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  • jbrandona
    Unsaved trash
    • May 2010
    • 3

    #1

    Hey

    Sup guys and gals?

    I go to my Catholic Church every Sunday, and just wanted to learn more about your religion.

    For real though...Do you guys really believe the Earth is flat? That the mentally challenged are all spawns of Satan? That homosexuals are going to destroy mankind? That rock music and "goths" are also spawns of Satan?

    I'm pretty confused about all this. How can our All-loving, all-knowing God have such a hatred for anyone?

    Do you reaaaally think he just sends retards to hell? They didn't have a choice in their creation...

    and is asthma really a retardation? Does one have to be 100% healthy to get into heaven, or will a cold be my condemnation?

    Peace guys. I hope you can clarify some of this for me.
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Hey

    If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

    If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

    You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

    Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • BelieverInGod
      Fourm Member
      Forum Member
      • Feb 2010
      • 9269

      #3
      Re: Hey

      What's with the papist invasion the last few days?
      Drama queen

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      • repented harlot70
        Forum Member
        • Mar 2010
        • 213

        #4
        Re: Hey

        The 1611KJV Bible can clear everything up for you.

        You can read it.

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        • Dirk
          True Christian™
          • Apr 2010
          • 1425

          #5
          Re: Hey

          Originally posted by jbrandona View Post
          Sup guys and gals?

          I go to my Catholic Church every Sunday, and just wanted to learn more about your religion.
          Switch religion!

          For real though...Do you guys really believe the Earth is flat? That the mentally challenged are all spawns of Satan? That homosexuals are going to destroy mankind? That rock music and "goths" are also spawns of Satan?
          Yes

          I'm pretty confused about all this. How can our All-loving, all-knowing God have such a hatred for anyone?
          Psalm 7:11
          God judgeth the righteous, and God is angry with the wicked every day.

          Do you reaaaally think he just sends retards to hell? They didn't have a choice in their creation...
          I'm not so sure about that.

          and is asthma really a retardation? Does one have to be 100% healthy to get into heaven, or will a cold be my condemnation?
          I don't know anything about this. You should ask the Pastor.

          Peace guys. I hope you can clarify some of this for me.
          Ofcourse we can, just look here to find all your answers.

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          • Pastor Isaac Peters
            Senior Pastor
            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
            Always Biblically correct
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 10639

            #6
            Re: Hey

            Originally posted by jbrandona View Post
            I'm pretty confused about all this. How can our All-loving, all-knowing God have such a hatred for anyone?
            You'll be a lot less confused once you abandon your preconceived notions of Who God should be in favor of the Bible's truths about Who God is:

            Romans 9:13: As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.

            Romans 9:20-24: Nay but, O man, who art thou that repliest against God? Shall the thing formed say to him that formed [it], Why hast thou made me thus? Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour? [What] if God, willing to shew [his] wrath, and to make his power known, endured with much longsuffering the vessels of wrath fitted to destruction: And that he might make known the riches of his glory on the vessels of mercy, which he had afore prepared unto glory, Even us, whom he hath called, not of the Jews only, but also of the Gentiles?


            and is asthma really a retardation? Does one have to be 100% healthy to get into heaven, or will a cold be my condemnation?
            Again, look to the Bible for answers:

            Deut. 7:15: And the LORD will take away from thee all sickness, and will put none of the evil diseases of Egypt, which thou knowest, upon thee; but will lay them upon all [them] that hate thee.

            Which part of "all" needs to be "interpreted correctly"?
            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

            Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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            • The Hand
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2010
              • 419

              #7
              Re: Hey

              Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
              What's with the papist invasion the last few days?
              Maybe they seek refuge in a Real Church and want to learn about a faith based on facts, not myths.
              May the call of Jihad be forever outshined, outmatched, and outlasted by the The LORD's Crusade, to the end of eternity and the extinction of mortal flesh. Let those who march against it in His name be as giants - pure of heart, strong of body, honored, invulnerable. May those warriors be burning stars in the firmament of battle, angels of death on shining wings, bringing swift annihilation to the enemies of CHRIST. Amen.

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              • James Hutchins
                True Christian™
                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                 
                • Jun 2009
                • 29457

                #8
                Re: Hey

                Originally posted by jbrandona View Post
                Sup guys and gals?

                <<<<<<<<<< Boring Drivel, DR >>>>>>>>>>>>
                'Sup'? Are you trying to be hip or something?

                Or are you a 'brother on the down low'?
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • Dirk
                  True Christian™
                  • Apr 2010
                  • 1425

                  #9
                  Re: Hey

                  Negro talk......

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                  • Brother Alex
                    True Christian™ Creation Cosmologist
                    Strong in Spirit and Filled With Christ's Wisdom
                    A Greater Genius Than Einstein, Hawking, and Sagan Combined
                    True Christian™
                    • Feb 2010
                    • 860

                    #10
                    Re: Hey

                    Originally posted by jbrandona View Post
                    That rock music and "goths" are also spawns of Satan?
                    How is that NOT a spawn of Satan?
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