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  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22380

    #16
    Re: Greetings All

    Welcome to our friendly forum! Did your father give you permission to be here?
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • Phoenix
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Apr 2010
      • 183

      #17
      Re: Greetings All

      Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
      Welcome to our friendly forum! Did your father give you permission to be here?
      Thank you, Sir.

      My father, peace be upon him, is no longer with me. I mourned him a long time ago. God holds him now, in the hereafter.

      With respect.
      Let the words of my mouth, and the meditation of my heart, be acceptable in thy sight,
      O Lord, my strength, and my redeemer.

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      • Cranky Old Man
        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
        You kids get off his lawn!
         
        • Jan 2010
        • 22380

        #18
        Re: Greetings All

        Originally posted by Ishina View Post
        My father, peace be upon him, is no longer with me.
        Then you need to get a husband ASAP. Did you ask your Pastor for help yet?
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #19
          Re: Greetings All

          You talk funny. You're not one of those fat bloated goth chicks, are you?
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Phoenix
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Apr 2010
            • 183

            #20
            Re: Greetings All

            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
            Then you need to get a husband ASAP. Did you ask your Pastor for help yet?
            Dear Cranky,

            No, I am not a member of any Church. It is something I will remedy my self, if God wills it.

            ~
            Let the words of my mouth, and the meditation of my heart, be acceptable in thy sight,
            O Lord, my strength, and my redeemer.

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            • Phoenix
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Apr 2010
              • 183

              #21
              Re: Greetings All

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              You talk funny. You're not one of those fat bloated goth chicks, are you?
              Dear Pastor, peace be upon you,

              No, Sir, I am not a Goth. They are whores and devil lovers. They are miserable to be around also. I am respectful of God and do not dress as the Goth, for he sees their sin. It is a great shame to abuse and cut the body in Pushtun culture, and the same for the Christian I see. Only whores will dress for bondage. For what reason do Goths dress this way? Is ugly to my eyes. I cannot tell a boy from a girl

              My flesh is sacred, like the Bible says, a temple. God wishes us to be filled with joy and praise, and to be thankful in our time. Is not pleasing to God to be so miserable and pity our self. Goths are sombre like the grave they long for. Easy living has made them soft and spoiled and appreciate nothing in the world. Why do they mourn for nothing? I do not know.

              With respect, Pastor.
              Let the words of my mouth, and the meditation of my heart, be acceptable in thy sight,
              O Lord, my strength, and my redeemer.

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