Hello

[cj]

I see that in order to not invoke God's wrath, I should introduce myself here.

I'm Chris, from the Midwest. There's really not much more to say, other than the fact that I look forward to the festivities at this fine church.

On a side note, my username was supposed to be ABCeej, but was mysteriously changed to cj...

[Chris T]

Re: Hello

I see that in order to not invoke God's wrath, I should introduce myself here.

I'm Chris, from the Midwest. There's really not much more to say, other than the fact that I look forward to the festivities at this fine church.

On a side note, my username was supposed to be ABCeej, but was mysteriously changed to cj...

Tell us a little about yourself.
What Church do you attend? What version of the Bible do they use? What are some of your favorite Bible verses?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hello

I look forward to the festivities at this fine church

Where did you get the impression that we are an amusement park?

On a side note, my username was supposed to be ABCeej, but was mysteriously changed to cj...

So?

[Brother Alex]

Re: Hello

Welcome to God's favorite forum, friend. If it's Salvation™ you're looking for, you've come to the right place.

On a side note, my username was supposed to be ABCeej, but was mysteriously changed to cj...

Yes, God's powers can be quite amazing sometimes. PRAISE Him.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Hello

I see that in order to not invoke God's wrath, I should introduce myself here.

I'm Chris, from the Midwest. There's really not much more to say, other than the fact that I look forward to the festivities at this fine church.

Welcome friend. And, what area of the midwest are you from?

If you happen to be within Freehold, Iowa, you can attend our church.