Okay.

[WhatisThis]

Now, I really don't care if I get banned at all. Probably will be considering how terrible the people are on these forums. It's like people disagree with you and they are damned to hell FOR ETERNITY!!

No. It doesn't work that way.

You don't have the right to say that your religion is right and the others are wrong. Where did you get the knowledge that yours is the right one? How did you find out that you are completely right, you're just agreeing to what a couple of people wrote and told you to believe.

It's like me saying this:
You go to a place where all your dreams come true for eternity after you die if you kill someone.

You go to a place where you suffer forever if you don't. It's basically the same thing, just a guy writing rules that people follow without question. It makes no sense.

This site is so arrogant, stubborn, and just down-right mean to people that don't agree with you shitheads.

Prime Examples:

It's not murder if God orders it, okay?

Okay. So I can murder anyone I want and just say "God ordered it!" And I'll be fine? No. That's a terrible thing. I hope someone gets killed in your family and they walk away freely because they say "God ordered it."

#7 Disney television
Why do you go to hell: Disney is the ultimate evil. Why? Because it is smartly dressed up as innocent entertainment for innocent children while in reality it is run by Satan himself! It teaches our children about sex before marriage and dressing like sluts. Or, in case of Donald Duck, even to just run around naked! Not convinced yet? Did you know Steve Jobs is on the board of directors of Disney!

This makes absolutely NO sense whatsoever. What is wrong with Steve Jobs? Nothing. Is he Satan cause he's part of Apple? No, now shut the hell up you crazy old bastard. AND HOW THE HELL DOES IT TEACH CHILDREN ABOUT SEX? IT DOESN'T AT ALL. YOU HAVE THE WORST POINTS I HAVE EVER SEEN.

#5 Women should be silent and serve their husbands!
God is very clear on this. Women should just keep their yap shut and serve their husband! And how can they do this if they are yapping away on the Internet behind a computer?

• 1 Timothy 2:11-12 "Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
• Genesis 3:16 "Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee."

#1 Women are too stupid to be on the Internet!
There are many many many many examples of women acting like complete idiots on the Internet.

• "Response to The Truth About Women" by Elizabeth the Feminazi Harlot.
• Leanneamanda explains "how to get laid" in a thread about how Christian woman should dress!
• Very dumb response to "Do woman have a soul?" by IamAHatemonger.
• Excellent proof women should not be allowed to vote by Pink Rose.
• Further proof that women are inferior.

This guy is just an idiot. I can't even stand reading his posts. Women have equal rights as Men. No man can say that. It's just plain wrong. We're all human beings, why the hell should one person be more important than the other? Cause a guy wrote that?

Okay, all old people should just shut the hell up and die in a cardboard box.

I wrote that. Why don't you believe it and support it?

What an excellent, Biblically sound analysis of why women should not be on the world wide internet, Brother Cranky! These are just some of the reasons I keep my wife off the internet without my supervision. I am kind and generous enough to allot her 30 minutes of world wide internet usage a day, while I stand behind her and watch what she does. Mostly she just reads some Christian women's inspirational blogs or looks up recipes for dinners that I command her to make. One time, I did catch her on the world wide internet without my permission and found her reading some gossip column talking about Jennifer Aniston's lovelife. After my firm hand taught her a lesson, I instructed her on the dangers of gossip and talking about people behind their backs.

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You HIT your wife? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? Holy shit you're crazy. I forbid you to use the Internet ever again. Since I said so, you can't use it. I mean, I'm a man and I wrote it..so it must be true.


KKK Avatar? (I'm referring to Bobby-Joe).

I thought you guys weren't racist? Hm, guess you guys are. And don't even pull the line "one man doesn't speak for us all", because you piffleers just listen and believe what one man wrote. You stand behind it, and act like it speaks for you.

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You guys say the Internet is bad. WHY THE HELL ARE YOU USING IT? You guys are damned to hell. The Internet is Satan's Idea.

Speak American, hippie.

American is not a language, you fucktard. Americans speak English, hippie.

