HAHA ATHEISM

[im_the_atheist]

Proof God does not exist via a quote from Epicurus:

Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.

Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.

Is he both able and willing?
Then whence cometh evil?

Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God?

You can't change fact.

[Levi Jones]

Re: HAHA ATHEISM CAPTURE

We will be brought to justice in the afterlife where that all evils will be defeated. I'll have a golden mansion in the sky while you'll be poked and prodded by Satan's flaming trident for all eternity.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: HAHA ATHEISM CAPTURE

Proof God does not exist via a quote from Epicurus:

Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.

Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.

Is he both able and willing?
Then whence cometh evil?

Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God?

You can't change fact.

You do realize that plagiarism is a form of stealing. Just more proof that atheists have no morals.

[Phoenix]

Re: HAHA ATHEISM CAPTURE

Sir,

God is able to do all those things, for he is most magnificent. He knows your heart, for he is most wise. He gives you the freedom of will, for he is most generous. He will hear you repent, for he is most merciful. But woe to you if you should invoke his wrath, for he is most formidable.

Would you rather your God chain you up and lock you away, like a jealous parent? Would you rather your God had not given you free will? The freedom to make mistakes, and learn from them. The freedom to explore the world he created. The freedom to experience success and failure, love and sorrow, joy and pain. The freedom to become good or evil, clean or unclean, holy or profane. Are these not the things that make you who you are? Would you rather not have this responsibility upon your shoulders?

You will be judged, according to your works, kept in the book of life,

And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before God; and the books were opened: and another book was opened, which is the book of life: and the dead were judged out of those things which were written in the books, according to their works.
And the sea gave up the dead which were in it; and death and hell delivered up the dead which were in them: and they were judged every man according to their works.
And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death.
And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.
~ Revelation 20:12-15

Take what you want from this life, and pay for it.

With respect.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: HAHA ATHEISM CAPTURE

Proof God does not exist via a quote from Epicurus:

Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.

God can and does prevent evil. Therefor He is omnipotent.

Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.

God is able and He is malevolent. However God is malevolent towards evil. Humans are evil so therefor humans deserve all the evil God sends us.

Is he both able and willing?
Then whence cometh evil?

He is willing and evil. Evil comes from humans, since God created us evil so God can punish evil. Therefore evil comes from us.

Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God?

He is able and willing, we just don't deserve His aid. He is God.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: HAHA ATHEISM CAPTURE

Thanks, person #12,124,3245,259 to use that argument here.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: HAHA ATHEISM CAPTURE

Proof God does not exist via a quote from Epicurus:

Is the search function not working for you?

[James Hutchins]

Re: HAHA ATHEISM

Proof God does not exist via a quote from Epicurus:

Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.

Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.

Is he both able and willing?
Then whence cometh evil?

Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God?

You can't change fact.

You ask a series of questions (well you stole them). God can do and be what ever he wants. He does everything for a reason.
You child, are an immature 'hit and runner', thinking you are clever when in reality, you are a thieving imbecile of Epicurean physco-babble

[Nobar King]

Re: HAHA ATHEISM

I didn't really read the thread but I want to rep the OP for the thread title. It's a real knee slapper!

[Servant 777]

Re: HAHA ATHEISM

Proof God does not exist via a quote from Epicurus:

Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.

Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.

Is he both able and willing?
Then whence cometh evil?

Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God?

You can't change fact.

I'm sure Epicurus thought he was smart when he came up with that, as you seem to think you are, shamelessly reciting it here in a vain attempt to discredit the Lord.

Of course Epicurus has entirely debunked God... using worldly logic and reasoning which OF COURSE the most Holy and Almighty being in the entire universe must obey! Apart from the little fact that he created those laws to govern us! What makes you so sure he is susceptible to the same laws as our world? He is God the Almighty!

Also know this: Epicurus, for all his perceived wisdom, is now burning in Hell for all eternity for his denunciations of God. God is still as Holy as ever! He cares not what Epicurus or other would-be critics say about him. What they say does not change the fact that he is still God Almighty. Amen!

I wonder how smart Epicurus feels now, burning in Hell for his sins

Take your atheistically inclined false reasoning (and stolen quotes) elsewhere. Here at LBC, we know a thing or two about God... and he does not look kindly on sinners!