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  • Nolita
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Apr 2010
    • 78
    #1

    HE Came Upon Me In A Dream

    Our Lord came upon me in a dream and spoke to me. He told me to repent my ways and join the followers at Landover Baptist.

    Ever since this miraculous night, I have felt such a feeling of contentment. Now, I know that my letting the Lord and his holy son Jesus into my life I can and will be saved and I am SO SO SO grateful.

    Please, my brothers and sisters, accept me with open arms and show me how to follow our Father in heaven the right way.
    1 Timothy 2:11-15
    Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.
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    • Felicity
      As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
      True Christian™
      • Apr 2010
      • 4834
      #2
      Re: HE Came Upon Me In A Dream

      @Nolitafaerietale That is good news! All you need to know now is in the #KJV1611 Holy Bible!
      I Jesus!

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        • Nolita
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Apr 2010
          • 78
          #3
          Re: HE Came Upon Me In A Dream

          Originally posted by Felicity View Post
          @Nolitafaerietale That is good news! All you need to know now is in the #KJV1611 Holy Bible!
          I purchased one this morning! I'm taking a break from reading it right now. Allowing my brain to absorb all of the glorious information.
          1 Timothy 2:11-15
          Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

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            • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
              Scientific Advisor
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 2373
              #4
              Re: HE Came Upon Me In A Dream

              Originally posted by Nolitafaerietale View Post
              Our Lord came upon me in a dream and spoke to me. He told me to repent my ways and join the followers at Landover Baptist.

              Ever since this miraculous night, I have felt such a feeling of contentment. Now, I know that my letting the Lord and his holy son Jesus into my life I can and will be saved and I am SO SO SO grateful.

              Please, my brothers and sisters, accept me with open arms and show me how to follow our Father in heaven the right way.
              Be careful, a lot of times what comes over you in your sleep can take awhile to wash off -- just use your Christian discernment to be sure that it wasn't something sinful.
              Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556
                  #5
                  Re: HE Came Upon Me In A Dream

                  Praise Jesus, that IS good news.

                  Please list out all the sins and perversions that you've been wallowing in. The TRUTH boy! Leave out no detail! Jesus reads these forums!!
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Nolita
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Apr 2010
                      • 78
                      #6
                      Re: HE Came Upon Me In A Dream

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      Praise Jesus, that IS good news.

                      Please list out all the sins and perversions that you've been wallowing in. The TRUTH boy! Leave out no detail! Jesus reads these forums!!
                      Oh, but there are so many. Some of which I doubt I even know is considered a sin yet.

                      Well, the most obvious and largest ones are:
                      Sex outside of marriage.
                      Being a homer. (I was bisexual for many years and am now trying to force the demon out)
                      Denying that our Lord is Real.
                      Believing in Darwinism.
                      Being Wiccan.
                      Denying the holy truth in the Bible.
                      and so many more. It hurts just to think of how 'devilish' I have been.
                      1 Timothy 2:11-15
                      Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

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                        • Cranky Old Man
                          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                          You kids get off his lawn!
                           
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 22373
                          #7
                          Re: HE Came Upon Me In A Dream

                          Well done! Do you pray to Jesus for forgiveness of these sins?
                          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                            • Rev. M. Rodimer
                              Honorary True Christian™
                              Forum Member
                              • May 2008
                              • 13996
                              #8
                              Re: HE Came Upon Me In A Dream

                              Originally posted by Nolitafaerietale View Post
                              Believing in Darwinism.
                              Being Wiccan.
                              See how bizarre the beliefs of non-believers are?

                              How can you both believe in something-from-nothing Darwinism AND believe in a "goddess" who created everything?
                              Bible boring? Nonsense!
                              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                • Brother Barnabus
                                  True Christian™
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Apr 2010
                                  • 388
                                  #9
                                  Re: HE Came Upon Me In A Dream

                                  Are your sheets soaked?????
                                  Maybe you could sell the sheets to the vatican??? Miracle Jizz, you'd have the papists lined up for miles to witness the miracle and get anointed!
                                  Nahum 1:2

                                  God is jealous, and the LORD revengeth; the LORD revengeth, and is furious; the LORD will take vengeance on his adversaries, and he reserveth wrath for his enemies.


