is to start working on making that family!!Originally posted by Chris T View Post
I recently disassociated myself with that church due to the fact that they are anti-military, and while I disagree with the newfound faggotry in the military, I am completely supportive of speeding up the process of the damnation of the filthy muslims, and I am very proud to be a part of that.
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That's the plan. I just know God will bless us with sons for the Lord's army! Praise Jesus!Doing the Lord's work for His favorite country!
2 Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."
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Chris, are you sure your wife is a female?
I mean, heshe is in the military (really men only, be honest, guns are too heavy for all but the stoutest of women), heshe has born nary a single son.
I suggest when she returns home, you ynak her drawers down, flip her over and check. I know it is disgusting but a man has to know what he is getting himself into. I've heard these heshe's are adapt at getting men to go to the rectumIsaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Thanks for the heads up James! I'll try to fight through the atrocity and do my duty and find out the truth, she will be back Monday for two weeks of leave. I'll let you know how it goes. Wish me luck!
Doing the Lord's work for His favorite country!
2 Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."
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You'll be happy to know, Brother, that my wife returned home, and I followed your advice to flip her over and give a quick gender inspection. She is indeed a female, and after the inspection we immediately went to work creating some Sons for the Lord's army!Originally posted by James Hutchins View PostChris, are you sure your wife is a female?
I mean, heshe is in the military (really men only, be honest, guns are too heavy for all but the stoutest of women), heshe has born nary a single son.
I suggest when she returns home, you ynak her drawers down, flip her over and check. I know it is disgusting but a man has to know what he is getting himself into. I've heard these heshe's are adapt at getting men to go to the rectum
Praise Jesus!!Doing the Lord's work for His favorite country!
2 Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."
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