I see. You seem to be rather on fire for the LORD, frenchy. Are you a beaver trapper like all people from Montreal?

What the hell? How terrible of a person are you? Are you a wifebeater like 95% of the people on here? You're condemning an entire society of people of which you known NOTHING about. Get the hell out of here.

Racist people, gay-haters, and others. You guys are terrible. Nazi, White Supremacist bastards. I can't stand the sight of you asshats.


Okay, I'm not even going to look up more quotes. Too much time would be taken up. But all in all, this is one of the most terrible sites I have ever seen. You give religion a bad name. You guys believe that you are the only ones are right, but you have nothing to back you up. NOTHING. People disagree with you? You just deny them. Call them trash. Say that they are going to hell. I can't even stand this forum. You people are terrible.

Have a good day!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Okay.

tl;dr

This is the "introduction" thread, not the hissyfit thread. Tell us about yourself, your church and how you came to find Jesus.

[CraterFace]

Re: Okay.

tl;dr

This is the "introduction" thread, not the hissyfit thread. Tell us about yourself, your church and how you came to find Jesus.

Nice job of proving his point.

[WhatisThis]

Re: Okay.

tl;dr

This is the "introduction" thread, not the hissyfit thread. Tell us about yourself, your church and how you came to find Jesus.

Okay. I'm a Catholic and I don't care what religion most people hail from, everyone is entitled to their opinion. I just can't stand it when people just completely shoot down people and say that they are wrong.

Oh and, you all are going to hell according to your signature. (Hypocrites.) You guys say the Internet is Satan's idea. What are you guys on right now?

Nice job of proving his point.

Agreed.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Okay.

Okay. I'm a Catholic and I don't care what religion most people hail from, everyone is entitled to their opinion. I just can't stand it when people just completely shoot down people and say that they are wrong.

Oh and, you all are going to hell according to your signature. (Hypocrites.) You guys say the Internet is Satan's idea. What are you guys on right now?

Hey, just because you were molested by some priest don't take it out on us. Catholics aren't even Christian!

So don't take your frustrations about being molested out on us. Perhaps you should talk to a Pastor, maybe they can help.

[WhatisThis]

Re: Okay.

Hey, just because you were molested by some priest don't take it out on us. Catholics aren't even Christian!

So don't take your frustrations about being molested out on us. Perhaps you should talk to a Pastor, maybe they can help.

HAHAHAHAHAHA, You guys just prove my point! You're condemning an entire society of people! You think we were all molested by a priest! Oh man, that's great. Really funny. Just because I don't see God as you do, I'm wrong! I can't even believe the bullshit that you guys come up with.

[CraterFace]

Re: Okay.

Hey, just because you were molested by some priest don't take it out on us. Catholics aren't even Christian!

So don't take your frustrations about being molested out on us. Perhaps you should talk to a Pastor, maybe they can help.

I was a Catholic before I was enlightened and became a Pastafarianist.
It appears that you people know absolutely nothing about Catholicism.
First of all, child molestation is not that common.

Secondly, Catholics do not worship Mary or Satan. Maybe if you went to a Catholic church for once to actually see what goes on, you'd realize how ignorant you are. They hold Mary in esteem for being the mother of Jesus. That's it.

Catholics were the first Christians, dumbass. They became known as Catholics when Martin Luther broke off from the original Christian church.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Okay.

HAHAHAHAHAHA, You guys just prove my point! You're condemning an entire society of people! You think we were all molested by a priest! Oh man, that's great. Really funny. Just because I don't see God as you do, I'm wrong! I can't even believe the bullshit that you guys come up with.

Then show us in the scripture where we are wrong.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Okay.

I was a Catholic before I was enlightened and became a Pastafarianist.
First of all, child molestation is not that common.

Oh wow.

Talk about having multiple horses in a race. On one hand you're an atheist on the other, you're a pedo apologist for the catlickers.

[CraterFace]

Re: Okay.

Oh wow.