                                  If God is Love ... Who created Hell??!!

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                                    • Nolita
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                                      • Apr 2010
                                      • 78
                                      #10
                                      Re: HE Came Upon Me In A Dream

                                      Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                      See how bizarre the beliefs of non-believers are?

                                      How can you both believe in something-from-nothing Darwinism AND believe in a "goddess" who created everything?
                                      There are different forms of Wicca. Some believe in Mother Earth, some believe in the 'great goddess,' and some like I had, believed in worshiping the earth.
                                      1 Timothy 2:11-15
                                      Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

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                                        • Nolita
                                          Forum Member
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                                          • Apr 2010
                                          • 78
                                          #11
                                          Re: HE Came Upon Me In A Dream

                                          Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                                          Well done! Do you pray to Jesus for forgiveness of these sins?
                                          Yes, Old Man, yes I have. I have even begun to create a prayer closet... But I'm not exactly sure if I need specific stuff in there (other than the bible and cross, of course)....


                                          Originally posted by Brother Barnabus View Post
                                          Are your sheets soaked?????
                                          Maybe you could sell the sheets to the vatican??? Miracle Jizz, you'd have the papists lined up for miles to witness the miracle and get anointed!
                                          Um.... no?
                                          1 Timothy 2:11-15
                                          Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

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                                            • Dirk
                                              True Christian™
                                              • Apr 2010
                                              • 1425
                                              #12
                                              Re: HE Came Upon Me In A Dream

                                              Originally posted by Nolitafaerietale View Post
                                              Our Lord came upon me in a dream and spoke to me. He told me to repent my ways and join the followers at Landover Baptist.

                                              Ever since this miraculous night, I have felt such a feeling of contentment. Now, I know that my letting the Lord and his holy son Jesus into my life I can and will be saved and I am SO SO SO grateful.

                                              Please, my brothers and sisters, accept me with open arms and show me how to follow our Father in heaven the right way.
                                              Welcome, remember you need to have the KJV1611 to get the party started! Reading it takes a while, but it's a lot of fun. It is also a lifesaver, so welcome!

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                                                • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
                                                  Pastor of Praise and Worship
                                                  A True Christian™ Straight Shooter
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  • Jul 2009
                                                  • 3890
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: HE Came Upon Me In A Dream

                                                  Originally posted by Nolitafaerietale View Post
                                                  Yes, Old Man, yes I have. I have even begun to create a prayer closet... But I'm not exactly sure if I need specific stuff in there (other than the bible and cross, of course)....
                                                  That's a start. You should have a place to store your sack cloth and ashes to lie in if needed.
                                                  Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


                                                  Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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                                                    • David Ben Ahzea
                                                      Forum Member
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                                                      • Apr 2010
                                                      • 53
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: HE Came Upon Me In A Dream

                                                      Originally posted by Nolita View Post
                                                      Yes, Old Man, yes I have. I have even begun to create a prayer closet... But I'm not exactly sure if I need specific stuff in there (other than the bible and cross, of course)....




                                                      Um.... no?
                                                      You will certainly need a hair shirt. May I recommend the Only Authentic Harris Tweed Penitential Garment (tm), available in the clan tweed of your choice from:

                                                      Isle of Sodd Faith Ministry Promotions
                                                      Free Independent Baptist Church of the Southern Hebrides (excluding Lugg)
                                                      Isle of Sodd
                                                      Near Rockall,
                                                      United (regrettably and we pray not for much longer) Kingdom

                                                      The price is subject to exchange rate fluctuations and the price of diesel, but is currently $64.99 per unit.

                                                      Order soon to be safe with Jesus!

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                                                        • Nolita
                                                          Forum Member
                                                          Forum Member
                                                          • Apr 2010
                                                          • 78
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: HE Came Upon Me In A Dream

                                                          Er... Why a hair shirt?

                                                          I feel extremely stupid.
                                                          1 Timothy 2:11-15
                                                          Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

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