Hi!

[SuperMishelle]

My name is Mishelle. And I'm just so overwhelmed by a black president and flamboyant gayness taking over the world. After stumbling upon an episode of RuPaul's Drag Race I decided enough is enough and I blocked all the channels on my cable aside from TBN, but after watching that I realized that even they don't even know how to teach the word of our Lord Jesus Christ correctly. I'm so happy I've come across this site and found like-minded Christians such as myself. As a married mother of one I want to make sure that my child grows up to be a true kind, loving, chaste, moral, homosexual codemning Christian.

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

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Welcome, Sister. You are among friends. Is your child of an age where he (I trust The Lord has blessed you with a son) can join us in praising Jesus, loving our neighbour and praying to Him to damn homosexuals to Eternal Torment?

[SuperMishelle]

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Welcome, Sister. You are among friends. Is your child of an age where he (I trust The Lord has blessed you with a son) can join us in praising Jesus, loving our neighbour and praying to Him to damn homosexuals to Eternal Torment?

Sadly, I have a daughter. But my husband and I are trying for a son. She's one year old but she already knows that there is only one true White God and all other religions are false. I'm just so afraid for her. I go through these television stations and I see all of these loose women taking their clothes off for any reason, and the Lifetime Channel is just awful with it's promotion of women empowerment and blatant lesbian fundamentals. I need support in raising her to be a servant of Christ.

[Felicity]

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@SuperMishelle Welcome! I hope we can become friends!

Can you perhaps tell us how much you love Jesus?

Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!

[Cranky Old Man]

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Sadly, I have a daughter. But my husband and I are trying for a son.

What did you do wrong to infuriate Jesus? Did you not pray enough to get a son?

Do you have your husbands permission to be here? How old are you?

Matthew 6:6 "But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly."

Luke 18:27 "And he said, The things which are impossible with men are possible with God."

[SuperMishelle]

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@SuperMishelle Welcome! I hope we can become friends!

Can you perhaps tell us how much you love Jesus?

Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!

Thank you, I would love to become friends.

And I love Jesus more than my child.

What did you do wrong to infuriate Jesus? Did you not pray enough to get a son?

Do you have your husbands permission to be here? How old are you?

Matthew 6:6 "But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly."

Luke 18:27 "And he said, The things which are impossible with men are possible with God."

I believe it was when I allowed my homosexual cousin to stay in my home after he was kicked out of his apartment for not paying rent. I guess he spent it all on Prada or something like that. I knew I should've stoned him, but I was weak and I let him stay. And for that God cursed me with a daughter.

I am 19 years old and yes I have my husbands permission to browse the internet for exactly 2 hours a night after my chores are done, the children are put to bed and he's been sexually relieved.

[Levi Jones]

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I am 19 years old and yes I have my husbands permission to browse the internet for exactly 2 hours a night after my chores are done, the children are put to bed and he's been sexually relieved.

Hey now, no need for that kind of dirty talk.

What church does your husband take you to? What is your favorite scripture from the Holy Bible?

[Jedediah]

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Welcome, young miss. With your husband's permission, I hope you will fellowship with us and make your faith in the LORD steadfast. This is one of the few safe places left on the internets for fellowship in this wicked world.

James 4:4
Ye adulterers and adulteresses, know ye not that the friendship of the world is enmity with God? whosoever therefore will be a friend of the world is the enemy of God.

We True Christians™ are those whom unbelievers and false Christians hate to see coming because they do not want their sin pointed out. They accuse us of bringing a Message of gloom and doom, whereas the truth of the matter is that we are bringing a Message of pure, True Christian Love™, but they flatly disagree. All they want to hear is that a loving God will NOT send them to Hell, no matter what they do, and this is NOT true!

If you are truly one of the elect who accept all of the Facts laid forth in the Holy Bible (KJV 1611), you will find your resolve strengthened here as we exhort one another in our relationship with Christ. You will find that the wickedness of the outside world does not phase you as you put on the Armor of God. Praise!

Ephesians 6: 13-18
Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand.
Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness;
And your feet shod with the preparation of the gospel of peace;
Above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked.
And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God:
Praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints;

[SuperMishelle]

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Hey now, no need for that kind of dirty talk.

What church does your husband take you to? What is your favorite scripture from the Holy Bible?

My husband and I used to go to a Baptist church until we found out that they supported Barack Hussein Obama. After that we've decided to stop going and my husband preaches his own sermons within the confines of our Christian home. We are currently looking for a new church that adequately portrays our values.

My favorite scripture is

Isaiah 50:7

For the Lord God will help me; therefore shall I not be confounded: therefore have I set my face like a flint, and I know that I shall not be ashamed.

[Levi Jones]

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My husband and I used to go to a Baptist church until we found out that they supported Barack Hussein Obama.

How long had you gone there? That's quite a bombshell. How could you not have known something like that? By "they," do you mean all the church members or the Pastor? I know I would have marched my fellow like minded Republicans straight out of there and started up another church.

[LostAndDamned]

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Don't you have a school or college to be taken care of, young man?
Churchs can wait.

[James Hutchins]

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Welcome Mishelle. God is mighty happy to see you as am I. How many sons have you provided your husband?

[Brother Helge]

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Churchs can wait.

You see, that is where your wrong.
One of Satan's most succesfull lies is that Heaven can wait till another day.
But it can't...

Repent while there still is time! Jesus is reaching out for you in this very moment!


And Welcome Mishelle!