Talk about having multiple horses in a race. On one hand you're an atheist on the other, you're a pedo apologist for the catlickers.

What?
I'm merely stating things as they are.

I'm also not understanding why you call it 'Catlick'.
I suppose it was born from your inability to enunciate clearly when speaking.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Okay.

What?
I'm merely stating things as they are.

I'm also not understanding why you call it 'Catlick'.
I suppose it was born from your inability to enunciate clearly when speaking.

Nice one, kid. You still haven't come up with any reason as to why you call yourself a "pastafarian", yet you reflexively defend the catlick church of any wrong doing. You merely attack me.

I wonder why that is?

I think you still have a soft spot for the man wearing the dress telling you to get into the closet and tell father how naughty of a boy you have been.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Okay.

HAHAHAHAHAHA, You guys just prove my point! You're condemning an entire society of people! You think we were all molested by a priest! Oh man, that's great. Really funny.

Of course we don't believe that! Half of Catholic children are girls, right? I'm sure they were very safe. And what is the population of the average parish? 800 or so families to one priest? So that would be what? 200 male children at most? Well, priests are only human, after all, how many of those 200 could they rape? I'm guessing 30 or 40 at the most before they were moved on to another parish. So yeah, the other 90% of you (80% male, 100% female) think it simply didn't exist!

[Seth Campbell]

Re: Okay.

Of course we don't believe that! Half of Catholic children are girls, right? I'm sure they were very safe. And what is the population of the average parish? 800 or so families to one priest? So that would be what? 200 male children at most? Well, priests are only human, after all, how many of those 200 could they rape? I'm guessing 30 or 40 at the most before they were moved on to another parish. So yeah, the other 90% of you (80% male, 100% female) think it simply didn't exist!

So true, catlick girls only have to worry about their stepfathers.

It's a disgusting cult all the way around.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Okay.

First of all, child molestation is not that common.

Then why can I not pick up a newspaper without reading about the Romanist kiddy-fiddling scandals? Heck, yesterday it was the Bishop of Bruges.

Secondly, Catholics do not worship Mary or Satan.

Have you ever heard the words "Mediatrix" and "Co-Redemptrix"?

Maybe if you went to a Catholic church for once to actually see what goes on, you'd realize how ignorant you are.

It must be nice to know more about our backgrounds than we ourselves know. The fact is that some of us were papists before we read the Bible and realized what a pack of lies Romanist doctrine is.

They hold Mary in esteem for being the mother of Jesus. That's it.

See above. Also, as for the contention that we should hold her in esteem for being the mother of Jesus:

Matt. 12:48-50: But he answered and said unto him that told him, Who is my mother? and who are my brethren? And he stretched forth his hand toward his disciples, and said, Behold my mother and my brethren! For whosoever shall do the will of my Father which is in heaven, the same is my brother, and sister, and mother.

Luke 11:27-28: And it came to pass, as he spake these things, a certain woman of the company lifted up her voice, and said unto him, Blessed [is] the womb that bare thee, and the paps which thou hast sucked. But he said, Yea rather, blessed [are] they that hear the word of God, and keep it.

Catholics were the first Christians, dumbass. They became known as Catholics when Martin Luther broke off from the original Christian church.

First, that is not the origin of the word "Catholic" to identify the Roman institution. You might wish to read up on the history of religion. In particular, your usage would come as news to the Eastern Orthodox believers. Second, how can Catholics be the first Christians when they are not Christian at all?

[Paul Jeffery]

Re: Okay.

...Catholics do not worship Mary or Satan. Maybe if you went to a Catholic church for once to actually see what goes on, you'd realize how ignorant you are. They hold Mary in esteem for being the mother of Jesus. That's it.

I'm sorry, but I do beg to differ. Having been raised in the Roman Catholic Cult myself, I remember being forced into participating in a not-so-little ritual known as May Crowning. Please explain how a "May Crowning" does not amount to worshiping Mary. This clip is actually a quite abbreviated version of the bizarre, overblown ceremonies that scarred me as a young boy.