Hello everyone

[unsaved sinner]

I know unsaved sinners are not welcome but I want to be saved.

I am trying to find Jesus but there are no Godly churches in this God forsaken place where I live!!

I can't even quote my favorite Bible verse - but I can quote the Godly James Hutchins!! I think I have read almost all his posts. So I will quote him.

Quote: I be you walk around with your ankles around your ears!

Jesus sees you all the time, He sees you are a Trollop. Un Quote:

Now if they are not Godly words - I don't know what is.

[HTannor]

Re: Hello everyone

Sucking up to one of most revered Brothers will not relieve you from offering more information about yourself.

Your age, location, gender, and why you need saved are all important holes to fill in your introduction.

And don't forget to include complete, non-edited details about all those sinful things you've done. And to whom you've done them.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello everyone

If I allowed flattery to affect me, well, I do not know how I'd react. But I do know you should not be quoting me rather you should be quoting the KJV1611 Bible.

You need to bury your head in the Good Book® and not in the Internets.


Damn you Al Gore! Damn you all to Hell!

[Nobar King]

Re: Hello everyone

Someone has a fan!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello everyone

Please tell us about yourself. How old are you? What church do you attend? What sins have you been wallowing in?

[Dirk]

Re: Hello everyone

I know unsaved sinners are not welcome but I want to be saved.

I am trying to find Jesus but there are no Godly churches in this God forsaken place where I live!!

I can't even quote my favorite Bible verse - but I can quote the Godly James Hutchins!! I think I have read almost all his posts. So I will quote him.

Quote: I be you walk around with your ankles around your ears!

Jesus sees you all the time, He sees you are a Trollop. Un Quote:

Now if they are not Godly words - I don't know what is.

You need to tell more about yourself, why hide this information? What sinful things have you done in your life?

[unsaved sinner]

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I am sure Jesus called me here!!!! You Godly people welcomed me!! James Hutchins himself spoke!!! Maybe a sign Jesus will save me???

It will be hard for me to be saved. I told you I live in a God forsaken place - well... Australia!!!

I was raised 'Catlick' by my Irish IRA father and my Nazi German mother.

Also I am FEMALE!! It gets worse... I am old!! Not too old to be in love with God's word though - and James Hutchins . I mean James 's Holy words.

God lead me to His favorite forum - and James even though I am a sinner!!

[HTannor]

Re: Hello everyone

Oh, my. You're an old half-breed, living in Aboland, and tainted by papism.

Your road to salvation will be long and difficult.

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

Re: Hello everyone

It will be hard for me to be saved. I told you I live in a God forsaken place - well... Australia!!!

It is my shame to live in Australia, too, brother, and I pray every day that the Lord will forgive me for that sin.
Perhaps one day He will lead us to the Promised Land. In the meantime, we can take comfort in the succour of the Official True Christian Church.

[Felicity]

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@unsaved sinner Welcome! I hope we can be friends!

Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!

[chndlrjhnsn]

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I'm sorry to hear that you are unsaved, unsaved sinner. I hear that the only way to be saved is to make a lurid confession and repent openly. I have been trying to live a godly life ever since I quit masturbating and dating negroes. The godly congregation here are teaching me the ways of the Lord, who I love more and more each day. Try humbling yourself to Jesus and repenting of your evil ways. I'm sure you can be saved if you will only open your heart and mind to Jesus Christ and the godly people of Landover Baptist. This is the only Christian website I have ever found that actually follows the teachings of the whole Bible! We are both very fortunate to have found it. Mark yourself lucky, unsaved sinner.

[unsaved sinner]

Re: Hello everyone

@unsaved sinner Welcome! I hope we can be friends!

Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!

Thank you Felicity. I hope we can be friends too. I am amazed at the kind and Godly welcome I have received at Landover. I already know that I don't have any rights, and why would I, when I don't know the proper bible yet?? I am learning so much about Jesus just from reading the threads.

[unsaved sinner]

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I'm sorry to hear that you are unsaved, unsaved sinner. I hear that the only way to be saved is to make a lurid confession and repent openly. I have been trying to live a godly life ever since I quit masturbating and dating negroes. The godly congregation here are teaching me the ways of the Lord, who I love more and more each day. Try humbling yourself to Jesus and repenting of your evil ways. I'm sure you can be saved if you will only open your heart and mind to Jesus Christ and the godly people of Landover Baptist. This is the only Christian website I have ever found that actually follows the teachings of the whole Bible! We are both very fortunate to have found it. Mark yourself lucky, unsaved sinner.

Thank you for your lovely words. I know you were trying to make me feel better about myself by admitting your own sins. I have never dated a Negro, praise Jesus - but I have done a lot of other sinner stuff.

I don't want to taint the Godly people here by telling them my sins . I am praying they can help save me. I have done everything bad - except murder and negroes. I agree, we are both fortunate and lucky

[unsaved sinner]

Re: Hello everyone

It is my shame to live in Australia, too, brother, and I pray every day that the Lord will forgive me for that sin.
Perhaps one day He will lead us to the Promised Land. In the meantime, we can take comfort in the succour of the Official True Christian Church.

Oh I do hope you are right. I don't know why you had to live in Australia. You sound, well, quite Godly. I am sure you will be lead to the promised land soon .

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Hello everyone

I know unsaved sinners are not welcome but I want to be saved.

I am trying to find Jesus but there are no Godly churches in this God forsaken place where I live!!

I can't even quote my favorite Bible verse - but I can quote the Godly James Hutchins!! I think I have read almost all his posts. So I will quote him.

Quote: I be you walk around with your ankles around your ears!

Jesus sees you all the time, He sees you are a Trollop. Un Quote:

Now if they are not Godly words - I don't know what is.

Unsaved Sinner,

I can appreciate your folly for I too am in Australia, and living in SATANS PARADISE to make things even worse!

All we can do is thank The Lord, that he has divinely lead us here and now here, all we can do is pray for forgiveness for not being born American.

YIC,

WS