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  • Chris T
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    • Apr 2010
    • 134

    #1

    Greetings, friends!

    Greetings from Virginia! I am currently a military member, and recently found the word of the Lord through the scriptures of the KJV 1611 Bible, also known as the True Bible. I am happy to find so many people who share my beliefs, and I hope to be a part of your happy, republican community. Praise Jesus!
    Doing the Lord's work for His favorite country!


    2 Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."
  • Purge the Unfaithful
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Apr 2010
    • 176

    #2
    Re: Greetings, friends!

    Praise the Lord that you found us!! What brought you to the Lord Jesus? How many male offspring have you provided for the Lord's army?

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    • Chris T
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Apr 2010
      • 134

      #3
      Re: Greetings, friends!

      I currently have no offspring, but I am married to a very obedient woman who is currently fighting the scourge in Iraq. Soon though, she will be back in her rightful place (The Kitchen), and bear my sons.
      Doing the Lord's work for His favorite country!


      2 Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: Greetings, friends!

        Hold it there, pal.

        Your WIFE is in Iraquistan sending muslims to hell while you stay home and dust the house?

        What's wrong with this picture.



        What church do you attend?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • celibanana
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          • Apr 2010
          • 28

          #5
          Re: Greetings, friends!

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Hold it there, pal.

          Your WIFE is in Iraquistan sending muslims to hell while you stay home and dust the house?

          What's wrong with this picture.



          What church do you attend?
          Indeed this man and his wife have the roles reversed, but isn't better to be married and the wife away for a short amount of time rather than still be single and have no wife to lay with at night?
          Galatians 2:20 ; I have been crucified with Christ and I no longer live, but Christ lives in me. The life I live in the body, I live by faith in the Son of God, who loved me and gave himself for me.

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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748

            #6
            Re: Greetings, friends!

            If his story is true, both of these young people are heroes who are fighting for our freedom. The reason Chris isn't in Iraq right now killing islamofascists is because he's home on-leave, or he is much more important than you suspect and has a permanent job here in the United states.
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #7
              Re: Greetings, friends!

              Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
              If his story is true, both of these young people are heroes who are fighting for our freedom. The reason Chris isn't in Iraq right now killing islamofascists is because he's home on-leave, or he is much more important than you suspect and has a permanent job here in the United states.
              Either that or they're both queers.

              Obama wants queers in the army now you know.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • True Disciple
                True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2009
                • 2445

                #8
                Re: Greetings, friends!

                Welcome, friend.

                Originally posted by Chris T View Post
                I currently have no offspring, but I am married to a very obedient woman who is currently fighting the scourge in Iraq. Soon though, she will be back in her rightful place (The Kitchen), and bear my sons.
                I bet she will. The people over there drink water out of sacks of camel leather, so there aren't that much dishes to do.

                What is your current Independant Baptist Church? What is the name of your Pastor? What is your Favorite Bible Verse? I'd like to know that.
                Sweet Lord Jesus,
                I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                Amen.

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                • Purge the Unfaithful
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Apr 2010
                  • 176

                  #9
                  Re: Greetings, friends!

                  Originally posted by Chris T View Post
                  I currently have no offspring, but I am married to a very obedient woman who is currently fighting the scourge in Iraq. Soon though, she will be back in her rightful place (The Kitchen), and bear my sons.

                  That explains the fact you have no children: QUEERS CAN'T REPRODUCE!! And thank glorious Jesus for that!!
                  Last edited by Purge the Unfaithful; 04-20-2010, 05:35 PM. Reason: .

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                  • Chris T
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                    • Apr 2010
                    • 134

                    #10
                    Re: Greetings, friends!

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Hold it there, pal.

                    Your WIFE is in Iraquistan sending muslims to hell while you stay home and dust the house?

                    What's wrong with this picture.



                    What church do you attend?
                    My wife and I are both in the military (Navy). I recently returned from a 7 month deployment in the Gulf of Aden where we were doing the Lords work and punishing the heathen Somalian infestation. My wife was sent to Iraq shortly after I left on deployment.

                    Also, we are no queers, we met while we were in the service, so due to our contracts, which were signed before the queer movement in the military began, she is not able to stay at home. Once she comes back in a couple months, she will most definately become impregnated and be forced to stay at home with the (male) children.

                    The church I was previously attending was the Westboro Baptist Church, my pastor was Fred Phelps, who as you might know, picketed catholic and episcopalian churches in '04 for "supporting same sex marriage".

                    I recently disassociated myself with that church due to the fact that they are anti-military, and while I disagree with the newfound faggotry in the military, I am completely supportive of speeding up the process of the damnation of the filthy muslims, and I am very proud to be a part of that.

                    As for my favorite bible verse, there are so many that touch my Righteous American soul that I would be doing the Bible (KVJ 1611) a disservice to choose only one!

                    -Chris T
                    Doing the Lord's work for His favorite country!


                    2 Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."

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                    • Nathan B. Forrest
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Mar 2010
                      • 394

                      #11
                      Re: Greetings, friends!

                      Originally posted by Chris T View Post

                      I recently disassociated myself with that church due to the fact that they are anti-military, and while I disagree with the newfound faggotry in the military, I am completely supportive of speeding up the process of the damnation of the filthy muslims, and I am very proud to be a part of that.
                      Good job son!! Now, the first order of business when the young lady returns home is to start working on making that family!!

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                      • Chris T
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                        • Apr 2010
                        • 134

                        #12
                        Re: Greetings, friends!

                        That's the plan. I just know God will bless us with sons for the Lord's army! Praise Jesus!
                        Doing the Lord's work for His favorite country!


                        2 Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."

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                        • James Hutchins
                          True Christian™
                          Just a Regular Nice Guy
                           
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 29453

                          #13
                          Re: Greetings, friends!

                          Chris, are you sure your wife is a female?
                          I mean, heshe is in the military (really men only, be honest, guns are too heavy for all but the stoutest of women), heshe has born nary a single son.
                          I suggest when she returns home, you ynak her drawers down, flip her over and check. I know it is disgusting but a man has to know what he is getting himself into. I've heard these heshe's are adapt at getting men to go to the rectum
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • Chris T
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                            • Apr 2010
                            • 134

                            #14
                            Re: Greetings, friends!

                            Thanks for the heads up James! I'll try to fight through the atrocity and do my duty and find out the truth, she will be back Monday for two weeks of leave. I'll let you know how it goes. Wish me luck!
                            Doing the Lord's work for His favorite country!


                            2 Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."

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                            • Chris T
                              Forum Member
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                              • Apr 2010
                              • 134

                              #15
                              Re: Greetings, friends!

                              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                              Chris, are you sure your wife is a female?
                              I mean, heshe is in the military (really men only, be honest, guns are too heavy for all but the stoutest of women), heshe has born nary a single son.
                              I suggest when she returns home, you ynak her drawers down, flip her over and check. I know it is disgusting but a man has to know what he is getting himself into. I've heard these heshe's are adapt at getting men to go to the rectum
                              You'll be happy to know, Brother, that my wife returned home, and I followed your advice to flip her over and give a quick gender inspection. She is indeed a female, and after the inspection we immediately went to work creating some Sons for the Lord's army!

                              Praise Jesus!!
                              Doing the Lord's work for His favorite country!


                              2 Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."

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